Kala "Tunnel Girl" / Pranavi Kalavathamma Lorei / Jacob Thomas Lorei / @engineer.everything / TikTok Tunnel Troon - Extremely uncanny & autistic hinduboo

[young chestnut]

Posting this on behalf of the True and Honest Girltism Gang for whom we are all thankful.

Structural engineering farmers come forth. It's your time to shine.

Introduction



Kala the "tunnel girl" rose to prominence in late 2023 on TikTok where ""she"" documents ""her"" extremely autistic exploits digging a tunnel 20+ft below ""her"" home. Kala has amassed a large number of orbiters who haven't figured out by the bizarre voice, heavy filter use, or very male interests that Kala is a guy.

Retarded tranny chaser:

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Some choice videos:

Project recap: the autists yearn for the mines

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Frolicking through “”her”” shit tier unkempt garden in pearls

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Discussing “”her”” plans to build a castle with the stone mined from under the house, goes on ironic rant about hatred of fake veneer

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Suburban Patrick Bateman in drag role play

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Very autistic bottleneck lecture

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The house

The house, which he purchased under his deadname, and tunnel are located in Herndon, VA.

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Kala's legal name is Pranavi Kalavathamma Lorei and he is not an engineer but rather has a Bachelor degree from Gannon University in Erie, PA and majored in economics, finance, or business. He appears to presently work as a software developer.

He appears to specifically recruit FOB Indians as roommates and then subjects them to his “haunted” house

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He sued a woman, possibly the one he mentioned in the video, for not paying rent

Spoiler: Eviction info & other weird roommate shit

Eviction info and some weird shit about his roommate and fake companies at the Wilshire address:


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Roommates bizarre LinkedIn that includes her (fake?) drivers license. The companies she's listed as working seem to be mostly or all businesses registered to the house. Maybe some kind of visa scam?



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Some businesses registered at this address:

More on Kala

Kala's LinkedIn has disappeared after the extra attention from TikTok but scraper sites still have the basic info:

Rocket Reach resume


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He also has a prolific Seeking Alpha presence



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Transindian

"Pranavi" locked down his profile before we could get to him but redditors who were able to view it claim he had photos of himself in saris and other female Indian garb as early as 2013.

Reddit users have also noted that Kala has claimed to have an Indian mother in responses to TikTok comments. Confirmed, Kala claims his mother is Indian. Thank you, Wednezday



Both of his parents are white, Benedict T Lorei and Susan J McKowen. Parentage is confirmed through watching Kala’s video of his own childhood home, claiming that it was sold in 1997.

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The childhood home is located at 9667 Fry Rd, Mc Kean, PA and was sold in 1997 by Benedict T and Susan J Lorei. Satellite and assessor photos match the home in the video.





Dead name

Data aggregate site lists same phone number under both names



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And a possibly abandoned facebook profile for "P.k. Lorei" shows the Facebook URL is still jacob.lorei.3






Jacob's college ID photo present in the 2006, 2007, and 2008 yearbooks for Gannon University:

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Secondary lolz

Kala's videos are great on their own but the reactions to him are often just as good.

A "journalist" upset that he follows Trump family members and is digging under his poor, immigrant neighbors' houses because they won't say anything:

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In the news

Kala made the local news! link | archive
and apparently national news soon after: link | archive

Social Media
(At the time of this post, all social media accounts are locked down except TikTok/YouTube)

Tiktok: link
YouTube: link
Facebook: link
Old Facebook: link
Twitter: link
Pinterest: link

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[Chongqing]

This is strangely interesting.

 

[Shamefur Dispray]

When you already live in a serial killer's house, might as well go all the way I guess.
Dude has a man's shoulders and hands ain't no filter hiding that.

 

[one_time_user]

his college photo looks remarkably like that school shooter. the Connecticut one? Adam Lanza I think

 

[Real Ariana Grande]

his college photo looks remarkably like that school shooter. the Connecticut one? Adam Lanza I think

I said the same thing. Major autism stare.

