26/12/2014, 3:34:46 PM] drinternetphd: the most humiliating moment in that game jam reality show we walked out on was that the guy who made nidhogg was one of the judges for the embarassing challenges they made us do
[26/12/2014, 3:34:57 PM] Dan Olson: oh, god.
[26/12/2014, 3:35:12 PM] drinternetphd: so i got to meet one of my heros while being forced to fingerpaint with jon tron's idiot ass in the background asking the british member of my team to say words that sounded funny with his accent
[26/12/2014, 3:35:20 PM] Dan Olson: Coming from the production side, that whole exposé filled me with cringe.
[26/12/2014, 3:35:31 PM] Peter Coffin: okay I have no idea what this reality show is but that sounds ridiculous
[26/12/2014, 3:35:35 PM] drinternetphd: oh god peter
[26/12/2014, 3:35:37 PM] drinternetphd: lemme link you
[26/12/2014, 3:35:55 PM] Dina : Jontron........
[26/12/2014, 3:36:13 PM] drinternetphd:
http://www.gamasutra.com/view/news/214364/Inside_the_disintegration_of_a_game_jam_reality_show.php
[26/12/2014, 3:36:45 PM] drinternetphd: I also wrote about it here
http://gamasutra.com/blogs/ZoeQuinn...alking_Off_a_Reality_Show_About_Game_Jams.php
[26/12/2014, 3:37:08 PM] Peter Coffin: fuck maker studios
[26/12/2014, 3:37:13 PM] drinternetphd: also I contractually could not make fun of mountain dew for several months
[26/12/2014, 3:37:15 PM] Peter Coffin: seriously, I fucking hate them
[26/12/2014, 3:37:24 PM] Peter Coffin: I think everything about maker is disingenuous
[26/12/2014, 3:37:34 PM] Peter Coffin: I have watched it from the day it existed
[26/12/2014, 3:37:45 PM] Dina : I contractually can' talk about Gamergate I think
[26/12/2014, 3:37:48 PM] Dina : it's in Japanese
[26/12/2014, 3:37:52 PM] Dan Olson: How's Game Loading turning out? Anyone seen a current cut?
[26/12/2014, 3:37:57 PM] Dina : not gonna bother reviewing my contract
[26/12/2014, 3:38:05 PM] drinternetphd: when I finally could talk shit about mountain dew again this is what I did:
https://twitter.com/TheQuinnspiracy/status/488443912424398849
[26/12/2014, 3:38:11 PM] Peter Coffin: what about… mountain dew code red?
[26/12/2014, 3:38:33 PM] Peter Coffin: hahahah mountain poo
[26/12/2014, 3:38:39 PM] drinternetphd: I built it up with like 5 tweets too
[26/12/2014, 3:38:43 PM] Chris Kluwe: heh, every time i had a sponsorship offer in the league, i made sure to tell them "If your product sucks, i'm gonna make fun of it"
[26/12/2014, 3:38:53 PM] drinternetphd: dude that was totally my plan going in
[26/12/2014, 3:38:55 PM] drinternetphd: so
[26/12/2014, 3:39:07 PM] drinternetphd: I did it cause I was the only woman they asked and because I'm a competitive shithead I wanted the only girl to win
[26/12/2014, 3:39:16 PM] Chris Kluwe: fair
[26/12/2014, 3:39:27 PM] Peter Coffin: stern but fair
[26/12/2014, 3:39:31 PM] drinternetphd: and they clearly had no idea what they were doing or what jam games were so I was like "ok how can I game this system"
[26/12/2014, 3:39:36 PM] drinternetphd: "comedy. everyone gets comedy."
