Orbiter 🇬🇧 Johnathan Isaac Harrison (and his family) / Cog City / "Jobless Johnny" / Cognitive Thought - Unemployable British cuckold, doxed himself on UberEats, alleged paedophile who now admits to having sex with a 17-year-old when he was 21, seethes on X all day about Ethan Ralph, married to a Punjabi Porkchop. Now the Bri'ish Jerry Springer show.

[PauperVita]

I check my notifs a couple times a day and I've never noticed Cog in them.

What's funny is I have gotten notifications of people replying to him? So he's seriously spamlisted.

This is what makes Def Cog 3 so effective. Not only will your trolls become bored as you oversaturate them with quote tweets, you will eventually become camouflaged and they will be unable to even see you.

 

[Butwhythough2]

POV: you're desperate for a W against Ethan Ralph

See when everyone else laughs at Ralph's antics, he is the only faggot who gets mad. He's so tunnel visioned on Ralph's total downfall that he doesn't realize he's just like him except replace the booze and xannax for dude weed lmao. If he wasn't constantly seething about Ralph, he wouldn't have made a chart tracking all the super chats Ralph made. Everyone else laughs at Ralph's antics, cog and Vickers are the only ones who clutch their pearls and have to try and prove they're better than him. If your only personality quirk is "I'm better than Ethan Ralph" then you're probably a lolcow.

 

[Elmo]

Cog doesn't know how to drive a car. Game over.

 

[Internet Inquisitor]

>The reason you lick Ethan Ralph's wounds is because he keeps traffic coming to your website
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That's around 3000 votes, which means at least 3000 people are actively using the website.

Which is 100 times Cog's audience, or a tenth of the number of tranny cocks Bryan sucked this year so far.

The sektur as a whole is more of a deadbeat for content than Ralph is to Child Support currently. Farmers moved on to greener pastures and more entertaining cows. It's funny at least to me to watch the Rats scramble on a sinking ship. That said, I think most that still keep up to date with this board are here to see last ditch efforts from these tards in order to stay relevant in what was already a very niche community shitshow.

I think Nog is just angry that he's one of the few discussions that has been notifying me consistently to check this board. Next to Ralph and Fuentes, he's one of the top tards here. In the grander scheme of things Cog is a footnote of a long gone era, but is a driving force of laughing at internet hobos as much as Ralph is and that burns his ass something fierce.

 

[PauperVita]

Cog has been having a monumental autistic explosion for over an hour about Josh. He is still going. According to him Josh seethes because he has a bigger audience and doesn’t use the site. He also claims that Josh is jealous. I don’t know, it is a lot, i will have to make a cut later.

 

[Butwhythough2]

Cog has been having a monumental autistic explosion for over an hour about Josh. He is still going. According to him Josh seethes because he has a bigger audience and doesn’t use the site. He also claims that Josh is jealous. I don’t know, it is a lot, i will have to make a cut later.

I popped into cog streams and he's got about 50-75 viewers the last time I checked, and MATI averages 2.5k-3k a stream. So cog is severely boofing his numbers. I don't see Josh being ass disastered jealous of cogs pitiful numbers. Last cog stream I watched he beat Ralph's dono goal of $150 in 5 hours and his biggest donator was Vickers (of it would be, the sektur is a fucking oroburous) when Ralph was pretty much at his lowest. He's probably boofing his dono numbers too. I know some people donate upwards of $100 to Josh so I know Josh makes more in less time than cog does. Cog is the jealous one and he's projecting, coping and sneezing.

 

[PauperVita]

I popped into cog streams and he's got about 50-75 viewers the last time I checked, and MATI averages 2.5k-3k a stream. So cog is severely boofing his numbers. I don't see Josh being ass disastered jealous of cogs pitiful numbers. Last cog stream I watched he beat Ralph's dono goal of $150 in 5 hours and his biggest donator was Vickers (of it would be, the sektur is a fucking oroburous) when Ralph was pretty much at his lowest. He's probably boofing his dono numbers too. I know some people donate upwards of $100 to Josh so I know Josh makes more in less time than cog does. Cog is the jealous one and he's projecting, coping and sneezing.

It gets wilder. He says all kinds of shit and takes credit for driving traffic to the site. I have a full hour recorded of him seething about Josh and Kiwi Farms, but I will just post short clips that are funny. He was really angry. He brings up christchurch, you name it.

 

[Paul Revere Pantry Raider]

Cog doesn't know how to drive a car. Game over.

Cog's so poor he can't afford to learn anything.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

We need a word for losers like Cog who are so worthless they have to aspire to being KF headliners.

How about cogs?

