Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[FedPostalService]

Why is Rekieta's audience so poor? I never understood why people send superchats so much...parasocial etc etc but holy fuck for a 2k live viewer, his superchat intake is fucking abyssmal compared to people a quarter his size.

Because they’re all troons now and troons don’t work?

 

[Chibitzen]

Why is Rekieta's audience so poor? I never understood why people send superchats so much...parasocial etc etc but holy fuck for a 2k live viewer, his superchat intake is fucking abyssmal compared to people a quarter his size.

I can think some at least figured out there's more than enough Rekieta content on the Farms alone to justify paying more money for their quick dopamine hit. After all, he practically lives here.

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

"I like it, it's good stuff, you should get it because I think you should."

Man, maybe he isn't jewish.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Because they’re all troons now and troons don’t work?

I was more leaning towards qanon retards that would have gone to j6 but is even more trailer trash than that..that they cant afford to travel.

 

[Mr.Bucket]

LMAO! Sean opened his show with a TF2 and 2004 Crown Vic joke.

Sean, Sean... It was a Lincoln Town Car. Keep up now.

He posts in this thread, he should know better. HOW EMBARASSING

 

[Autistic Orson Welles]

It places the balldo in the basket.

more like assket

 

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

Fun fact, the Gaelic words for whiskey is "uisge beatha", which translates roughly to "water of life" in English. Just like Ralph, Rackets has been abusing this alcoholic nectar of the gods and just like Ralph, he's reaping the rewards of infusing such delicious power into his being. It's far too much for most mortals to enjoy irresponsibly. After all, whiskey was invented to keep the Irish from taking over the world, so those two sloppy mutt breed men never stood a chance.

You make it sound too cool like they're some tragic Dark Souls character that was burned by the First Flame or something. The reality is Nick Rekieta pays $200 to drink bottles of a literal toxic chemical that gives him funny feelies in his noggin, and he likes that more than his family.

 

[AnOminous]

Why is Rekieta's audience so poor? I never understood why people send superchats so much...parasocial etc etc but holy fuck for a 2k live viewer, his superchat intake is fucking abyssmal compared to people a quarter his size.

It's more that they don't like him any more. Nobody does. He used to get thousands. He used to stack the Benjamins any time it was a remotely interesting event.

 

[AltisticRight]

Do better, @Balldo's Gate
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Oh, totally owned.
I better go back to analysing more photo angles and tripods.
The man that admitted to being catfished more than once handed all of us an L.

Why is Rekieta's audience so poor? I never understood why people send superchats so much...parasocial etc etc but holy fuck for a 2k live viewer, his superchat intake is fucking abyssmal compared to people a quarter his size.

It's like popular luxury brands such as Gucci.
It's either for poor people or people with way too much money. That would fit Balldo's audience well, wine mums in a comfortable financial position and failed worthless men looking for an edaddy when they should just troon out and then neck.
Paypigs are scum.

 

[Prince_Stolas]

Anyhoo, somehow, I've started to imagine there could be a happy ending to all this after all. Call me an old romantic.
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I couldn't resist the urge to swap Nicky in. I'm on AMD and not on Linux right now, so I can't deploy RVC2 to do the voice as well, but the way Roop morphed the face is quite hysterical.

 

[Swole McPole]

So he fucked Danny and his troon GF?

In a position that the arresting officer informed me is commonly referred to as a 'spit roast'.

 

[Lemmingwiser]

Do better, @Balldo's Gate
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I like the use of the word "still". I imagine a fort being besieged and the people inside saying: "We're still not going to give up!". At that moment you know that resolve inside has been so hollowed out that it's about to collapse. That it's getting harder to keep up the defense. You don't even have to do anything at that point. Just sit and wait.

 

[GET!]

>constantly consume gallons of powerful CNS depressant
HURR DURR WHY AM I DEPRESSED?

It’s a CNS depressant and it also causes low moods to worsen and linger. It’s like setting yourself on fire and trying to extinguish the flames with lighter fluid

Being a “depressant” has nothing to do as to whether something makes you depressed or not lmao

Alcohol is a depressant. It makes some people depressed. These facts are completely unrelated.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

I couldn't resist the urge to swap Nicky in. I'm on AMD and not on Linux right now, so I can't deploy RVC2 to do the voice as well, but the way Roop morphed the face is quite hysterical.

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The facial expressions on him are killing me.
10/10

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Why is Rekieta's audience so poor? I never understood why people send superchats so much...parasocial etc etc but holy fuck for a 2k live viewer, his superchat intake is fucking abyssmal compared to people a quarter his size.

Because they’re all troons now and troons don’t work?

It's more that they don't like him any more. Nobody does. He used to get thousands. He used to stack the Benjamins any time it was a remotely interesting event.

Nick actively disincentivised his audience from sending superchats before the Rumble and LOCALS deal was done, and they pushed harder after. He told them he wouls rather have 5 dollars a month than give YouTube a penny because fuck then for banning him. He said he'd be in LOCALS and they would get WAY more attention there for 5 dollars than a 20 dollar superchat.

How did that work out?


Nick did a short hot tub stream:

- Nick likes having guests on but it is hard for many to do thr times lot. He asked Joe and Jurt to come on last night but only Joe could make it. He likes to reciprocate by going on people's shows, but it is hard for him to do. He likes Kurt's lawtism and he likes Joe's perspectives.

Remember the last highlight where he said it was easy to hang out with a random in a bar for an hour? How much harder is it to sit in front of a camera at home for an hour?