Why would someone larp as a Pajeet? Very interesting. I suspect this guy has a lot of skeletons in his closet.

 

[Asian tech support]

Jesus, I wonder how many Indians this dude has buried under his sad excuse for a garden and how many he's gonna stash in what's probably going to end up being a killroom.

 

[Dagoth AMOGUS]

That's a great title, "Tunnel Girl". Immediately had me interested. And "she" is basically playing Minecraft IRL

However, I didn't see the actual tunnel. I take it the tunnel isn't complete? That would be a great cover photo for the top of the thread page.

Great research.

 

[young chestnut]

That's a great title, "Tunnel Girl". Immediately had me interested. And "she" is basically playing Minecraft IRL

However, I didn't see the actual tunnel. I take it the tunnel isn't complete? That would be a great cover photo for the top of the thread page.

Great research.

Oh. Yeah.

Good feedback. I've added a video at the top that gives an overview of the project.

 

[Asian tech support]

After watching more of this guy, from a layman's perspective, the tunnel system is fairly impressive for a single dude's pet project.

A "journalist" upset that he follows Trump family members and is digging under his poor, immigrant neighbors' houses because they won't say anything:

Man that lady is super annoying. Doxing is bad when the Farms does it but when a heckin' valid and accredited "journalist" does it and goes out of their way to cowtip, it's hunky dory.
That said, if I was the neighbors, I'd be pissed. After looking at the place on the map, that's a very dense suburb. The roll off constantly getting tons of rock dumped into it must make one hell of a racket and it's going on every day. I'd be surprised if they didn't know what was going on down there and they probably hate his guts.
What's really interesting about this guy is he seems to be so autistic that his troonism falls to the wayside. Kind of reminds me of the weird autistic furry guy with the Habsburg face in that regard. Excellent find. I'll be following this.

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

his college photo looks remarkably like that school shooter. the Connecticut one? Adam Lanza I think

It checks out.

 

[The Feline Solution]

What a fascinating kind of autism. Has he mentioned anywhere why he's building the tunnel? From the videos it just feels like he has the autistic need to tunnel but no specific end goal. Motherfucker's gonna end up in China if you let him.
I like the choice of that first picture in OP, had a good chuckle immediately and it sets the tone for the rest of the thread. Maybe put some more shit in OP about his curryboo tendencies, sounds like a possible cringe goldmine.

That said, if I was the neighbors, I'd be pissed. After looking at the place on the map, that's a very dense suburb. The roll off constantly getting tons of rock dumped into it must make one hell of a racket and it's going on every day.

As a neighbour i'd hurl abuse at this mega autist on the daily. I don't know the US laws regarding noise levels and the like but i would've long ago organized the neighborhood and done my very best to get rid of this cunt. You know this nigger isn't stopping his racket on the weekends. He absolutely uses the troonery to shield his autistic obsession.

Edit: Ah, i missed the castle video. Very realistic and in no way terminally autistic goal. He talks extra spastic in that video.

 

[Asian tech support]

What a fascinating kind of autism. Has he mentioned anywhere why he's building the tunnel? From the videos it just feels like he has the autistic need to tunnel but no specific end goal. Motherfucker's gonna end up in China if you let him.

Don't see a grand plan but he talks about using the excavated stone to build a wall. That's neat and I can respect that but his stone is shit and his neighborhood is too picket fence for a stone wall.

As a neighbour i'd hurl abuse at this mega autist on the daily. I don't know the US laws regarding noise levels and the like but i would've long ago organized the neighborhood and done my very best to get rid of this cunt. You know this nigger isn't stopping his racket on the weekends. He absolutely uses the troonery to shield his autistic obsession.

Despite all his talk about loving castles, he built this massive tumor off the back of his house. You can see it from the aerial view and you can bet it looks like shit. You can also see how unkempt his yard is compared to his neighbors. It's not some upper middle class Montgomery Co. gated community Toll Brothers development but it's solidly middle class and tidy enough. Got some Section 8 housing down the block though lol.