 

[Climaxing Sunset]

I like how cog says he doesn't take these things seriously, and he's not coping and sneeding at all. Yet when Ralph does something banal (for Ralph that is) cog clutches his pearls and streams all day to report on it. He's the original definition of an A-Log. And his music is terrible it sucks so bad. I've never seen someone fail at everything they attempt to do. He doesn't work, he's not entertaining, his music SoundCloud rapper bad. You can give me all the puzzle pieces you want, but I can't let his debauchery of music go. He samples beats from other artists and raps for like 2 short verses and repeats the refrain like 30 times. In all reality his songs would be close to 45 seconds, yet he stretches that run time with repeating the chorus until it reaches the 3 to 4 minute mark. It's poorly mixed, I'm not an audio engineer but I am a musician and I set all my mixes. I bet he chose rap so he wouldn't have to train his voice to stay in key, even so he'd just auto tune it then proclaim it to be a stylistic choice. I watched one of his streams once and when he goes on break, which he does a lot, he puts on that gay ass song with the video of the house burning down, It was so uninspired I don't even remember the name. Then he made Dr. Brown thumb and it's just horrible. I'm sorry about the music rant I can't let it go. If he's going to call that music he might as well take a shit and record it because that's the quality of his "music" and it's definitely his talent level.

I enjoyed AI @Null rapping over COG’s pathetic attempts at “music” than the yellow-teeth stinky abomination himself

 

[AncientPhosphur]

POV: you're desperate for a W against Ethan Ralph
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How shit this is just depressing on a level I never ever knew. You’d think Cog would want to skinwalk as Ralph with the way he’s this obsessed. This is Ralph shaking a pill bottle at cancerman levels of sad and pathetic but without the light hearted humor behind it. Also he’s British (gross) and married to an Indian (also gross) so this is all he has in his life.

 

[PauperVita]

A few choice clips of Cog’s hour and a half seethe-a-thon about @Null

Cog says Josh sounds like a pedophile. Fun fact: Cog’s own brother accused him of being a pedophile.

Josh Moon is worse than Kinogay because of the christchurch shooting.

Cog is completely normal and has friends, and Josh is a sad fuck, spaz who had a lonely Christmas. Warning: major seething.

Cog totally doesn’t read Kiwi Farms which is a gay pussy website and urges people to go to “Trollcow.org” before sperging out at a troll in his chat.

Josh Moon is hiding in Serbia because his website is “dodgy” (not sure what he is implying csam, zoo sadism, etc.)

These are my favorite cog moments when one innocuous comment sends him into orbit.

Cog is not on a crusade against Ethan Ralph. Wait, Cog is definitely on a moral crusade against Ethan Ralph but so is Kiwi Farms.

Josh is mad that Cog does it better than Kiwi Farms, a website for which Cog is responsible for driving traffic towards.

Cog is mad that Ralph has a girlfriend undoubtedly better looking than his mail order indian pig, but the mean Kiwis and Josh won’t indulge his autism.

 

[Butwhythough2]

I enjoyed AI @Null rapping over COG’s pathetic attempts at “music” than the yellow-teeth stinky abomination himself

That's bad when the Eeerrvverlord has a better rap game than the guy who wrote and produced it.

And Cog if you're reading this, which we all know you are. You're fat and I would not have sex with you.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

A few choice clips of Cog’s hour and a half seethe-a-thon about @Null

I think this desperado is trying to get featured on MATI for an engagement boost. Either that or he’s one of those defectives whose IQ is so low that they have to get permission from the UK government just to date. Everything he says is just beyond retarded.

 

[PauperVita]

I think this desperado is trying to get featured on MATI for an engagement boost. Either that or he’s one of those defectives whose IQ is so low that they have to get permission from the UK government just to date. Everything he says is just beyond retarded.

Cog isn’t smart enough to think beyond indulging his every autistic compulsion. He quite regularly does hour long streams about anonymous trolls on X/Twitter. He has to respond to every single thing and repeats himself over and over and over again. It took him an hour and a half to go through Josh talking about him for less than 2 minutes.

He has autism. Not joking.

 

[Ethan Ralph Is 5'1"]

Even now, Josh makes a lot more money from MATI than Cog's ever made, let alone when MATI was still on YouTube. How is he even putting this up for debate?
Towards the end on YouTube it almost felt like Metokur levels of donations, to the point where he almost couldn't stand having to read it all and his voice would start to go.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

How is he even putting this up for debate?

Cog is the dumbest motherfucker I think this site has ever seen. He’s up there with Bob McKim and Sammie Bushart for sure. I’m starting to think Dan and his wife are Cog’s carers and get money off the council for looking after him since he’s not capable of living independently.

 

[Douglas Mortimer]

@PauperVita Do you remember quite a long time ago someone in Cogs chat called him a nonce and he flipped out for a good 10minutes about it. I remember seeing it and thinking it was odd that he would go nuclear so quickly over a simple chat jab.

His brother was probably telling the truth about him all along

 

[PauperVita]

@PauperVita Do you remember quite a long time ago someone in Cogs chat called him a nonce and he flipped out for a good 10minutes about it. I remember seeing it and thinking it was odd that he would go nuclear so quickly over a simple chat jab.

His brother was probably telling the truth about him all along

It’s happened quite a lot recently. He’s never explicitly denied the allegation fwiw. I think his brother was telling the truth. Have you seen his Alice in Wonderland toy collection?

 

[Bryan Dunn]

Spectre is live slitting cogs throat

https://rumble.com/v456jc5-cog-off-the-rails-and-off-the-mark.html