🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Elmo]

That would pretty much be a wrap for Gunt. His credit is beyond fucked so good luck finding housing. That is if he isn't immediately incarcerated. His felon status means only the most menial of labor jobs paying minimum wage will hire him. He owes money from lawsuits, student loans, stripe loans and back taxes. Being deported back to the US will trigger so much shit, I seriously believe Ralph might sewer slide by OD or something. It would be a real nightmare situation financially.

Tunisia here we come!

 

[Wolfkiller Jr.]

The State Department will not revoke a passport over child support, but they will refuse to renew it.

However, for tax debt exceeding $50,000, they will revoke a passport.

Ralph getting his passport revoked should be on everyone's Bingo Card this year. New York and California do not fuck around when it comes to deadbeats with both states having a low threshold for revocation so if this fucking nigger decides that hes not paying it, he'll have his passport revoked by April/May. Which is just fucking hilarious, because he has no intention of going back to America but he isn't going to renounce his US Citizenship to save his ass from deportation.

 

[JAKL II]

The State Department will not revoke a passport over child support, but they will refuse to renew it.

Are you sure about that?

The Act provides for the denial, revocation, and restriction of U.S. passports when a parent owes at least $2,500 in past- due support. Child support agencies submit information on parents who meet the criteria for passport denial. OCSS forwards those parents’ names to the Department of State to reject their passport applications. The State Department will also revoke a current passport when the parent surrenders it to a passport agent or embassy representative for service, like to add pages, change a name, update a picture, or repair or reissue a damaged passport.

When the State Department denies or revokes a passport, it sends the parent a rejection notice and instructs them to contact the appropriate state child support agency and provides the points of contact.

California, Ladies and Guntlemen.
EDIT: Oh fuck, my drunk ass missed the application line. Granted its really good rum my buddy brought back from Cuba. I'll take those DRINK! reacts.

 

[Wolfkiller Jr.]

Are you sure about that?

California, Ladies and Guntlemen.
EDIT: Oh fuck, my drunk ass missed the application line. Granted its really good rum my buddy brought back from Cuba. I'll take those DRINK! reacts.

Don't worry about it. There exist circumstances when it can be revoked, but they all involve someone willingly relinquishing the passport for one reason or another.

I think Ethan is banking in getting Mexican nationality or permanent residency so that the question of the passport does not come in to play. He might consider South America, especially Paraguay...that place is dodgy as fuck.

 

[AnOminous]

Which is just fucking hilarious, because he has no intention of going back to America but he isn't going to renounce his US Citizenship to save his ass from deportation.

Even if he tried to, that doesn't mean Mexico would just automatically accept some obese pig who would contribute nothing to the economy but illegitimate children and whiskey vomit and white trash crime and degeneracy. Like us, they have plenty of that already and don't need to import it.

The State Department will not revoke a passport over child support, but they will refuse to renew it.

However, for tax debt exceeding $50,000, they will revoke a passport.

Mexico doesn't have to, because we don't have a treaty for it for child support, but they often actually do deport for felonies. They don't need people like that in their country.

I think Ethan is banking in getting Mexican nationality or permanent residency so that the question of the passport does not come in to play. He might consider South America, especially Paraguay...that place is dodgy as fuck.

I believe he actually did post papers that look like he does have residency. That's usually still dependent on good behavior though. They might not extradite even if asked (they don't have to) but they might reexamine his residency status or straight up start deportation proceedings if he looks like he's going to do some stunt like renouncing his citizenship in an attempt to avoid that.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

By god the courts should grant us all restraining orders for making us see that.


To give Ralph credit, I think he knows that his remaining paypigs will eat the whole, "Oh woe is me, the US is so unfair and women are evil" thing up. I don't know who's tossing him donos because I don't pay a ton of attention to my boy anymore but it's probably still Dale Gribble and the gang. The funny thing about that is those people are either A. also suffering from the consequences of their own actions or B. childless and bitter about it.

I’d bet the majority of the remaining audience Ralph has are in very similar circumstances to his own. Either bastard children and/or divorced and extremely bitter they might be forced to give one cent to some bitch they ain’t even fucking anymore that is raising their kids. Gunt’s remaining orbiters are as trashy as he is, which makes his prospects for 2024 grim. He needs those dumb younglings, incels, and HS/College age men that don’t have the govt docking their tiny paychecks or SSI checks for child support.

 

[MadStan]

Only just over 8 months to go until a EOR the third arrives. Boy? Girl? Or something in between?

 

[Wolfkiller Jr.]

It seems Mexico has de facto child support enforcement with the United States:

https://csdaca.org/working-child-support-cases-mexico-imperial-county-model/

Regardless, it looks like he will be on thin ice in Mexico if a warrant is issued. For the status quo to continue, he will need permission, and being able to apply for something is not the same as an application being granted.

He needs to get his ass down to South America (besides Brazil) where no one gives a shit about elderly gringo cross-dressers.

