Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[Punished Neco]

Those aren't tweets, Lucas posted it in his Discord, so I can't archive it beyond screenshots. I guess he was trying to prove he didn't literally spend $100k, only a paltry $1000 per week.

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So a lie/mistake in this conversation.

"This is all in February, the month before I went to rehab"

Um, actually Keffals went to rehab/was revealed as a drug addict after the Shoe0nHead stream on the 18th of February. IIRC it was later revealed that the rehab stay started on the 23rd. The announcement of going to rehab in a few days was on the 20th I believe.

So I'm actually quite interested what that BTC Crypto purchase from the 21st of February is for considering this was after Keffals friends convinced them to go to rehab. This actually asks more questions than it answers.

 

[Opposite of a Winner]

Lucas admitting to using  any of the funds from the GoFundMe for his drug purchases leaves him open to trouble.

The GoFundMe was explicit in it's purpose: housing and legal action. Lucas can successfully muddy the waters over what "taking legal action" really means (he admitted to intentionally keeping wording vague for the purpose of abusing the funds, remember).

However, purchasing thousands (or even hundreds) in illicit drugs fulfills neither purpose. It is a flat-out misappropriation of funds. I hope he gets burnt for this admission.

One can only hope his willingness to reveal  some information on where the GFM money went will snowball into a full accounting of the funds. Oh man would I like to know how much money Lukeyboy squandered in total.

Out of curiosity can Lucas even use the money for anything at all? Like I understand the legal trouble you can get for misappropriating GFM funds but what could Lucas even use the money for at this point (assuming he didn't waste it on unrelated shit)? His lawsuit against the Canadian police was free and I doubt he's able to do anything else from a legal point of view at this point.

 

[Drax Rax]

Out of curiosity can Lucas even use the money for anything at all? Like I understand the legal trouble you can get for misappropriating GFM funds but what could Lucas even use the money for at this point (assuming he didn't waste it on unrelated shit)? His lawsuit against the Canadian police was free and I doubt he's able to do anything else from a legal point of view at this point.

He could use any remaining funds for rent/mortgage until the fund is empty and be in the clear.

His vague wording of the "legal fund to seek justice" allows him lots of leeway. He wanted to (and was successful at) deceive people into believing it was to pay the lawyer's fees for an expensive lawsuit against LPS. By filing for free in the kangaroo court that is the HRTC, he avoids actually having to spend it for this presumed purpose.

Now, he could get away with doing all sorts of shit if his IQ was above room temperature. This could include donating to other troon's GFM campaigns (e.g. "boohoo need peen chop", or even "boohoo muh mentals"). The money is technically being spent on seeking/acquiring justice, and could be twisted enough to be considered a valid use. Shit, he could probably Google a bunch of legal questions, say each query cost him $5 of his time, and claim it was his way of "seeking justice".

Using the fund on new equipment/furniture he never had before, on Doordash for two, on illicit drugs, or anything else? Lol no.

 

[Maricón de Mierda]

Clara Sorrenti is an open and honest queen who willingly provides records of her illegal drug purchases to clear her name for fraud. Meanwhile, transphobic white supremacist Joshua Connor Null will not under any circumstances publicly reveal how much he spends weekly on goyslop, even claiming he eats real European food despite his fat.

 

[Something Awful]

Lucas doubling down on total guinea pig death.



"Over a hundred times", what the fuck. Guinea pigs don't need to be regularly bathed at all, unless they're living in filth because their owner is a sped. Guessing he didn't get a special shampoo for them either, not like they're sensitive or anything.

 

[Dance For Us]

Literally just admitted to being a fucking retarded animal abuser.
You don't wash guinea pigs like you would a dog. And he wants to own more? jfc
Mentally ill fags shouldn't be allowed to have animals or children.

 

[LGHDR+]

I noticed we haven't had any artistic depictions of Keffals aside from the wigglers and the Peter Lorre fish when we've already got Liz Frog-Jones. Any ideas? How about something like this?
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Good point.

 

[ForTheHoard]

Good point.

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We have some pretty spot on prompts for LFJ. The closest I can get with Keffals is "woman that looks like Glenn Danzig" and the results aren't that great.

 

[Baraadmirer]

Maybe "fat balding witch with long hair holding an AR-15"?

 

[cerulean hydra]

We have some pretty spot on prompts for LFJ. The closest I can get with Keffals is "woman that looks like Glenn Danzig" and the results aren't that great.

I don't know if Glenn Danzig is the right approach vector for this

Maybe "fat balding witch with long hair holding an AR-15"?

I added "transfemme." Witch doesn't seem to be gendered by bing AI and it shits out wizards. Couldn't get balding and long hair to work together, receding hairline flagged a content warning.

edit: "receding hairline long black hair overweight witch with sunken eyes, holding a gun, canadian flag background"

 

[LGHDR+]

We have some pretty spot on prompts for LFJ. The closest I can get with Keffals is "woman that looks like Glenn Danzig" and the results aren't that great.

I just used "Italian man with long black hair and a heavily receding hairline" and then ran it through Reface 4.1.1 - pretty much the digital equivalent of what Lucas did in real life.

Edit: @cerulean hydra - let me Lucas those up a little bit for you:

 

[sandwich]

Good point.

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Lucas could make some serious bank from his audience with a KEEPS sponsership.

 

[Tetragrammaton]

Lucas doubling down on total guinea pig death.

