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she was constantly a good 5-10lbs heavier than she was supposed to be by their standards and was constantly ordered for "fat camp" after weigh ins (I believe it was just a specific diet and exercise I don't know the details). I'm not sure if they still do this because it was the 80s.
OT: Yup, they still do it. I had a few Sailors I had to adjust my maintenance rotations for to facilitate them going to fat camp, or as we call it in the more politically correct Navy, FEP but only when talking about the program, we still call it Fat-Boy fuckabout in the Mess.

It involves food logs (the Navy encourages use of MFP and showing your logged food to your evaluator) and mandated exercise periods with options like Zumba, HIIT and my favorite, Sailors being beat to oblivion by cycle-obsessed senior enlisted/junior officer folks on spin cycles. I never ran that personally as I wasn't a Command Fitness Coordinator - I was a Command Financial Specialist and didn't have time to run FEP while dealing with Sailors and fiscal crisis - there was another 'flog-our-kiddos' bundle of cheer in the form of a LTJG who'd do that for us. However, every Chief Season we have our own private fat-boy camp for the selectees who don't make weight and happily beat them to pieces on spin bikes because I'm an asshole.

On Topic: These bitches be fat and I wouldn't have sex with them.

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Cross-posting from the various other threads where this is relevant. Kelly Lenza has added her two cents to ButtWipeGate:

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I can't believe I'm to the point where I can think of three different places where this personal update about wiping your butt is relevant, but here we are. Happy 2024.
 
So Lizzo is undoubtedly on one of those weight loss drugs and she has indeed dropped quite a bit of weight. Fans are upset about losing yet another Proud Fat Queen.

I wonder if Lizzo will go all the way to being a normal weight like Adele. Lizzo unlike other deathfats is pretty active, she does dance/move a lot during her shows, so if the drugs nuke her drive to eat she might drop a lot of weight quite quickly. There will be much seething.

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If what deathfats said about themselves and their magic metabolisms was true, then WLS wouldn't even briefly work. But of course, when they are forced with stomach staple to eat less, the weight melts off, and sure enough, they turn out to be people who are maybe predisposed to be a bit chubbier than average, but 500 lbs is by no means some inescapable fate. Then most of them just start mainlining Dr Pepper and gain it all back.
 
Marissa's birthday was on Christmas.


Brye likes how she looks, that's nice, though.


Don't those things still use up calories and suck bodyfat from the rest of you, though?
From what I've heard it depends on the thing. Sometimes it is just a "dead" thing that sits inside your body, sometimes tumors can such can excrete hormones that lower your BMR enough that it would be extremely difficult to lose weight, but still not impossible.
Lipedema, for example, is something you can actually see/pinch if you lose the fat around it, but it's non-metabolic fat, so it's just sitting there under your skin like marbles. A liquid-filled cyst, in comparison, may have an active defensive "wall" around it that would be similar to a permanent infection.

So Lizzo is undoubtedly on one of those weight loss drugs and she has indeed dropped quite a bit of weight. Fans are upset about losing yet another Proud Fat Queen.

I wonder if Lizzo will go all the way to being a normal weight like Adele. Lizzo unlike other deathfats is pretty active, she does dance/move a lot during her shows, so if the drugs nuke her drive to eat she might drop a lot of weight quite quickly. There will be much seething.

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Called it.
Also lol at Lizzo undermining her own marketing with the Yitty stuff.

 
From what I've heard it depends on the thing. Sometimes it is just a "dead" thing that sits inside your body, sometimes tumors can such can excrete hormones that lower your BMR enough that it would be extremely difficult to lose weight, but still not impossible.
Lipedema, for example, is something you can actually see/pinch if you lose the fat around it, but it's non-metabolic fat, so it's just sitting there under your skin like marbles. A liquid-filled cyst, in comparison, may have an active defensive "wall" around it that would be similar to a permanent infection.

Yeah, that's fair. It does depend! It's also the faintest glimmer of an exception to the rule.

Also lol Lizzo.
 
Yes a family member of mine had this issue, but didn't realize it until she was in the navy. While physically, she looked like one of the fittest women in the room and was a skinny minny (had always been), she was constantly a good 5-10lbs heavier than she was supposed to be by their standards and was constantly ordered for "fat camp" after weigh ins (I believe it was just a specific diet and exercise I don't know the details). I'm not sure if they still do this because it was the 80s. She ended up ballooning in her 40s, despite doing hard labor for work for a good 10 hours a day minimum and she ate pretty healthy in moderate portions. Of course because she had VA health insurance they never bothered to look into why.

She's the only person I can legitimately think of that had an actual, though undiagnosed, medical reason for weight gain. There was no other explanation for it. She never got even close to deathfat size though.
I've always said there is a tiny percent of the population that are unable to lose weight, where diets don't work and their bodies seem to actively sabotage any type of weight loss by going into some kind of crisis. But you're looking at maybe 1 - 2 %. This doesn't cover the legion of fatasses like Evie that crow about HAES and that it's okay she eats an entire box of Little Debbie cakes in one sitting because she only does this once a week. You know... moderation.

For people like your family member I genuinely feel sorry for. For those like Evie who's problems are more or less self-inflicted I'm totally out of fucks to give.

Cross-posting from the various other threads where this is relevant. Kelly Lenza has added her two cents to ButtWipeGate:

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I can't believe I'm to the point where I can think of three different places where this personal update about wiping your butt is relevant, but here we are. Happy 2024.
This right here is everything wrong with this whole situation.

Instead of attacking the problem, like losing weight so you don't need to use a shitstick or whatever "wiping aid" she has, she instead uses one and normalizes it. This is where the wake up call should come in for anybody who's not crazy. But no. Just use a wiping aid and keep shoveling in the snacks.
 
For people like your family member I genuinely feel sorry for. For those like Evie who's problems are more or less self-inflicted I'm totally out of fucks to give.
Yes even with issues like that, you still have to actively try to get to the size of Evie. Most people, even generic fatties you see wandering around, would be mortified if they reached 'can barely stand or wipe ass' stage.
 
Cross-posting from the various other threads where this is relevant. Kelly Lenza has added her two cents to ButtWipeGate:

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I can't believe I'm to the point where I can think of three different places where this personal update about wiping your butt is relevant, but here we are. Happy 2024.
This is a tragic comedy. Does it end for the fatties "living their best quality of life" in a Wall-E world like pod? Completely immobile and incapable of life outside it? All these devices have done for her is cement her status as immobile and incapable of basic human functions. It's optimistic, but maybe if we didn't have the incredible enabling devices of modern convenience some of these heifers would get motivated to lose some weight.
 
Jesus Christ, these people are acting like asking them to wipe their own asses is on par with training to be an Olympic gymnast.

It's not "internalized ableism" to want to keep my butthole clean, and it's a massive delusion on their part to think that one person losing weight to clean her own ass is a personal affront.
 
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