Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

JJLiautaud said:
Its such a shame that our prize sow, Jennifer, won't take home the blue ribbon from this year's state fair.
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Can't stop won't stop.
 
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Catch The Rainbow said:
Agree with you but are you really that allergic to saying Israel
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he's probably referring to gaza and the west bank i guess, access to international trade is a real problem for them if egypt/jordan lock down their borders from the outside.
i don't see israel itself running into any sort of trade boycott or sanctions, cause unlike the palestinians israel has full control over its ports for international shipping, both on the mediterranean in the west and on the red sea in the south.
 
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Incel Death Note said:
You're 100 percent right there's no way a normal man uploads a selfie like this unless there's something severely wrong with him mentally.
Maybe his mom fucked him up. Maybe he has untapped aspergers. Look at my special cousin. He's so excited to wear his superhero tshirt! Thank you for your support for adult aspergers, it helps a lot and we really appreciate neuroatypical visibility! My retarded cousin was so happy when he saw the pyramids!
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he's such a narcissist that he thinks he looks not fat, not gay, not juvenile, not retarded. he genuinely believes he's never been fat, that he's super smart, that he looks so cool you'd never guess that he's a stealthy geek despite how plain as it is to everyone else. if he ever had an ego death psychedelic experience he would immediately kill himself in shame upon realization of what a fat retard he's always been
 
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Something Awful said:
I think Rick actually has a version of body dysmorphia where, instead of obsessing over perceived flaws, he looks in the mirror and somehow sees a cool, manly, sexy guy. Like, his brain is built different.
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Makes sense. He doesn't see himself as fat when he clearly is. His penis is quite small yet he denies it. He's very effeminate. and he claims to bench press 250. He's never looked at himself truthfully a day in his life
 
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REGENDarySumanai said:
So who is going to do a Pat run in an RPG?
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I might do a Project Zomboid run with Patrick, and see if he can survive the zombie apocalypse.

In Zomboid, you build your character by selecting positive and negative traits. For negative, I'd probably choose: Obese, Unfit, Slow Reader, Cowardly, and Agoraphobic. These represent a man who's addicted to Xitter and doesn't like leaving the house.

For positive traits, I'd choose Iron Gut, Low Thirst, Resilient, Thick Skinned, Wakeful, and Speed Demon. He eats slop without becoming sick, he can shrug off trolling, and "Safe really isn't [his] speed."

For his career, I'd select unemployed. Don't need a job, child, the wife pays for everything.

Also, I'd break into every bar on the map and get blackout drunk.
 
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WTBOnlineFather said:
It's Fatrick's parents who are to blame for the invention of the hashtag in 1999. I knew it!
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Time travel in fiction has been linked to the presence/usage of gravity wells a lot. Fat Rick is really fat and if Mama Raven could properly plot a course around his event horizon it does stand to reason she could have seen the future. Naturally her fat son would understand none of this while shoving six figures (this is why he calls himself a six figure author) up his nose, his eyes unfocused.
 
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Sexy Senior Citizen said:
I might do a Project Zomboid run with Patrick, and see if he can survive the zombie apocalypse.

In Zomboid, you build your character by selecting positive and negative traits. For negative, I'd probably choose: Obese, Unfit, Slow Reader, Cowardly, and Agoraphobic. These represent a man who's addicted to Xitter and doesn't like leaving the house.

For positive traits, I'd choose Iron Gut, Low Thirst, Resilient, Thick Skinned, Wakeful, and Speed Demon. He eats slop without becoming sick, he can shrug off trolling, and "Safe really isn't [his] speed."

For his career, I'd select unemployed. Don't need a job, child, the wife pays for everything.

Also, I'd break into every bar on the map and get blackout drunk.
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"No, stalker child, you will not eat my brains. Enjoy being splattered over the hood of my car."
"No, stalker child, I did not set off an alarm when I smashed through this window. Those are just your delusions. Enjoy wandering aimlessly."
"No, stalker child, I AM NOT INFECTED, enjo-- urk"

edit: doesn't that game have a prison on the map?
 
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*breaks out after you defeat the Flesh Hovel*
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Ahh... Free, at last. Oh, Tomlinson, now dawns thy reckoning, and thy payment shall GLISTEN in my bank account!

Kiwi of the Farms, my gratitude upon thee for my freedom. But the crimes thy kind have committed against the second, better forum are NOT forgotten! And thy punishment... is PRISON!

*Order plays at 1200 decibels*
QUASI PRIME
 
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Black Man Underwear said:
I'm so proud of Patrick's transition. I hope his phalloplasty went well. I pledge to NEVER deadname him by calling him Jennifer. He uses he/him/his and they/them pronouns only and I respect that.

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That being said he needs to pay Quasi.
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I am afraid you have misgendered Patrick, and as everyone agrees these days, misgendering even in ignorance is a worse crime than being a concentration camp kapo.

Patrick’s pronouns are boar, boarself and other pronouns related to being a male pig.

I do hope you understand how offensive he/him is to Patrick and you report to your nearest prison for this unforgivable behavior.

On an unrelated note, I think Fatrick could genuinely own everyone if he wrote and published an autobiographical horror novel about being a cannibal serial killer who preys upon black children.

I can imagine that might be publish worthy as he would have such a deep and clear insight into this subject.
 
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