Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[FinnSven]

Was Jennifer on Little St. James island? You never know, maybe he was serving up his niggeroni to Mr. Epstein.

Some of the underage massage girls reported having to use the grease from a curiously dark sausage to massage certain creep bags on Epstein’s orders.

 

[An automatic clown]

Watching Patty repeatedly correcT the recorD about his name not being Jenny is one of my favorite bits in a long time.

 

[I'mThePatMan!]

A liberal starts demonizing half the population because they dare think differently, and a kind man falls for the trap, unaware he was about to enter the Kool-aid Man's Lair:



A Good Samaritan senses the danger and informs the kind man of his mistake.

Watching a normie trying to understand the Autism Vortex he got sucked into is always a beauty to behold


Don't be fooled by the faucet that I got
I'm still I'm still
Jenny From the Porn

Edit: @Windy Moors great minds and all (but I liked yours better).

 

[Windy Moors]

Don't be fooled by the books that I got.
I'm still, I'm still Jenny with a faucet cock.

(Apologies to Jennifer Lopez)

 

[Orange Rhymer]

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You're confusing pat's elegance as femininity stalker. Wait for the knock.

Please stop posting that picture. Jennif.... I MEAN PAT, was in mid-transition.
Her... I MEAN HIS breasts were strapped down, but his T-levels hadn't took.

Pat has always had issues with his E and T-levels. Must be chewing receipts at lunch.

 

[I'mThePatMan!]

I think the Jen bit is touching a nerve. The way Boomia plays him like a 47-chromosomed fiddle is rib shattering:

 

[Orange Rhymer]

I'm currently prostrate as I type this, I'm not taking any chances.

I'm currently distorting the truth as I type this, as I too, am not taking any chances.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I bet Pat is used to being called Jen in the sack. That’s Niki’s lifelong scissor sister’s name, as it happens.

I heard someone say a few years ago that “Any woman would prefer to be with a man who’s too good for social media.” I can only imagine how shitty it is to be married to someone whose entire life is spent mashing a keyboard in online fights and who has no idea what a fool he looks like. How can Niki have even a scintilla of respect for this blob?

 

[AnOminous]

I bet Pat is used to being called Jen in the sack. That’s Niki’s lifelong scissor sister’s name, as it happens.

I bet Pat is not used to anything in the sack because he's not used to being in it.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I bet Pat is not used to anything in the sack because he's not used to being in it.

Excuse me, on the fart couch.

 

[grapeshark77]

Leaning into "the most swatted man" thing. Almost no engagement.



Still going but it's taken over 30 minutes to write ten tweets. I'll just say he sure knows a LOT about how to send one of these. Meanwhile everyone here/on OandA is joking about Jennifer.

 

[Incel Death Note]

 

[John Andrews Stan]

At no point has Pat had the muzzle of a “12 gage” [sic] shotgun in his face. What a drama queen.

 

[RussianParasite]

Still going but it's taken over 30 minutes to write ten tweets.

This text wall reminds me of the writing style of (another) troon Lolcow Jacob Alley (aka Secret Gamer Girl). Just long, blithering rants that are nonsensical and a slog to read through. They’re both fat, too.

 

[Gremperor]

I think if Fatrick was a Nazi...

Nach keiner medizinischen Definition fett, genieße das Gefängnisstalker-Kind!!!

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

At no point has Pat had the muzzle of a “12 gage” [sic] shotgun in his face. What a drama queen.

More likely he had a “12 gag” shotsuck down at the old gym. Jen was always known for being able to suck a golf ball through 30 feet of garden hose.

 

[Alabama Gamer]

No, Schlomo, it is you who are a threat to the nation. You have been instructed, many hundreds of times, to stop subverting the will of the German people. Continuing to do so constitutes felony Semitism. Enjoy camp, jEwry.

This isn't fair to ol' Herm either, since he actually liked the fat jokes people told about him.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

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Can't believe this slipped by me but I was wondering why he never changes his phone number. It just dawned on me, he can't change his number. Unless he wants to pay for his own cell phone.

This is the wisconsin map for area codes. Where he lives, he should have a 414 area code. But if he even went outside of milwaukee, it would be a 262 area code. The 608 area code is for places in central and out west areas of Wisconsin, which is where he grew up. He is still on his parents phone plan and doesn't want to change that number because he might end up having to pay for his own phone like a successful author and adult would have to do.

 

[This Machine Milks Cows]

A - How do you think Pat would have fared without the other's external help? I'm not disputing he lost, but I'm asking you if we could (as an experimental thought) analyze only the quality of the product itself, where do you see Pat? Still 3rd place? 1st? Maybe top 3 lolcows of all time? I'm too partial to answer, but I'd love to hear other, more experienced lolcow watcher's takes.

B - Considering the above, what does the future hold for Pat? To keep the analogy going a little further, I'd say personally I think while an average/good product with great ads can sustain itself for some time, it eventually fades away. While a truly unique, fantastic product usually resists the test of time and has a great chance to be enjoyed by many generations.

Good post. I think that Pat's content has been absolutely outstanding and hilarious this year and, judging purely on the amount and quality of content produced, he really thoroughly deserved the win. But the very nature of his content does not lend itself to mass appeal. The appeal of BossmanJack is obvious, he is a retard who smashes things and dances like an idiot. Anyone could understand why he is funny within 10 seconds of watching him. Rekieta has his bottle licking, gay fag lisping, falling over drunk level videos that are easy to understand. He also had his three perfectly timed end of year specials, Balldo's Gate's initial catfishing post, the drunkstream, then the Man-D reveal. My feeling is that Pat and Rekieta would have been neck and neck had those three things not happened. Pat doesn't provide youtube short length video or soundbites that are easy to understand and laugh at. You need to understand the lore to grasp his inherent hilarity. My first exposure to him was an around five minute long Porsalin video of Pat CorrecTing The Record. It made absolutely zero sense and left me completely cold and not understanding the joke. Anyone coming to this thread just a couple of times would also not understand it. Pat is almost a work of art in his hilarity and craziness.

A - I just think that it is the nature of the Pat character/creation that he will never appeal to persons who are not dedicated Patposters or who do not have the time to spend many many hours reading about his backstory and lore.

B - I have only been aware of Pat for about 18 months, and only been following him closely for about a year but he appears to be spiralling ever more out of control and further out of touch with reality. He is now openly and directly accusing random people who have no idea who he is of serious and specific crimes (I'm thinking of the IT guy from last week in particular here). He also has Ms Butt Legal. He could well get himself involved in more lolsuits next year. Next year could be even more crazy than this year. He still wouldn't win the Julay's though.

He is also really fucking fat and I wouldn't have sex with him.

 

[Pedophobe]

Here's How Patrick Can Still Win
Sure they say it's a first-past-the-post election but did you notice that little "change vote" button there? All it requires is everyone who voted for a loser tranny like Liz Fong Jones flipping their vote to the second, better female impersonator Jennifer Shawn Tomlinson before the steal is ratified on January 8th, Piggy will clinch the lead and democracy will be saved from itself again until next time this comes up.