Dude is 100% a menace. I'm used to having enough distance between myself and the neighbors such that I don't give a shit what kind of awful architectural choices they make with their home or property but if I lived next door, I'd be a huge Karen.

 

[Georgio Cocklord]

I find this extremely fucking funny, especially choosing such a complicated fucking name. I don't think this guy has ever stepped foot in pajeetland, the locals would be so eager to rape him despite him being a man, they'd only find that out halfway after dicking his ass. Wtf is with white trannies and cultural appropriation, we already saw this with Brianna Wu/John Walker flynt.

 

[Lame Entropy]

Is the tunnel supposed to go anywhere? What purpose does it serve? Who's bankrolling this?
I'm so confused but I'm perfectly willing to let it go as bro just has an intense need to tunnel fueled by turbo autism. I don't know shit about tunnels but this sounds pretty impressive if it's a solo project.

 

[Dropsies]

When Liz Fong Jones' death squads track Jorsh down by triangulating his position from the pizza places around the university of Belgrade they will imprison him in the tranny dungeons of Virginia

 

[Tetragrammaton]

i remember seeing a video of the tunnel they are making. it is surprisingly decent for someone who has zero experience doing that type of thing. the only issue i could find is the fact that they are using large amounts of concrete for the walls which is fine if you use the right type of concrete and have a proper way of preventing any water from building up around the concrete.

but as far as i could tell they have nothing of the sort which means its bound the collapse sooner or later. the ground they are digging in also seems to be filled with clay and generally wet stuff which makes me wonder if they ever did any research about where the water line in that area is. the whole thing just seems like they did some research but not enough for it not to go horribly wrong.

 

[young chestnut]

I think there's a chance some videos start coming down as he faces the legal reality of his decisions. If anyone can help me archive his TikTok I'd appreciate it.

 

[The Feline Solution]

Who's bankrolling this?

Good question. OP says he's a software developer so maybe it's all out of his pocket. I am most surprised about how fairly competent everything looks from a construction site point of view.

I think there's a chance some videos start coming down as he faces the legal reality of his decisions

Wait, is he doing all this without the proper permits?! He's gonna get gangfucked by the feds as soon as his tunnel goes an inch into public property. This autism is intense!

 

[Toolbox]

The whole 'building a tunnel in your yard and publishing the results for views' meme isn't even original despite how bizarre it sounds, I don't doubt the autist started doing this after popular engineering Youtuber Colin Furze started doing this years ago, the millions of views he's earned for it is enticing for someone with a lot of time and money to waste on such an ordeal, anyways.

Compilation of the entire project that took over 3 years, I'd assume from 2018/19 to 2022. He'd also built an entire bunker in the yard that the tunnel was made for. This particular coverage of the entire tunnel part of the project was published 2022 but he'd been showcasing it's progress since June 2021, and the bunker part for years before. He's now onto putting an underground garage directly beneath his house.

 

[.iota.]

very interesting find, op.

"Pranavi" locked down his profile before we could get to him but redditors who were able to view it claim he had photos of himself in saris and other female Indian garb as early as 2013.

Reddit users have also noted that Kala has claimed to have an Indian mother in responses to TikTok comments.

i would be willing to wager that at some point in his young life, this man went down a deep yoga rabbit hole.

pranavi is a feminine form of the name for one of the hindu deities, specifically, the deity whose name is represented by the ohm, which hindus and practitioners of yoga believe to have been the first sound in the universe.

kalavathamma is a feminized interpretation of the word kalavahana, which is a traditional hindu ritual that has been commandeered by practitioners of yoga in the west for various reasons. most recently, it's become a bit of a "thing" for supposedly spiritual troons to use this ritual to "raise their shakti" and "connect with the divine feminine".

given that he's chosen these names, he's likely to be referring to the subcontinent of india as his mother.