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Cliff and Norm would have personally removed his fat ass. Frasier would conclude that the gentleman was clearly a sociopath in addition to being morbidly obese.
Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter
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"No stalker child! I have never been in your kitchen!"
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Books, laptops, and 'wearable pets' (lizards, snakes, iguanas).
People that bring these things to a bar are the biggest assholes on the planet:
"Look at me, but don't look at me"
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Did you take the same advanced college course as Jennifer?
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Went back in time as saw that I had interacted with Patrick on Twitter in 2018 and he blocked me after one tweet exchange. He sadly didn't child me, instead calling me son
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Only in the Eighth Circuit. Every other federal court to look at it has said such bans are unconstitutional.
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With what though? Bar goers rarely arrive on bulldozers or similar heavy moving equipment. And it's not like you do it you get to be king of England like with the sword in the stone, you just get a free bowl of soup at Hoolie's, which I believe to be a war crime.
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I don't think there's a way to make Harry as dumb and unlikeable as Rick. There's a character named IDIOT DOOM SPIRAL who's kind of Rick-like, a formerly successful guy whose life spiraled out of control after he lost the keys to his apartment (cf. Rick's fateful Norm Macdonald tweet). Though IDS is still more eloquent and self-reflective than Rick, even while being a homeless alcoholic in a cum-encrusted jacket.
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It's not a game of Axis and Allies where you can just "make more bombers." It's quite plausible Russia can't replace any lost Bears.
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So in the wake of using new years festivities to drown my sorrows for fatrick coming in third fucking place for cow of the year, I decided to cheer myself up the way I always do by trawling through wikipedia pages for members of the nazi government.....and then I saw this on the page for Heinrich Himmler
I cant fucking escape this piggish fucking queer......
I cant fucking escape this piggish fucking queer......
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Fat Rick would be Peinlich Pimmler.
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Wieder einmal völlig daneben, Judenkind. Du wurdest - viele hunderte Male bereits - dazu aufgefordert, den Volkskörper nicht zu zersetzen. Sich dem zu widersetzen stellt strafbare Rassenschande dar. Genieß die Gaskammer.
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Ok imma just nip in the bud any notion that fatrick was even remotely comparable to heinrich himmler. I know we kid around and stuff but that comparison is not only downright fucking despicable, but its also just plain factually incorrect
......Because AT LEAST HEINRICH HIMMLER WAS THERE FOR HIS FUCKING DAUGHTER
......Because AT LEAST HEINRICH HIMMLER WAS THERE FOR HIS FUCKING DAUGHTER
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You have been instructed many thousands of times to not bang my wife while I jerk off in the next room. Continuing to do so constitutes felony cucking of the highest order. Wait for the knock.
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MFW Ro'dan and Tyrone tell me they wont fumigate my coochie again unless I wash it first
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"Resurecting". Professional writer.
The Jedi are real, and they do the best rolls and handstands.
They say you shouldn't make fun of people for mispronouncing a word, because it simply means they learned it by reading and haven't heard it spoken out. What do you say about a professional writer who just spells words the way they sound?
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That he's a fat faggot (with bitch tits)
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I’ve always been so distracted by his bitch tits and dainty arms I’ve never noticed he’s eating what looks like two slabs of ham and a pretzel with a fucking fork and knife.