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"Over a hundred times", what the fuck. Guinea pigs don't need to be regularly bathed at all, unless they're living in filth because their owner is a sped. Guessing he didn't get a special shampoo for them either, not like they're sensitive or anything.

so i went and looked up guinea pig bathing to see how needed it was and everything i could find makes lucas look like a psycho. this website gives a nice little guide towards guinea pig bathing and even says you should not be bathing your guinea pig unless there is an actual reason behind it as baths are very stressful for guinea pigs and can dry their skin out and mess up their coat.

the website also mentions that if your guinea pig is smelly then odds are something is wrong with it and you should be taking it to a vet to get it checked out. so yeah lucas has just been performing water torture on guinea pigs this while time when odds are those guinea pigs never needed baths but instead were very sick or needed their cage cleaned.

at this point if you told me lucas feeds chocolate to dogs as a little treat once in a while i would not be surprised.

 

[AutoClownMaker]

but we also cannot forget the rehab stay which i believe was also rather expensive.

Depends on the nature of the rehab program. In patient in that area when it was happening got priced out at a $40K figure Dear Leader repeated on MATI. The on-line versions were as cheap as $10K.

Once Queen Clara the eunuch findom backstabs the right person those details will leak.

1/2 of the money from ebegging or 1/10 - Clara would have picked the cheaper option.

at this point if you told me lucas feeds chocolate to dogs as a little treat once in a while i would not be surprised.

THC chocolate edibles is more the speed of the abuser.

 

[ConsentAccidentVictimNo98]

Lucas admitting to using  any of the funds from the GoFundMe for his drug purchases leaves him open to trouble.

The GoFundMe was explicit in it's purpose: housing and legal action. Lucas can successfully muddy the waters over what "taking legal action" really means (he admitted to intentionally keeping wording vague for the purpose of abusing the funds, remember).

All one needed to know how much of a sham it was, without knowing Lucas, was the fact that he kept on increasing it (starting at 10k and doing it at incremental amounts). Though now Lucas has exposed his ass but no doubt the trannies and faggots that gave him money would dare speak up because Keffals is still a tranny through and through and they'll hate Keffals one minute, and worship the queen's feat the next.

Though now I do wish I donated to get a pretty sweet payday.

 

[Punished Neco]

Lucas doubling down on total guinea pig death.

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"Over a hundred times", what the fuck. Guinea pigs don't need to be regularly bathed at all, unless they're living in filth because their owner is a sped. Guessing he didn't get a special shampoo for them either, not like they're sensitive or anything.

The claims being addressed here is from this video titled "Keffals Did Animal Abuse": Direct Link
I'm not archiving a 40 minute video but he's basically talking about the part of the stream where Keffals admitted to drowning the guinea pig.
He reads off of this little info page about whether or not bathing guinea pigs is advisable: [can-guinea-pigs-take-baths]
Long story short: No. You should in fact not be bathing guinea pigs. So there is no reason that Keffals should have "hundreds of baths" worth of experience, which prompts the question of what their living environment was like

And despite a tweet I saw from a Keffals simp, Guinea pigs are not "natural swimmers" as a quick Google search reveals

Finally, the article gives some really important prudent advice about NOT LEAVING YOUR GUINEA PIG ALONE IN THE BATH if a bath is required.

The videos main argument was that animal neglect is by definition animal abuse and not knowing how to properly care for a pet falls under that category. The video uploader was right it seems if Keffals is bathing these guinea pigs that often.

Also it seems somebody included Keffals in a Breadtube iceberg, level 3.
I was surprised to see an old clip emerge, every time I see it reuploaded the quality has tanked even harder, it's not even 144p anymore

 

[AnOminous]

so i went and looked up guinea pig bathing to see how needed it was and everything i could find makes lucas look like a psycho.

Bathing it is just his excuse for deliberately drowning it for giggles.

 

[hufflemuff]

so i went and looked up guinea pig bathing to see how needed it was and everything i could find makes lucas look like a psycho. this website gives a nice little guide towards guinea pig bathing and even says you should not be bathing your guinea pig unless there is an actual reason behind it as baths are very stressful for guinea pigs and can dry their skin out and mess up their coat.

the website also mentions that if your guinea pig is smelly then odds are something is wrong with it and you should be taking it to a vet to get it checked out. so yeah lucas has just been performing water torture on guinea pigs this while time when odds are those guinea pigs never needed baths but instead were very sick or needed their cage cleaned.

at this point if you told me lucas feeds chocolate to dogs as a little treat once in a while i would not be surprised.

It's fairly common knowledge that you don't bathe small rodents with water unless absolutely necessary, even to me who never held any as pets or wanted to. And even if you were unaware, it's on very most basic how to list on guinea pig ownership that you'd think someone would google before buying any. This thread is once again taking a surprising and disturbing detour.

 

[Wuhan Wet Market]

For some reason, Lucas decided to provide literal receipts for his spending on drugs.

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so he admits he lied and basically ripped people off for crack money. surprised he spent that much and didnt OD on fent, esp in north america.

 

[Premium Dog Food]

I worked some magic matching the dates and amounts transacted on the blockchain, based on the screenshots posted a page earlier.
I believe this is his wallet address. bc1qshjpe0zyqsf0t0s9has5089jhaf64fm537r9z6

https://www.blockchain.com/explorer/addresses/btc/bc1qshjpe0zyqsf0t0s9has5089jhaf64fm537r9z6

Dates are not exact as I think transactions on the blockchain are not instantaneous, but it should be this one.
I am not well versed in the crypto shit but I gave it a try. If someone has more expertise, you can correct me if I am wrong.