Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Edilg]

Did MANdy DFE then?

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Lol!

Sean is clearly reading this thread. I like the cut of your gib, sir!

I used to like Joe but holy shit man. Talk about Jewing it up. He’s also pulling that classic boomer line they always use when it comes to excusing degeneracy “it doesn’t affect me, what do I care?”

He protests a bit much about how little he cares, makes me think MANdy may have some pics of Joe laying around.

Joe would be Biblically stoned if that were to happen. He is a boomer trying (and failing) to navigate the internet culture. I think he likes living on the edge of his very traditional culture.

if you are good and successful as a lawyer, you will not have the time to waste on doing this mickey mouse shit on the internet. and if you do, you will maintain professional distance and stay very far away from anything that is even remotely close to drama, because even being slightly adjacent to it runs the risk of tainting your professional reputation.

like, imagine being a serious person who is looking for a lawyer for a serious case that will impact your life going forward.
you do do some research, and find shit like ty beard with his "damnit nick, we lost the case again!" shirt, or rekeita chugging whiskey on camera, or this other guy raging at anonymous nobodies while defending some tranny.
you immediately know that you absolutely don't want anyone like that being in charge of defending your interests in court, you'll make sure to avoid any "lawtube" adjacent attorney like the plague.
good lawyers know this, so they stay far away from this cesspit.

AttorneyTom and LegalEagle have done it correctly by making it an advert for their firm services and hiring a crew to take care of a lot of production.

Most others I treat as talking heads unless they are really struggling to keep a schedule because of their trial schedules.

Of course this dumb motherfucker doxed his location using his fake name.

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How old is this account? I am sceptical that this might be some kind of backstop to the lies due to the bare bones profile and the matched PFP across multiple platforms.

Would you not choose a bigger headshot for a professional setting?

For you Americans, many of our CVs when submitted for a job more require a photograph be attached. Perhaps that colours my opinion, but this seems very unprofessional. What does she gain from having this page, ND what networking is an ostensible mechanic doing?

My question is, is what I just described like a hardcore Eastern Europe only thing? Do americans have bulletproof AI skynet anti-catfish tools built into their social networks? If not, how much fucking braincells do you need to lack if you see a"girl" (in nickname only) come into an over 50% male space, start acting OwO all over the place and not just automatically assume, "Yeah, this is surely a dude".

From further west, I can report that most people under 40 or so can usually suss out these schemes unless it ponders to an specific desire they have, they are hard up, or legitimately low IQ.

Who falls for this kind of thing? Maybe I am just a cynical bitter person, but MAN-dy's story stank to high heaven for years.

The only reason why I feel a little sorry for Joe is because he made an honest boomer mistake in showing the phone number, that had massive unintended consequences, and he's almost certainly catching a disproportionate amount of shit from Rekieta (and maybe the rest of the Balldo Brigade) because of that. I feel sorry for Joe in the same way I felt sorry for Sean when he was getting that gay tongue lashing from Rekieta (though in Sean's case, Sean did absolutely nothing wrong).

Do not feel bad for Joe. He has done this accidental disclosure of phone numbers since the very first call-in show he has done. I used to watch with some regularity, amd I quickly learned NEVER to call in to his shows because there was a 20-30% chance your number was flashed on screen.

He is a legitimate tech boomer that needs to be taken in hand because that is just unacceptable.

 

[MaltVinegarRespecter]

Our wife deserved to be cucked by a man with dirty metalhead hair based on whatever she is doing with her feet here alone.
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This has to be some kind of weird footfag bait. Imagine inviting perverts to jerk it to your feet so that your husband doesn't think you're an uncool prude with a busted body. Getting plastic surgery, going to the gym, letting him post semi nudes of you on whatever locals is. And he still makes you look like a cuck by playing digital grabass with a greasy tranny while talking about how you destroyed your body by giving him five children. I get that he's rich but at this point most people would just get a job, or at least open an onlyfans for his orbiters to shame him and get some shock value money.

The chad Anisa vs the virgin Kayla.

If I'm not mistaken she held her feet up to the camera to show viewers on her very first appearance on the show.

 

[6MillionCoofs]

I think Joe is just a boomer who doesn’t understand how to handle this situation but thinks he does.

The internet will forever be a ‘you had to grow up with the new norms to understand what not to do’ a lot of boomers and even older millennials were not around to learn how to correctly e-drama

 

[make_it_so]

Gator sweeps for Rekieta with the most bullshit take ever

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"Nick can take a joke"

In fairness to Shannon here, he may not be following the drama that closely, or just may not care that much.

Not everyone shares the same level of passion for every lolcow.

 

[MaltVinegarRespecter]

In fairness to Shannon here, he may not be following the drama that closely, or just may not care that much.

Not everyone shares the same level of passion for every lolcow.

At one point, Nick could in fact laugh at himself. Then just one day he couldn't anymore. Maybe he started making too much money and his self-importance inflated. Or he drank any sense of humility out of his brain. But its a stark contrast how he acts now vs back in the day when someone laughed at him.