[26/12/2014, 3:39:51 PM] Chris Kluwe: except gators
[26/12/2014, 3:39:54 PM] drinternetphd: so I brought on davey wreden from the stanley parable and tom from surgeon simulator for my 2 people I could choose for my team
[26/12/2014, 3:39:54 PM] Peter Coffin: but then it turns out not everyone gets comedy
[26/12/2014, 3:39:55 PM] Chris Kluwe: ba dum tish
[26/12/2014, 3:40:07 PM] Chris Kluwe: eeeeesh
[26/12/2014, 3:40:10 PM] drinternetphd: with the arrangement that if it was a shitshow we openly mock it and troll the entire thing
[26/12/2014, 3:40:11 PM] Peter Coffin: haha
[26/12/2014, 3:40:15 PM] Chris Kluwe: people who don't get comedy are the worst
[26/12/2014, 3:40:23 PM] drinternetphd: we kept sneaking cans into shots
[26/12/2014, 3:40:27 PM] drinternetphd: and deadeyeing the cameras
[26/12/2014, 3:40:29 PM] Chris Kluwe: lol
[26/12/2014, 3:40:30 PM] Peter Coffin: look back through my twitter image feed for that kind of fun
[26/12/2014, 3:40:32 PM] drinternetphd: and I kept switching glasses between shots
[26/12/2014, 3:40:38 PM] Chris Kluwe: CONTINUITY
[26/12/2014, 3:40:44 PM] Chris Kluwe: NOOOOOOOOO
[26/12/2014, 3:40:47 PM] Peter Coffin: hahahahahahaha
[26/12/2014, 3:40:48 PM] Peter Coffin: hahahahaha
[26/12/2014, 3:40:51 PM] Peter Coffin: that is amazing zoe
[26/12/2014, 3:40:57 PM] drinternetphd: and we were slowly holding mt dew cans and bringing them up closer to our faces constantly
[26/12/2014, 3:40:59 PM] Peter Coffin: oh my god I would laugh so hard
[26/12/2014, 3:41:01 PM] drinternetphd: till they screamed at us to stop
[26/12/2014, 3:41:04 PM] Chris Kluwe: rofl
[26/12/2014, 3:41:14 PM] Peter Coffin: that is comedy for comedy people though zoe
[26/12/2014, 3:41:16 PM] drinternetphd: davey jumped in with both feet and was constantly chugging till he got sick
[26/12/2014, 3:41:21 PM] drinternetphd: like actually sick
[26/12/2014, 3:41:22 PM] Chris Kluwe: oh man
[26/12/2014, 3:41:31 PM] Chris Kluwe: this sounds like Tom goes to the Mayor or some shit
[26/12/2014, 3:41:32 PM] Peter Coffin: hahahahahaha
[26/12/2014, 3:41:35 PM] drinternetphd: I snuck into everyone's trailers and hid cans everywhere
[26/12/2014, 3:41:40 PM] Peter Coffin: I was just going to say this is tim and eric
[26/12/2014, 3:41:42 PM] drinternetphd: like in the toilets and under their pillows
[26/12/2014, 3:41:52 PM] Peter Coffin: i’m glad I wasn’t the only one thinking that chris
[26/12/2014, 3:41:53 PM] drinternetphd: (this was before everyone else arrived cause I got there first)
[26/12/2014, 3:42:03 PM] Chris Kluwe: this could have been amazing
[26/12/2014, 3:42:12 PM] drinternetphd: yeah but it went too far into "total shit" territory
[26/12/2014, 3:42:15 PM] Chris Kluwe: i mean, that just sounds amazing
[26/12/2014, 3:42:18 PM] Chris Kluwe: ahhh
[26/12/2014, 3:42:19 PM] drinternetphd: we weren't even scheduled to touch our computers till day 5
[26/12/2014, 3:42:20 PM] Remy: hold on I've been AFK lemme read and catch up if everyone is laughing
[26/12/2014, 3:42:24 PM] Peter Coffin: it’s maker doing a reality show
[26/12/2014, 3:42:27 PM] Chris Kluwe: wtf
[26/12/2014, 3:42:29 PM] Chris Kluwe: a game jam
[26/12/2014, 3:42:32 PM] drinternetphd: also jontron was impossible to work with
[26/12/2014, 3:42:34 PM] Peter Coffin: YOU CAN NOT HAVE A GOOD REALITY SHOW FROM MAKER
[26/12/2014, 3:42:34 PM] Chris Kluwe: and no computers till day 5?
