DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
I love that he only considers his "business" a success because he hasn't become homeless or had to get a real job. Most people would consider being in crippling debt, begging for handouts and constantly on the verge of losing everything a failure.
Ironically this is the same standard dentractors have for why he's not cancelled.
 
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Which one of you wrote the overview, lol.

'A robust condo, with multiple living style rooms. In the upstairs, there are many rooms to do human activities, such as sleeping, digesting, or creating content.'

What the seller loves about this home​

The HOA recently voted to disallow non-white people from owning, so please keep this in mind before expressing interest in this property.
 

Which one of you wrote the overview, lol.

'A robust condo, with multiple living style rooms. In the upstairs, there are many rooms to do human activities, such as sleeping, digesting, or creating content.'

What the seller loves about this home​

The HOA recently voted to disallow non-white people from owning, so please keep this in mind before expressing interest in this property.
"Two showers don't work, but that's not a problem if you only "shower" once a week by rubbing a damp washcloth over your sweaty parts." :story:
 
You can bet when it comes to the recording inside the snortfort part of the production, there will be:

- no pijama pants
- khet has just gone to a trip to visit her parents
- no begging or guilt tripping during the recording by Mike of his streams

Damn if he doesn't even mention he is being recorded by Mike and his team during one or two streams, he'll be dripping in sweat seeing no money coming in and exposing the sucessful business propaganda as bs.
 
Not exactly sure what compelled him to make this cringe self-gratifying post at 2 am but good for you I guess?
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- khet has just gone to a trip to visit her parents
- no begging or guilt tripping during the recording by Mike of his streams
"No, that's my mo-I mean my wifes bedroom. The door has been nailed shut because that's the way she likes it when she sleeps."

He'll play off the begging and guilt tripping as some of kind "ironic streamer" thing he does because his audience always laughs and tells him they like it when he plays up the "DSP" character on stream.
 
Not exactly sure what compelled him to make this cringe self-gratifying post at 2 am but good for you I guess?
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He probably got high on his own farts after the latest precumcast, maybe Mike Cum told him more sweet nothings as well.

We might as well back it all in, looks like 2024 is the year all the bullytrolls gets defeated.
 
The idea that Phil thought the internet needed this old content is hilarious to me.

He will put so much effort into something that has 0% chance of working while completely ignoring small changes that would benefit him.
 
Has the same energy as those disclaimers Ubisoft puts in the start of every Assassin's Creed game.
The idea that Phil thought the internet needed this old content is hilarious to me.

He will put so much effort into something that has 0% chance of working while completely ignoring small changes that would benefit him.
It's lost media dood. It's vital khantent to see how he has changed and improved since then.

I mean it's night and day those videas back than and now, he live streams now! Totally different thing!
 
The first five minutes of this video plays the same as the first five minutes of any modern DSP playthrough.

First 5 minutes:2010 DSP2024 DSP
unprompted segment about dicks
Insulting game devs
retarded singing
wont shut the fuck up
more retarded singing
poop joke
balls joke
sperging about MUH REALISM
Begging for tips

Guess whose WRONG! He changed and enhanced his content by adding in begging. DEBOONKED MORON.

Unironically his content has only gotten worse over the years because now it includes chat scanning, begging, and empty chair segments.
 
What the fuck? Did he see those disclaimers that Warner Bros puts in front of racist Looney Toons and assume that was the way to go?

If it's bad enough to put a disclaimer on it then why the fuck is he posting it?

Dave is basically doing a Mafia 3 where he thinks putting a disclaimer means him being overtly racist/sexist is okay.
 
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