Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

I suspect that fats doesn’t change his phone number because deep down he fears missing that agent call that will propel him to national stardumb.

Very common with these types is the feeling that something like that could be derailed just by changing email or phone number; as if someone who actually wanted to spend millions to make movies of the fatrilogy would be deterred by a wrong number.

Of course, even if someone DID want to contact fats, he’d be stalker childed immediately. It’d be lovely for his texts to get sucked into deposition someday, I’d love to see him enjoying prison to unsuspecting text spammers in India.
He doesn't even need to change his number or close his Twitter. He only needs to stop replying. Hell, Joe Cumia was fucked with for years before Fatrick was ever discovered. His Twitter/phone number are and have always been public knowledge. Once he stopped replying with 20 page boomer messages, people completely stopped.
 
He doesn't even need to change his number or close his Twitter. He only needs to stop replying. Hell, Joe Cumia was fucked with for years before Fatrick was ever discovered. His Twitter/phone number are and have always been public knowledge. Once he stopped replying with 20 page boomer messages, people completely stopped.

If you don't get the last word, then the idiots win and Pat can't let that happen.
 
Someone from the second, better forum has managed to find yet another porn Pat doppelganger - with matching bitch tits, multiple chins, the trademark fat mutant head, armband tattoo and even the black wedding band.
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Even better, he's with a girl who looks just like Nikki. Needless to say, the pair is... into things.
I hope no false accusations will be brought up against Pat next time he starts fighting some poor random civilian on Twitter.
A Brotherman just noticed: the dude even wears the same distinctive type of wedding ring as Pat!

Holy shit, everything about this is perfect.
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Be honest, which of you is having sex with Niki's cousin and a tranny just to get Jenny angry and cheer us up? TYFYS
 
At no point has Pat had the muzzle of a “12 gage” [sic] shotgun in his face. What a drama queen.
Not only a professional author that owns the "aTalkers" but also a trained firearms expert with no police or military background.

EDIT: More stuff about Pat pr0n posting. So after a horrifying dig into the couple's porn hub page, not Pat and Nikki. It's just a couple of goobers that could be thier doppelgangers. Here's a nonpornographic video with them. The ring and shitty tat are visible.

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=64789b0bcf6ce&pkey=
 
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GAMERGAAAAAAAAAAAATE!! KIWIFAAAAAAAAAARMS!!
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NITTERRRRRR!!
The only CoD swatting I can think of was that one where a guy got shot coming out of his home because some faggot was assmad he lost a dollar in a match. It wasn't anything political and it sure as shit didn't have anything yo do with GG. I think Fat Rick needs to chill the fuck out and... well I'd say have another beer but Lord knows he could use his booze money to pay Quasi.
 

The seemingly random mentions on Pat's tweets are such an easy source of guffaws, they have become my favorite Posting PATtern, surpassing even timeless classics such as "Enjoy prison" and "stalker"/"child".

The absurdity of a tweet that includes, simultaneously, Democrat ball washing (or some other inane bullshit) and tagging Dave Chappelle, a K-Pop band manager, Richard Hammond, some Rhodesian bush fighter RPer, and @SSJ69_Mexican_Goku never fails to get a laugh out of me.
 
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Scrambled eggs isn't a way to make eggs, it's what eggs turn into when you fuck up trying to make them properly and give up in the middle.
The creamy scrambled eggs on toast is heaven to me. The type where you basically make a scramble with cream/ crème fraiche and chive, but then you add a little uncooked egg cream mix right at the end.

I’m assuming Pat does the overcooked slop that most of us make when drunk. The eggs are dried out and you throw cheese in so you don’t choke on it.
 
Be honest, which of you is having sex with Niki's cousin and a tranny just to get Jenny angry and cheer us up? TYFYS
Porking trannies to own the piglibs.
Maybe it's Cumia in this guy disguise
 
fat dude who has sex with a tranny for money.

I think the tranny has to be paid more.



Fuck. Straight on, that woman is a dead ringer for Niki. The fat guy is clearly not Fatrick though, he looks more like a pikie.

Maybe we have finally solved how Quasi got paid.

Niki resorted to doing gross pikie tranny porn.
Probably still less of a cuck move than letting black men fart in her vagina however.
 
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