[26/12/2014, 3:42:42 PM] drinternetphd: he screamed at me on camera for like 5 minutes cause I asked if he needed help
[26/12/2014, 3:42:55 PM] Dina : wow
[26/12/2014, 3:42:57 PM] drinternetphd: and a lot of other shit I don't want to get into
[26/12/2014, 3:42:59 PM] Dina : what a piece of shit
[26/12/2014, 3:43:07 PM] Chris Kluwe: sounds like a douche
[26/12/2014, 3:43:09 PM] drinternetphd: but he made it impossible for me to do anything cause he'd just shout over me
[26/12/2014, 3:43:10 PM] Peter Coffin: yeah he seems like a doucher
[26/12/2014, 3:43:18 PM] Dina : I had to politely email him for work and I cringed the whole way
[26/12/2014, 3:43:26 PM] Dina : well, his reps at Normal Boots
[26/12/2014, 3:43:26 PM] drinternetphd: and davey, tom, and I came up with our game seperately so when we were explaining shit to him he'd like
[26/12/2014, 3:43:32 PM] drinternetphd: hate everything I said
[26/12/2014, 3:43:36 PM] drinternetphd: but when one of them rephrased it he'd love it
[26/12/2014, 3:43:42 PM] Chris Kluwe: guhhhhhhhh
[26/12/2014, 3:43:47 PM] Peter Coffin: so he’s stupid too?
[26/12/2014, 3:43:49 PM] Peter Coffin: nice
[26/12/2014, 3:43:50 PM] Chris Kluwe: "Here, let me put that into Manglish for you"
[26/12/2014, 3:43:51 PM] drinternetphd: and like be sucking their dicks over their games like a total brownoser
[26/12/2014, 3:44:06 PM] drinternetphd: during lunch I got an email from a fan that made me a little emotional
[26/12/2014, 3:44:14 PM] drinternetphd: it was this super sweet thing where they're like "your game saved my life" and stuff
[26/12/2014, 3:44:21 PM] Remy: AWWW ZOE YOU CAN'T MAKE FUN OF MT DEW
[26/12/2014, 3:44:27 PM] drinternetphd: and I was talking with davey about it cause that just fucking gets me right in the heart
[26/12/2014, 3:44:27 PM] Remy: IT'S GAAAAAAAAMERR FUUUUUUEEEEELL
[26/12/2014, 3:44:39 PM] drinternetphd: and jontron just butts in and is like OH YEAH PEOPLE TELL ME THAT ALL THE TIME BUT I DON'T BELIEVE IT
[26/12/2014, 3:44:43 PM] Chris Kluwe: wtf
[26/12/2014, 3:44:44 PM] drinternetphd: and we were all like

[26/12/2014, 3:44:44 PM] Chris Kluwe: like
[26/12/2014, 3:44:48 PM] Chris Kluwe: why would you even say that
[26/12/2014, 3:44:53 PM] Tesseract: GAMER FOOD
http://www.gamerfood.com/
[26/12/2014, 3:45:01 PM] Peter Coffin: your post on it is super interesting zoe
[26/12/2014, 3:45:17 PM] drinternetphd: my friend who worked at maker who was writing about all this as their embedded journalist was like "oh yeah he does that, we call it "jontronning out"
[26/12/2014, 3:45:18 PM] Chris Kluwe: "HEY I SEE YOU DID SOMETHING GOOD WELL LET ME JUST SHIT ALL OVER THAT GRNKK HNNGHH"
[26/12/2014, 3:45:24 PM] Remy: XD
[26/12/2014, 3:45:35 PM] Chris Kluwe: and no one calls him on his shit?
[26/12/2014, 3:45:37 PM] Remy: So this Jon Tron guy sounds exactly as shitty as I dismissed him as upon first glance
[26/12/2014, 3:45:42 PM] drinternetphd: so he's just a worthless garbage infant and him tweeting out gangbang comics of me was hardly surprising
[26/12/2014, 3:45:53 PM] drinternetphd: chris: pretty much. big name let's players are allowed to do whatever they want
[26/12/2014, 3:45:58 PM] drinternetphd: look at totalbiscuit.
[26/12/2014, 3:46:09 PM] Chris Kluwe: well that's fucking depressing