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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    765
The Fishes must act gay for a day to win some money.
Tay and Trish pulled some lesbian shit that I managed to capture, thankfully Vance came up to end it.
 
flamboyant cuttlefish said:
Was honestly expecting Jimmy to get kicked for this, but it doesn't seem like he's going to be since they just came up and started the gay for a day challenge instead of even mentioning it.
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Sam is on Twitter asking for the best way to boot Nifty. Probably to get her away from an escalating Jimmy. If I had to guess Sam isn’t going to be to angry at Jimmy fucking with a self declared pedophile because Jimmy isn’t aware she’s an actor.
 
I'm sure if Nifty is just acting like a creep to rile up the fish then she's probably legit worried people (or at least Jimmy) are going to attack her for being a pedo. She's probably downstairs telling Jet she isn't going to keep acting like a pedo for her safety. Probably trying to figure out a way to boot her that seems legit and gets the most views.

If she's not acting, then I hope Jimmy did scare her off.

edit: it's disturbing just how natural and into this gay challenge Shinji and TJ are
 
Angry Shoes said:
Classic Jet. “Be gay” is just a context, not a challenge. “Be gay while doing X” is an actual challenge. He’s like a movie director throwing actors into a setting with no script.
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“alright guys, we’re filming a movie today, everybody go ahead and start acting. ACTION.”
 
This is probably bullshit. Interesting for the record maybe. could find relevance later. from /bant/ but that is probably not the origin, likely /tv/ idk.
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Not archived, there are a lot of videos but this covers the events referred to;
Thread on X covering the night (NITTER). One part of the Charles behavior people got upset about, there is more.
 
Blitzsneed said:
This not the main complaint however. Jet with production (sans Sam) coming up to the bar to drink, basically sucking each other off and treating it like it's a shitty college party is a slap in the face for the audience. It's a testament of how narcissistic this fucker is, "advancing the culture" and getting high on his own farts seems to be his MO now.
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Did the crew coming up for a brief drink at 4am in the morning really piss you guys off this much? As far as I'm aware it's only happened once during the show. Shit, I remember the same thing happening during season 1. What are you even mad about?
 
I honestly can’t believe Jimmy hasn’t been kicked. He tried to attack Taylor, just technically assaulted Nifty (like her or not) and his mental decline is showing. He’s a legit tard and it seems they’re desperate to keep him around because people are watching and waiting for the explosion. He is a huge liability. We’re not even halfway through and he’s on the road to seriously hurting someone or himself.

Mind blowing too that they’re willing to let a criminal nigger in the house for 25k. Sam said he would run over that little Russian midget that hangs out with all the UFC guys when there was video of him abusing his cat but a nigger out on bail for animal abuse, assault with a deadly weapon, killed someone and brags about raping women and sexually harasses one of the fishes is cool? What the fuck is going on?

They’re putting money over the safety of others and himself. They think they can keep him tard rangled but Jimmy’s a ticking time bomb.

What people would even agree to to go on a show like this given what’s already happened/happening next season? My guess: even worse super Sam Hyde stan psychos who will be painfully unfunny or would try to kill someone for clout or something seeing what Jimmy gets away with and letting violent niggers in.
 
Charles Vincent Crumb said:
This is probably bullshit. Interesting for the record maybe. could find relevance later. from /bant/ but that is probably not the origin, likely /tv/ idk.
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Not archived, there are a lot of videos but this covers the events referred to;
Thread on X covering the night (NITTER). One part of the Charles behavior people got upset about, there is more.
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There is a clip of Sam with the crew dropping a bunch of cookies because he fell down the stairs that same night so it seems really unlikely that is the case.
 
Swamp_Donkey said:
🚨 ALERT 🚨

jimmy just assaulted nifty with old spice bodywash in the kitchen
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Jet allowed it.
It was preplanned with Delaney in Bedroom1 before.

[B1] [14:05] Jimmy is plotting against Nifty and Thomas with Delaney. Wants to use some soap and make her clothes smelly etc (mentions old spice etc).
"Nifty must go first".
"Thomas is next"
Code Names:
Nifty = Arcade Fire
Thomas = Circus Act
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**Jimmy hands Delaney a paper and tells her not to say anything**
"Very good, Jimmy" did u write it?

Jet TTS: Operation Jimmy Bravo is a go. Delta 10 is authorized. Full Effect, go go.
 
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Punished Borzoi said:
There is a clip of Sam with the crew dropping a bunch of cookies because he fell down the stairs that same night so it seems really unlikely that is the case.
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Wasn't that on a different night where they all went into Nifty's room as she slept and ate food?
 
Asian guy who had some suspect quotes from a book when they were taken out of context = Ejected from the house and shamed by Sam
Black guy who is asking to see women's feet and acting like a rapist = A okay totally cool
 
Sicko Hunter said:
Asian guy who had some suspect quotes from a book when they were taken out of context = Ejected from the house and shamed by Sam
Black guy who is asking to see women's feet and acting like a rapist = A okay totally cool
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Exactly. That’s why I’m asking what the fuck is going on here? Unless Sam has completely sold his soul since last season this makes no sense. He’s not an actor, he’s a legit dangerous criminal.
 
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