 

[FuckMeGentlyWithAChainsaw]

I am sceptical that this might be some kind of backstop to the lies due to the bare bones profile and the matched PFP across multiple platforms.

The images this person has released of themselves are pretty consistent with each other, and I don't see why they would use such an ugly ass picture if that wasn't really them.

 

[3MMA]

Do not feel bad for Joe. He has done this accidental disclosure of phone numbers since the very first call-in show he has done. I used to watch with some regularity, amd I quickly learned NEVER to call in to his shows because there was a 20-30% chance your number was flashed on screen.

He is a legitimate tech boomer that needs to be taken in hand because that is just unacceptable.

Joe’s lame ass excuse of, “oh sorry, I boomered,” is so tired & boring. Claiming that he boomered at the end of his little initial apology to MANdy came off lazy, dishonest, & like he was passing the buck. He’s clearly Gen X, but that’s not the point. Point is that saying, “oh, whoops, I boomered,” doesn’t make it any better, or less of a fuck up. He did it, oh well, apologize & leave it there. Making excuses (boomered,) is dumb & then bringing it up again to moralize about how your online friends are more honorable than the evil other online denizens, is fucking dumb.

 

[Pomniman]

In fairness to Shannon here, he may not be following the drama that closely, or just may not care that much.

Not everyone shares the same level of passion for every lolcow.

Dude, have you seen the Chudbuds dm leaks back when they got hacked? There's no way in hell our Eldest of Oldfags isn't obsessively following every detail of this shit even as we speak. He's just retarded as usual.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

I know lots of guys who grew up in NY in that era and most of them aren’t Branca-level assholes.


Any man who wants credit for working hard is beneath contempt. That’s table stakes for life as a man.


“Authority” is relative. I was chatting to someone whose audience overlaps a tad with Branca and Nick, who have both tried to get on his show. This guy has zero interest in being associated with Branca and regrets that they are on the same side of any issue. His internet tough guy act only works on rubes and utterly repels everyone else.

Branca has the Jersey tough guy act, those guys literally are the biggest faggots on the planet. I’m more entertained by his drunken ranting of calling women like Chrissie Mayer a whore and her boyfriend a limp dicked faggot.

Branca when sauced is angry and bitter. He’s almost incel-tier with how he copes about getting a younger model (the younger model is like 40, fat, and likes Disney) after getting divorced. Playing armchair psychologist on him is fun.

The only good guests Nick had on were Sean and Gosney. Gosney just seemed like a cool guy. Joe is very much dependent on when he stops being fake and calls Kurt a faggot with bitch tits for tipping his fedora.

 

[6MillionCoofs]

Maybe he started making too much money and his self-importance inflated.

It’s both. He makes too much money so his ego inflates as a result, as it obviously would. But at the same time he now has too much money riding on shit so he loses the edge of fun he had, it’s too dangerous to have. Whilst also he now has enough money to induldge in all the things he knows are vices and he likely shouldn’t too hard. And the sheer amount of sucsess he’s able to generate makes him not take warning or advice from other people. What would they know, after all, they are not making the money he is or at the level of success.

Or he drank any sense of humility out of his brain. But its a stark contrast how he acts now vs back in the day when someone laughed at him.

I’m not really so sure bout that. He would still get absolutely arseblasted when people laughed at him even back then. Like with a lot of people looking back at his older stuff they were ‘ok with’ then but are not now. I feel we just by and large weren’t annoyed at him enough to notice it too much.

 

[AnOminous]

I think what we have is a hardcore Razorfist stalker that got traction with Nicks community.

Well, as I said before, that would make it very clever for him to have staged a three vehicle car crash with his fake name in the DMV records just to be able to post a message about it on the same day.

 

[Bloodthirsty Nosenigger]

So ironic to see The Gunt criticizing someone for being a snake to Rekieta.
The man hollered at Rekieta for hours after he just laughed briefly seeing the Gunt's shart.

To be fair, that's probably not hypocrisy.
In all likelihood, Ralph's brain is too fucked up to remember all the grudges and retarded slapfights.
He might not easily forgive, but simply forget.

 

[AnOminous]

For you Americans, many of our CVs when submitted for a job more require a photograph be attached.

Businesses would never put up with that as a custom here, because any time you didn't call back a black person or anyone whose race would be visible on a photograph, they'd already have established one element of a discrimination claim, i.e. you knew what race they were when you made the decision not to call them back.

 

[TheCaspainKing]

Well, as I said before, that would make it very clever for him to have staged a three vehicle car crash with his fake name in the DMV records just to be able to post a message about it on the same day.

I don't think the name is fake at all. In an effort to not geo locate myself I'll be sparse on details but a person with a rather public bad behavior record got a legal name change that was identical to a special needs relative. This is apparently not as uncommon as I'd originally thought.

 

[Musashi's Son]

How old is this account? I am sceptical that this might be some kind of backstop to the lies due to the bare bones profile and the matched PFP across multiple platforms.

The earliest archive I could find was September 12th 2023 and it's possible the account it's even older than that. But unfortunately we can't know for certain because LinkedIn doesn't have a feature which shows when an account joined the website.

