Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

Piggle Rick said:
Fuck you Fatrick for trying to force French chefs to make their eggs your way. You are the reason people detest American tourists. You complete cunt.
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Scrambled eggs isn't a way to make eggs, it's what eggs turn into when you fuck up trying to make them properly and give up in the middle.
 
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TerminalTryHard said:
How does he manage to survive now is the real question.
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He has gotten the women in his life to take care of him. What woman couldnt help but jump on a man without a job, a strong internet addiction, drinking problem, and constant harassment from strangers. Say nothing of his effeminate mannerisms and insufferable personality.
AnOminous said:
Scrambled eggs isn't a way to make eggs, it's what eggs turn into when you fuck up trying to make them properly and give up in the middle.
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Poach or get out of the pot.
 
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Maude Snew said:
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Can't stop won't stop.
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People have misinterpreted what Patrick really meant when he posted this tweet. See, it is an actually very self aware moment for him. Patrick, realizing he is a pants shitting retard, has never allowed himself to win at anything in his life. So Patrick really IS not letting the idiots win.
 
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Sexy Senior Citizen said:
I might do a Project Zomboid run with Patrick, and see if he can survive the zombie apocalypse.

In Zomboid, you build your character by selecting positive and negative traits. For negative, I'd probably choose: Obese, Unfit, Slow Reader, Cowardly, and Agoraphobic. These represent a man who's addicted to Xitter and doesn't like leaving the house.

For positive traits, I'd choose Iron Gut, Low Thirst, Resilient, Thick Skinned, Wakeful, and Speed Demon. He eats slop without becoming sick, he can shrug off trolling, and "Safe really isn't [his] speed."

For his career, I'd select unemployed. Don't need a job, child, the wife pays for everything.

Also, I'd break into every bar on the map and get blackout drunk.
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cerulean hydra said:
"No, stalker child, you will not eat my brains. Enjoy being splattered over the hood of my car."
"No, stalker child, I did not set off an alarm when I smashed through this window. Those are just your delusions. Enjoy wandering aimlessly."
"No, stalker child, I AM NOT INFECTED, enjo-- urk"

edit: doesn't that game have a prison on the map?
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"You have been instructed many thousands of times to cease biting me. Continuing to do so constitutes felony biting harassment. Do not bite me again."
 
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DumbDude43 said:
i don't see israel itself running into any sort of trade boycott or sanctions, cause unlike the palestinians israel has full control over its ports for international shipping, both on the mediterranean in the west and on the red sea in the south.
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If you are a US citizen, or a company that provides services in the US, it's illegal to participate in any sort of boycott or sanction of Israel.
 
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grapeshark77 said:
"darling wife" and "sequel novel"

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Edit: The "edition" is 48 pages lol

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Rate me late and gay but Christmas Carol is already a pretty fucking short read. Most adaptations get to hit everything in two hours or even less, because it's well paced and the point I'm making is that there's very little reason to make an abridged version!

Okay it's still a decent length but it's not a doorstopper like most of Dickens work, roll with me here. Patty probably picked Christmas Carol to make a sequel for because it's the only Dickens novel smaller than him.
 
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AngeloTheWizard said:
Rate me late and gay but Christmas Carol is already a pretty fucking short read. Most adaptations get to hit everything in two hours or even less, because it's well paced and the point I'm making is that there's very little reason to make an abridged version!

Okay it's still a decent length but it's not a doorstopper like most of Dickens work, roll with me here. Patty probably picked Christmas Carol to make a sequel for because it's the only Dickens novel smaller than him.
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The problem with that is Pat doesn't read.

CC is the most known in pop culture Dickens story, and Pat is running off TV adaptations. personally I can't wait for Kermit to show up.
 
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Sugriva said:
Does Patrick have any friends? Like, real ones. Not his sci-fi author ""peers"" or his wife. I can't recall a single instance of him mentioning going and hanging out with a pal.
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In that clip where he's childing Trump supporters he's with other leftist. They're not his friends but he believes they are
 
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Sugriva said:
Does Patrick have any friends? Like, real ones. Not his sci-fi author ""peers"" or his wife. I can't recall a single instance of him mentioning going and hanging out with a pal.
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Not since the lappening it appears.

There was that pedo, as mentioned above.

Fatrick has even tweeted that he hates it when strangers try to talk to him, while he is playing with his laptop in the bar.
So he probably gives off a nasty vibe.

I suspect he smells bad too. He appears to groom and wash, but I think he’s the kind of fat guy who generates a sweat just by walking to the bar from the door of the establishment.

So he probably has a nasty sour hum about him.
 
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FinnSven said:
Fatrick has even tweeted that he hates it when strangers try to talk to him, while he is playing with his laptop in the bar.
So he probably gives off a nasty vibe.
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Not just in the bar, AT the bar. This fat fuck is taking up copious amounts of space in the specific part of the bar to be social in and then acting like other people are the assholes for daring to say hi to his fat, smelly ass. I'm surprised nobody has ever decked him just for that to free up a spot for a human. Pigs shouldn't be at the bar anyway.
 
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AnOminous said:
Not just in the bar, AT the bar. This fat fuck is taking up copious amounts of space in the specific part of the bar to be social in and then acting like other people are the assholes for daring to say hi to his fat, smelly ass. I'm surprised nobody has ever decked him just for that to free up a spot for a human. Pigs shouldn't be at the bar anyway.
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He would be a heck of a character on Cheers.
 
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