Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[John Andrews Stan]

The linkedin profile photo is very unprofessional. But, so is LinkedIn.

LinkedIn has become the new normie adult FB based on my industry. It’s annoying. But it’s not like mechanics are being scouted on LinkedIn by headhunters. “MAN-dy” having an account at all was another clue that this was a nutjob.

That said, the biggest clue to that was the shit “she” said online. Dull as dishwater, oversharing and an attention whore to boot? It baffles me how anyone got to the point of being online friends with it. I can’t even imagine what they discussed privately, apart from the sexting.

 

[Mouse Cop]

From what I've seen courtesy of Elissa Clips, he is using the tactic of "I'll admit to everything, but do it in a sarcastic tone." This satisfies his die-hard fans because they will take these statements as sarcastic and therefore not true, while still allowing him to say that he never lied. Example: "Yes, I was saying I want to fuck a man. I told you all I'm super gay." "Yes, I also wonder if my wife is more or less disgusted by me knowing that Mandy was actually a man." You will not get a straight answer out of him.

 

[ChromaQuack]

Putting your photo on your resume is very unprofessional and is a good way to not get a job due to being X; but perhaps a good way to get one for being Y.

The linkedin profile photo is very unprofessional. But, so is LinkedIn.

It's somewhat common practice in Latin America (though lately it's been rightfully falling off) and other places, but even there MANdy's Linkedin picture is a joke as you'd want something resembling a photo for an ID, not the back cover for a shitty black metal album recorded in a gas station bathroom with an accoustic guitar and knee slapping for percussion.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

You will not get a straight answer out of him.

Which is even crazier considering that he knows we know he’s lying. Who the fuck does he think he’s fooling?

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

LinkedIn has become the new normie adult FB based on my industry. It’s annoying. But it’s not like mechanics are being scouted on LinkedIn by headhunters. “MAN-dy” having an account at all was another clue that this was a nutjob.

That said, the biggest clue to that was the shit “she” said online. Dull as dishwater, oversharing and an attention whore to boot? It baffles me how anyone got to the point of being online friends with it. I can’t even imagine what they discussed privately, apart from the sexting.

LinkedIn entered its "cringe" phase long ago and is nothing but Facebook except you'll get fired if you don't repeat the message.

If MANd had the balls, spilling everything in an info-dump would be the pearl from this 10+ year oyster that is his catfish.

 

[Tiny Chinaman]

From what I've seen courtesy of Elissa Clips, he is using the tactic of "I'll admit to everything, but do it in a sarcastic tone." This satisfies his die-hard fans because they will take these statements as sarcastic and therefore not true, while still allowing him to say that he never lied. Example: "Yes, I was saying I want to fuck a man. I told you all I'm super gay." "Yes, I also wonder if my wife is more or less disgusted by me knowing that Mandy was actually a man." You will not get a straight answer out of him.

Hes a seasoned comedian stalker child
Your bullying a man and his children sir
stop putting lives at risk`

 

[Balldo's Gate]

From what I've seen courtesy of Elissa Clips, he is using the tactic of "I'll admit to everything, but do it in a sarcastic tone." This satisfies his die-hard fans because they will take these statements as sarcastic and therefore not true, while still allowing him to say that he never lied. Example: "Yes, I was saying I want to fuck a man. I told you all I'm super gay." "Yes, I also wonder if my wife is more or less disgusted by me knowing that Mandy was actually a man." You will not get a straight answer out of him.

I'm not so sure he was leaning into the joke all the way. I think he was trying to, but he's too rattled to fully commit to it like he usually does.

He does start by leaning into the joke as you said: "I told you I'm gay!". But the sarcastic response when the guy asks him for his wife's opinion: "I'll have to ask her. We'll figure that out. Just for you, brother." is not so much leaning into the joke as pure, refined seething.

Revealing set of clips from @elb.

 

[Tiny Chinaman]

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

Not a short stream tonight. At least as advertised. Perhaps he'll keep up the "getting right to it" and keeping his day to day "I wuz buzy n shieeet" out of it.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I'm not so sure he was leaning into the joke all the way. I think he was trying to, but he's too rattled to fully commit to it like he usually does.

Yeah, I’m not an objective observer but Nick sure gave off the vibe that he’s spooked. It looked like his ass wasn’t even making contact with the chair, he was so skittish. I sure hope Nicky was wearing his brown underwear when he found out the person he risked his marriage for was a 42-year-old neckbeard who drives a Lincoln Towncar.

 

[AltisticRight]

There was some debate on whether or not Mandy was posting old pics in an attempt to appear young, but it was obvious from the outset that Mandy was some form of Catfish.

The funny thing is, that's still catfishing.

Balldo is dominating the polls like his desire to dominate MANdy's transussy, something Kevin Spacey (paedophile rapist) should have done to that underaged girl in his favourite film American Beauty.