- He wants to get more guests on: Camelot, Joe, Kurt, and some others are great on panels. He wants to get more show guests lined up for shows and interviews.

- He has been doing more serious streams because he has missed so many. He plans to do more shows in general so he can do fun streams.

- He wants to get Lucas Gerhart on. He also wants to get Destiny on the show if he can deal with the drama. Nick doesn't think he is a hypocrite. He has been asked to be on with Destiny many times and he had to cancel and decline so many times. He wants to get on his show before asking him to come on.

- Phil Labonte and Matt Rife? are some people he wants to get on. Compound media people are on the list becuase he might be. Andrea Butkhart and Carrie Smith are people he wants to get on. Thr Jasmine chick who is an OF thot and lawyer that Anna TSWG put him in contact with is another.

- Content is going to be Trump-heavy for a while.

- He owes AttorneyTom a lot of responses. he wants to have Cory Chirafisi on as well.

- He has to get guests for Matsuri 2024. The people he gets will be ones that people do not expect. He wants to make the show wildly sucessful.

- His prep for a show with guest is easier. He wants to do a lot more. They help carry the show.

- People think he was avoiding people and doing guest shows becuase of drama, but that is not true. He was BUSY!

- He us bringing back karaoke streams with lyric overlay and music playback. He wants to figure out how to bring in multiple people for it.

- He has no drama with Sean and got an invite to an upcoming shoe. He probably cannot make it. It is a special topic stream for his Emgagement celebration. Nick speaks directly and when people disagree, others will imply drama. Nick and lawyers just communicate bluntly so normal people don't understand.

- Nick doesn't care what peoplw say about him, but if it is patently untrue, he will DM them to 'just let them know'. He just wants his friends to know the truth--that matters more than them saying it.

- The Clenney trial and Trump's trial are up for him to stream. He is clearing his schedule. He bemoaned that it was not in the PST timezone.

- He finally admitted he did naked streaming from the tub a few times. He admitted to deleting one for fear that something was shown.

He denied it before.

- He talked about the legal theory behind Trump disqualification. I didn't copy it becuase it is probably wrong.

- He talked about his hot tub being about 1 dollar a day in cost for electricity if you keep it closed when not in use.

- He is on with Destiny at noon for 3 hours. He lamented how busy he is going to be today.

- He plans to do a film stream on Sunday, but probably no LOCALS becuase him and the wife are really busy.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

Being a “depressant” has nothing to do as to whether something makes you depressed or not lmao

Alcohol is a depressant. It makes some people depressed. These facts are completely unrelated.

I'm sure altering the brain chemistry to a state where you enjoy a few moments of fun--and then can literally enjoy none at all--since your brain is all (temporarily) used up does nothing at all. Laying off the booze does indeed improve your mood overall because burning up the good chemicals in your brain for a few moments of fun will absolutely screw you over long term.

But who knows, neither I nor anyone I know of has ever drank as much as Nick has. Maybe he's reached the god-tier state of alcoholism that the "I drink 2 gallons of vodka a month" college kid crowd could never reach. Maybe if you drink a fifth of expensive whiskey every night you achieve the ultimate insight on life that makes you simp for obese middle aged Texans, crave your wife being pleasured by Jamaicans, and shove your balls in a cuck cage.

 

[Chirping Smoke Detector]

- He wants to get more guests on: Camelot

Yes, that will save the you're flagging show: more Coomalot.

- Content is going to be Trump-heavy for a while.

I thought he hated talking about Trump. Why is he suddenly so interested in talking about him?

- He owes AttorneyTom a lot of responses. he wants to have Cory Chirafisi on as well.

Awful lot of lawyers for his non-law show.

- He has to get guests for Matsuri 2024. The people he gets will be ones that people do not expect. He wants to make the show wildly sucessful.

He was supposed to do this in 2022 and I believe Anna had to take over cause Nick was bad at it. Letting him plan part of your show is a bad idea because he's lazy. He wants them to make a bazillion dollars though.

- Nick doesn't care what peoplw say about him, but if it is patently untrue, he will DM them to 'just let them know'.

He will DM them to obfuscate he means.

- He finally admitted he did naked streaming from the tub a few times. He admitted to deleting one for fear that something was shown.

This was such a weird thing for him to deny. Everyone knew he did it, everyone knew why he deleted the one stream. I guess his ODD kicked into overdrive on this one.

 

[TheButcherknight]

Do better, @Balldo's Gate
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THE GREAT WHITE COPE IS IN . cgoody, weren't you guy's e-dating? lets see those DM's

Why is Rekieta's audience so poor? I never understood why people send superchats so much...parasocial etc etc but holy fuck for a 2k live viewer, his superchat intake is fucking abyssmal compared to people a quarter his size.

scared MANdy away thats why

 

[Ethan Ralph Is 5'1"]

All the faggots going "I've never contemplated suicide after a night out with the boys, therefore alcohol isn't actually destructive" should perhaps contemplate that for giving such retarded takes.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Nick actively disincentivised his audience from sending superchats before the Rumble and LOCALS deal was done, and they pushed harder after. He told them he wouls rather have 5 dollars a month than give YouTube a penny because fuck then for banning him. He said he'd be in LOCALS and they would get WAY more attention there for 5 dollars than a 20 dollar superchat.

How did that work out?

He hasn't done that in a while though...right? If he already got rid of all the old viewers but his rumble is growing...that means he has a portion of new set of audience that should be willing to give him money. Unless...they are not real?