So he is a literal version of the Peter Griffin character from Family Guy?
Someone who was really like Griffin in real life undoubtedly would be very like Cyraxx.
Except Peter Griffin is a more well rounded and self aware human being than Chance will ever be.
On his “I’m not mad but I’m mad” latest cry fest over his latest attempt to make profit on other people’s work this little shit compared himself to that call of duty cosplayer that killed himself over false allegations granted I’m not 100% sure myself but everything I’ve seen says that the dude was innocent but still killed himself over fake allegations
I’m so tired of this little shit saying he attempted suicide when all he was doing was bait for sympathy
Just like everything in his life, his "suicide attempt" hollow and half assed. He didn't slit his wrists, drink some drano, or take too many pills. Did he wrap his hands around his neck and say he was going to strangle himself? Did he snap a CD in half and say he was going to slash his throat? Did he throw a belt over the rod in the closet and threaten to hang himself? No to all of the above.
He grabbed a blunt object that could maybe only hurt you if you fell directly on it and it went into your eye, and held it to his neck. He always wants full credit for something even when he refuses to put in the bare minimum effort.
I wish someone was there all the time who could give him a good hard slap upside the head and tell him to STFU every time he starts up with his bullshit.
"I almost committed suicide a few minutes ago!" SLAP, shut the fuck up, no you didn't, you had a sharpie to your neck, quit fishing for sympathy!
"I beat your ass Marty and you know it." SLAP, shut the fuck up, Marty broke your nose, gave you two black eyes, and sent you running and crying back to your grandma!
"See! I'm an artist who should be able to make money off his hard work!" SLAP, shut the fuck up, you stole an image off google image search and spent 3 minutes using the smudge tool
. Lmfao
