Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[WelperHelper99]

With all the gay nerd shit Patrick is into, he doesn't mention games at all. I think he is far too stupid for most games except for the most hand holding, minimum input gameplay experiences. I could definitely see him fanboying for some poorly written interactive cutscene like Forspoken or new God of War.

He probably breaks a sweat playing pong

 

[JJLiautaud]

Ok imma just nip in the bud any notion that fatrick was even remotely comparable to heinrich himmler. I know we kid around and stuff but that comparison is not only downright fucking despicable, but its also just plain factually incorrect

......Because AT LEAST HEINRICH HIMMLER WAS THERE FOR HIS FUCKING DAUGHTER

Didn't Himmler poison his children? Or am I mixing this up with Goebbels.

 

[Judge Holden]

Didn't Himmler poison his children? Or am I mixing this up with Goebbels.

Yeah thats Goebbels.....who incidentally also spent more time with his kids than pigs-in-cyberspace despite the whole poison thing

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Lol he’s still dreaming of revenge, facilitating death is obviously comparable to calling him fat.

Patrick, we all know you need your trolls. You won't do a thing. Go back to dreaming of your atalkers getting the knock.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Lol he’s still dreaming of revenge, facilitating death is obviously comparable to calling him fat.

When does his dream of revenge come up? Is it before or after his dream of being a successful author? Whats the full order of his dreams between the courts throwing everyone who calls him fat in jail, being a successful author, being a smart and popular political commentator, and being a jacked muscle man who isn't fat

 

[Elbe]

I'm currently prostrate as I type this, I'm not taking any chances.

 

[AGPinochet]

There once was a massively influential Chinese fellow by the name of Sun Yat-sen. He played a pivotal role in Chinese History and is kind of the Gavrilo Princip of China (in the sense that his actions had massive unforeseen effects). His life story is a fascinating one and he was married to one of the daughters of Charlie Soong, another massively influential Chinese Figure whose family were also huge players in Chinese Business and Politics.



Anyway I delievered this little history lesson because a few days ago when getting out of bed I thought of a funny. I thought that if Fatrick were Chinese, one of his nicknames could be (Tomil)Son Fat Sue.

 

[FinnSven]

Didn't Himmler poison his children? Or am I mixing this up with Goebbels.

Yeah thats Goebbels.....who incidentally also spent more time with his kids than pigs-in-cyberspace despite the whole poison thing

Arguably, poisoning them was an act of mercy.

Goebbels likely justifiably feared that they would fall into Soviet hands and wind up freezing to death in a gulag or be shot in a basement like the Romanovs.

If capture and torment were in store for Fatrick’s daughter, he would allow it to happen as something to exploit for pity points.

 

[Red Frida]

I love how pig of pig proudly takes ownership of the fact he is the most pathetic excuse of a manlet in the entire midwest
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No, Robert stalker. You will wait on the floor for years of your felony sitting upright.

 

[Mörkö]

There once was a massively influential Chinese fellow by the name of Sun Yat-sen. He played a pivotal role in Chinese History and is kind of the Gavrilo Princip of China (in the sense that his actions had massive unforeseen effects). His life story is a fascinating one and he was married to one of the daughters of Charlie Soong, another massively influential Chinese Figure whose family were also huge players in Chinese Business and Politics.
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Anyway I delievered this little history lesson because a few days ago when getting out of bed I thought of a funny. I thought that if Fatrick were Chinese, one of his nicknames could be (Tomil)Son Fat Sue.

 

[Chef Red Pill]

Went back in time as saw that I had interacted with Patrick on Twitter in 2018 and he blocked me after one tweet exchange. He sadly didn't child me, instead calling me son

Congrats son, you've have more interaction with him than his own daughter. Childing now, Star Wars prezzie left on porch later.

 

[bile demon]

So in the wake of using new years festivities to drown my sorrows for fatrick coming in third fucking place for cow of the year, I decided to cheer myself up the way I always do by trawling through wikipedia pages for members of the nazi government.....and then I saw this on the page for Heinrich Himmler
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I cant fucking escape this piggish fucking queer......

"No, Adolf-child, we are not going to send them off to Mandatory Palestine. That will not occur. Instead, just like me, they will be given ready access to my second, better wife's gas chamber of a pussy. Leave the Final Solution to the pros."

 

[FinnSven]

"No, Adolf-child, we are not going to send them off to Mandatory Palestine. That will not occur. Instead, just like me, they will be given ready access to my second, better wife's gas chamber of a pussy. Leave the Final Solution to the pros."

I think if Fatrick was a Nazi, he would either have been purged due to upsetting the leadership or would have been killed by an inmate while guarding a camp.

There were rare cases of inmates attacking guards, and I am sure should a sonderkommando hear one too many “Nein, Kinder” from Nazi Fatrick, he would happily cave his skull in with a rock and wait with relief for the hail of bullets.

 

[Jeff_the_Thriller]

There were rare cases of inmates attacking guards, and I am sure should a sonderkommando hear one too many “Nein, Kinder” from Nazi Fatrick, he would happily cave his skull in with a rock and wait with relief for the hail of bullets

I feel like shanking concentration camp guard Fatrick with a sharpened toothbrush would result in a promotion. You know the other nazis would hate Herr Tomlinson too with his arrogant bullshit. You would go from 16 hour days of sewing uniforms at gunpoint to cleaning the admin building at gunpoint.

 

[OtherLastTrainHome]

I feel like shanking concentration camp guard Fatrick with a sharpened toothbrush would result in a promotion. You know the other nazis would hate Herr Tomlinson too with his arrogant bullshit. You would go from 16 hour days of sewing uniforms at gunpoint to cleaning the admin building at gunpoint.

herr tomlinson would've beaten the soviets with paintball guns.

 

[AnOminous]

Arguably, poisoning them was an act of mercy.

Himmler didn't poison his children and all of them lived into the 21st Century. The last one died just last year, well, year before last (2022).

 

[FinnSven]

Himmler didn't poison his children and all of them lived into the 21st Century. The last one died just last year, well, year before last (2022).

Hence I said arguably.

Plus Himmler was dismissed from his posts and in British custody by the end of the war.
He may not have had the opportunity to poison his kids.

 

[AnOminous]

Plus Himmler was dismissed from his posts and in British custody by the end of the war.

Well, in British custody and then dead from a cyanide capsule he had.

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

The b-b-b-boys get a shoutout lol. Look at this engagement, five hours ago.

By the nature of the game Patrick plays daily he should understand that as a “cis” white male, his Twitter outrage powers don’t cast as far. Perhaps Jennifer should tweet in his stead.

 

[Black Man Underwear]

Was Jennifer on Little St. James island? You never know, maybe he was serving up his niggeroni to Mr. Epstein.