Also, one other thing I found is MANdy's Pinterest account (A)

 

[Anticipointment]

I think Daniel is absolutely our guy. I'm almost certain we are dealing with a Legal name change because of the lack of digital footprint beyond residence/vehicl

Aside from everything else, his brother has the same last name too though. From the (step)dads obit & brother is on Facebook followed by the family listed in the obit.

That comment comes later.

Tyvm for the screenshot so that now it has finally been determined that Cory did not meet up with Mandy, & @Himedall All-seeing Waifu & @elb were correct in that it must have been someone else Cory was talking about when he was saying he met someone irl & got catfished.

How old is this account? I am sceptical that this might be some kind of backstop to the lies due to the bare bones profile and the matched PFP across multiple platforms.

That’s on LinkedIn. Been there maybe a few years, mid 2021-ish, but wasn’t there when Dandy first came around. Pretty sure it was made it to bolster the fake story of being a hooters waitress to then a mechanic at ford.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

(Nick’s Lolcow of the Year rival Pat Tomlinson’s more successful brother is named Kyle. But this isn’t him.)

Yeah I saw that though I wasn't sure if it was the right Kyle.

What it means is (obviously) it's a fake profile that Dan made to buttress Mandy's status as "real", but because Mandy is not real, the only people checking it out were KF users or at least KF readers, which is why a Tomlinson is listed under the "People also viewed".

The earliest archive I could find was September 12th 2023 and it's possible the account it's even older than that. But unfortunately we can't know for certain because LinkedIn doesn't have a feature which shows when an account joined the website.

I'm not sure, it may have been made earlier this year when people started asking questions.

MANdy posted a higher resolution version of the same photo used in the LinkedIn which I used as a SFW example of one of "her" photos that looked like it was taken off a monitor in the my first long post about Mandy (see page 2731).

It was not the only place Mandy claimed to be from Arlington, Buffalo Dan mixed a lot of information about his own personal life into "Mandy".

In Branca’s defense, I think he legitimately hates women due to his divorce. Some women just ignore any attempts at fostering goodwill/ resolving their personal during the process and basically treat it as a deathmatch.

I forget if he got divorced raped or not, but Branca legit seethes about that when drunk. I think @AnOminous , @waffle , or @Swole McPole followed him making an ass of himself the most. He’s incredibly thinnskinned on Xitter.

Branca has the Jersey tough guy act, those guys literally are the biggest faggots on the planet. I’m more entertained by his drunken ranting of calling women like Chrissie Mayer a whore and her boyfriend a limp dicked faggot.

Branca when sauced is angry and bitter. He’s almost incel-tier with how he copes about getting a younger model (the younger model is like 40, fat, and likes Disney) after getting divorced. Playing armchair psychologist on him is fun.

The only good guests Nick had on were Sean and Gosney. Gosney just seemed like a cool guy. Joe is very much dependent on when he stops being fake and calls Kurt a faggot with bitch tits for tipping his fedora.

The only conclusion I make from his utter seething about his divorce is that his ex-wife was entirely in the right.

Branca had a little while at the end of 2022 where he repeatedly got drunk and made a fool of himself by getting into stupid arguments almost every single time. I think it was when he started screaming at Faran's sister when his wife came in and told him to STFU because he was drunkenly screaming insults. There was also him flipping out at Dick Masterson where you have to guess he had to grovel in private when he found out that Dick was his e-daddy's e-daddy.

 

[Maraschino]

In Branca’s defense, I think he legitimately hates women due to his divorce. Some women just ignore any attempts at fostering goodwill/ resolving their personal during the process and basically treat it as a deathmatch.

I forget if he got divorced raped or not, but Branca legit seethes about that when drunk. I think @AnOminous , @waffle , or @Swole McPole followed him making an ass of himself the most. He’s incredibly thinnskinned on Xitter.

When Branca was divorced by his first wife, he said he would give his ex basically as much money as she wanted, as long as he got to have custody of his children since he could always get his money back. He later married his younger second wife who is now his current wife and gloats about how unhappy his ex is.

He has since made "had a shitty divorce" a personality trait, but I personally preferred it when all I knew Branca for was his expertise on self defense, and not knowing he'd argue unironically for repealing the 19th amendment because he was a closet MGTOW, which makes him insufferable when in the company of someone like Drexel.


...but I'm fairly sure Nick is going to join Branca sometime in 2024-25, since I don't know what he's ever said to MANdy in private, but I'm going to assume it's fucking horrifying (for him) if he is in the middle of divorce or separation. And you know what? He would fucking deserve worse. He was given the incredibly simple advice of, "You're acting inappropriate with 'women' who aren't your wife, and you really need to stop because it's going to end terribly," and he told people to fuck off and called them Karens.

People who intentionally pick the dumbest life decisions deserve to receive the hard cock of dire consequences, for it rarely arrives lubricated.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

It’s hilarious to me that anyone ever thought “MAN-dy” was a woman when the majority of xir online footprint is World of Warcraft and tabletop game sperging.






But Buffalo Dan’s real passion is graphic design.




I wonder if he got that guy’s nudes too.