 

[UCantCCPMe]

It seems Mexico has de facto child support enforcement with the United States:

https://csdaca.org/working-child-support-cases-mexico-imperial-county-model/

Regardless, it looks like he will be on thin ice in Mexico if a warrant is issued. For the status quo to continue, he will need permission, and being able to apply for something is not the same as an application being granted.

He needs to get his ass down to South America (besides Brazil) where no one gives a shit about elderly gringo cross-dressers.

It's time for Ralph to disappear into the Amazon only to resurface years from now as part of a Peruvian flute band under his new assumed identity Manuel ElPorco; spending his days playing for Chinese tourists that throw peanuts at him and his nights rummaging dumpsters in the area for discarded hamburgers. Vickers will scrape together the funds through his shady dealings with small hat individuals and hire a mercenary army to hunt the hog. It'll be a whole thing, well, it'll be a whole thing I'll pitch to NetFlix. Haven't thought of a good title yet though.

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

Don't worry about it. There exist circumstances when it can be revoked, but they all involve someone willingly relinquishing the passport for one reason or another.

I think Ethan is banking in getting Mexican nationality or permanent residency so that the question of the passport does not come in to play. He might consider South America, especially Paraguay...that place is dodgy as fuck.

China. Gotta be China.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

It's time for Ralph to disappear into the Amazon only to resurface years from now as part of a Peruvian flute band

Well he was first chair skin flute in elementary.

 

[Winston Niles Rumfoord]

My bingo card has Ralph getting deported for something stupid like a DUI or being found drunk in public after getting evicted from the Avocado house.

All it takes is EORs past time of getting drunk and running into shit for the Mexican police to run a scan and figure out that the Nissan isn't registered and the bank has reported it as stolen after missing payments. On top of that, the Gunt has no reportable income and isn't a citizen.

 

[My Cat Is Racist]

Today was a bit much for the Rage Pig so he decided to take a day off from making wagey pay to deal with his troubles in private. I'm sure he's at home, sober as a Mexican judge and quietly working on bettering himself....



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[Wolfkiller Jr.]

Avocado house

I love it! Just like the Waffle House, the Avocado House is where white trash delinquency happens, just south of the border.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Here’s hoping he’s on a Ralphabender and shows up hollering and rage pigging before quietly dozing off from a Xanax fix he later justifies as being tired from all these people trying to break him

 

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Happy New Year from Los Ralphs:
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A sharp-eyed Twitter user has spotted that piggy is wearing a fake RL shirt here

The fake logo is hilariously bad, like a toddler drew it.

vs the real one

Wonder how much he paid for this knockoff?
Poor Ralph. Literally. He’s BROKE.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Wonder how much he paid for this knockoff?
Poor Ralph. Literally. He’s BROKE.

He wears the horse close to his enlarged heart as he prays the one he married canters back to him soon.

Props to the counterfeit goods dealers who saw this mark coming from a mile away and took the money he should have been using for his children’s child support. Slick dealers must rejoice when they spot this fat retard waddling their way.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

A sharp-eyed Twitter user has spotted that piggy is wearing a fake RL shirt here
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The fake logo is hilariously bad, like a toddler drew it.
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vs the real one
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Wonder how much he paid for this knockoff?
Poor Ralph. Literally. He’s BROKE.

I wonder if that is that Wal-Mart “US Polo Assn” or some other China to Mexico knock-off brand we don’t see stateside?

I mean I can understand if you can’t afford YSL, Prada, Burberry, etc… but Ralph Lauren polo is explicitly a lower cost brand made for mall retail trade. It was created to coattail ride the brand association with the higher end Ralph Lauren Collection or RL Purple Label. So it’s already a middle price point fashion brand. Ralph really needs to save that $50 and go with the knock-off of a mall retail brand?

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

I wonder if that is that Wal-Mart “US Polo Assn” or some other China to Mexico knock-off brand we don’t see stateside?

I mean I can understand if you can’t afford YSL, Prada, Burberry, etc… but Ralph Lauren polo is explicitly a lower cost brand made for mall retail trade. It was created to coattail ride the brand association with the higher end Ralph Lauren Collection or RL Purple Label. So it’s already a middle price point fashion brand. Ralph really needs to save that $50 and go with the knock-off of a mall retail brand?

It’s literally the most baller clothing he can imagine besides fancy purses. There was probably one guy in west Memphis that had real polo shirts because he robbed a truck of them and they called him Mr.Millionaire and Ralph wanted to be him so bad.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Ralph really needs to save that $50 and go with the knock-off of a mall retail brand?

Yes. Ethan Ralph is plagued by constant, accurate feelings of worthlessness. He thinks that flashing logos will make people believe he must be important or special. Ralph’s entire life is focused on making sure strangers don’t realize he’s a worthless POS. What we think of him is all that matters to Gunt.

Ralph is just like the other women of his hometown, West Memphis, Arkansas. They buy fake Dooney & Bourke purses because they’re too stupid and trashy to know that’s not a brand anyone covets. These are moron cockroaches who feel fancy when they get to use 2-ply toilet paper in public toilets.