Yeah, that leads me to think that comment was from another Dan Harris, not Buffalo Dan. It’s a common enough name.

But did you know Razorfist had the same name so even the state of Texas is in on this gayop against the stupid Karen gossip site?
-- Noseguards coping, probably.

 

[ChromaQuack]

The funny thing is, that's still catfishing.

Balldo is dominating the polls like his desire to dominate MANdy's transussy, something Kevin Spacey (paedophile rapist) should have done to that underaged girl in his favourite film American Beauty.


But did you know Razorfist had the same name so even the state of Texas is in on this gayop against the stupid Karen gossip site?
-- Noseguards coping, probably.

I choose to believe it is Razorfist not because I have any proof or ways to connect the two identities (name, long hair and using makeup aside), but because it would be the funniest thing I've seen in the last decade.

Also I'm sure Razorfist has plenty fullfilment for his desire to be dominated like a sniveling bitch when his Latina girlfriend goes full 'La Chancla' on his ass.

 

[TheClappening]

Which is even crazier considering that he knows we know he’s lying. Who the fuck does he think he’s fooling?

That's because he's not talking to "we," the detractors and KiwiFarmers.

He's addressing his fans who are still paying him and probably wouldn't if they delved into the AManDuh debacle.

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

You will not get a straight answer out of him.

I don’t know if the pun was intended here, but

 

[make_it_so]

I genuinely like the song Goodbye Horses, it’s mellow and catchy, but dammit it’s been ruined by endless faggotry.

And now it’s associated with Nick. Hahaha.

I mean, it was originally associated with a creepy-ass serial killer that was making a woman suit, I don't know how much more ruined it's reputation could get.

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

Ok, which one of you bastards did this?

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Has anybody noticed that As Nick has spiraled into cowdom, he's started acting and talking exactly like DSP? He doesn't have the long drawl on some of his words, but his body language, is spot on.

The choreography of cope, the synchronicity of seethe, and the melody of malding is a universal language that crosses border, language, and ethnicity to unit lolcows of every race, kindred, and creed.

I'm not so sure he was leaning into the joke all the way. I think he was trying to, but he's too rattled to fully commit to it like he usually does.

He does start by leaning into the joke as you said: "I told you I'm gay!". But the sarcastic response when the guy asks him for his wife's opinion: "I'll have to ask her. We'll figure that out. Just for you, brother." is not so much leaning into the joke as pure, refined seething.

Revealing set of clips from @elb.

Yeah, I’m not an objective observer but Nick sure gave off the vibe that he’s spooked. It looked like his ass wasn’t even making contact with the chair, he was so skittish. I sure hope Nicky was wearing his brown underwear when he found out the person he risked his marriage for was a 42-year-old neckbeard who drives a Lincoln Towncar.

He is really cross! He is seething. Perhaps things got him this upset previously, but he is letting the act slip more and more as he falls into degeneracy. I would almost feel bad for him, but the fact that these are consequences of his own actions kills the sympathy I might have for him.

NO ONE is making him do these things. NO ONE is interfering with him and his business. People are pointing an laughing. He has a mirror held up to him and does not like what he sees.

 

[zyclonPD]

Perhaps he'll keep up the "getting right to it" and keeping his day to day "I wuz buzy n shieeet" out of it.

 

[Kandinsky]

I think Nick is coping himself into not caring about the MANdy thing judging by his super chat reactions (Elissa Clips has already uploaded) combined with his whole ’The Rules of the Internet have changed’ rant (also clipped by Elissa) he seemed to be prepping himself for these type of reactions.

If he just did the whole “lmao guys this is funny, but all that happened is I saw some tits stolen from Reddit that I thought were hot” it would be an understatement because his stream clips about MANdy are so fucking bad, but he’d have a tiny thread of consistency. Since everything seems to be justified as ‘it’s funny, because it’s funny‘ or my fav ‘it’s a joke, lean into the joke’ or the combo, ‘just a funny joke’. by him.

I really wish there was a way to capture via text how he pronounces the words funny and joke with so much weird emphasis. He uses them as crutch excuses so much the words are clung to by his swiss-cheese alcohol rotted brain, he defaults to repeating them as he clings to familiarity.

Nick's reactions to the Superchats is merely him saving face and continuing to play the part of the apathetic character he's been playing this entire time.

Nick has always been insincere, dishonest and phony. He's a content creator who is shilling ideas to an audience who monetizes him and co-signs (or used to co-sign) on his fuckery. I was fooled for a bit, but once I realized how much of a con he is, my opinions changed.

As Oscar Wilde said, "Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth."

 

[footballteam]

I believe this is correct.

In "Mandy's" backstory, "her" mother died 20 years ago, I think what happened is that Buffalo Dan merged elements of his stepdad and dad into one "father" character for Mandy.

Could this be it? Terri Harris married Anthony "Randy" Smith in 2002.