Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Captain Manning]

LMAO! Sean opened his show with a TF2 and 2004 Crown Vic joke.

Sean, Sean... It was a Lincoln Town Car. Keep up now.

Ackchyually...

Sean is not technically wrong here. A 2004 Lincoln Town Car is a Panther body, and therefore nothing more than a gussied up Crown Vic. If it wore a Mercury badge it would be a Grand Marquis or Marauder.

So there.

2am shower calls incoming.
SEAN!

I have the feeling we might be beyond that now. I think he might have been put in the same zone as Null.

And I have a feeling Sean gives no fucks.

And I don't fucking blame him if he doesn't.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Goise, not logged on here for ages (but always reading), because LIFE etc, but had to offer kudos on the ManD work! Amazing stuff. Scary, even!!

As I mentioned ages ago, I used to enjoy Nick's stuff, but the "balldo" era was very off-putting - I actually unsubbed from his channel. LOL. I wonder if him going on the JACK (-off) show was the start of the rot...

Anyhoo, somehow, I've started to imagine there could be a happy ending to all this after all. Call me an old romantic.

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I'm picturing the hitler bunker scene from downfall with Mandy in place of Steiner.

 

[not william stenchever]

Call it Rekietaing or doing a Rekieta.

Call it being a member of the Rekoumintang

 

[Captain Manning]

Weeb wars is over. Nobody cares.

As funny as I might find this, this isn't the thread for it and these posts you are making about trannyslators is off topic to the drunken lawyer in Minnesota who allegedly shares his wife with black men. Find a more appropriate thread to update people on anime people seething.

The Weeb Wars subforum is dead, but the general discussion thread is still up.

They're apparently discussing the ongoing localization controversy in there now.

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

Sorry I'm late. Still less tardy than Balldo.

 

[Swole McPole]

Sorry Josh but maybe I DO want the lowercase I internet.

TBH, I don't care about the internet so much. We've got pretty good tools to keep the savages at bay ourselves in that respect.

But there isn't a fucking day goes by when some nasty pajeet doesn't call me up on my landline pretending to be Amazon or Microsoft running some half-witted scam aimed at frightened old grannies. Damn street shitters drive me fucking nuts.

I think you'd make a fortune by selling a Paki-free telephone service. If you aren't actually some dung coloured motherfucker yourself, you've got no desire to talk to them or have them call you and it'd have the added advantage of forcing big companies to staff their call centres with people who can speak English again.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Sorry I'm late. Still less tardy than Balldo.

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Nick must really hate his life. Saddled with a wife and kids so he can't go out and COOM. Forced to talk about topics he doesn't like because there's no audience for the relationship streams he wants to do. He's like Doug Walker/The Nostalgia Critic. Nobody has any interest in him other than his original character. Forever stuck as the lawsplainer.

 

[Harm]

Didn't see it already mentioned. Camelot, with several asterisks, is now admitting that he believes Mandy is a catfish. His "takeaway" is that it should have been common knowledge that a lot of women "proposed on the Internet" are actually guys pulling a catfish. He diverts into an unrelated story and steers away from the topic.

 

[elb]

Do better, @Balldo's Gate

 

[TheCaspainKing]

Do better, @Balldo's Gate
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The god level cope on display!!!! How did he even manage to type this out

 

[Harm]

"Nooo, stalker child, it was YOU who was catfished into making such a ridiculous post. Your frivolous 'evidence' as you call it will be your downfall. Enjoy alcoholism."

 

[Space Pope]

Scott Shafer is talking to a whistleblower about the Gold Scam Industry and one of Nickś sponsores poped up... Birch Gold

The vast majority of YouTube sponsors seem to offer products that are either borderline scams or overpriced, low-quality items. This issue appears particularly prevalent in right-wing circles, which often market substandard Chinese products such as survival prep gear, supplements, and alternative investments like cryptocurrency and gold.

Nicki, who professes to be a champion for the common man to the extent that he says he doesn't want super chat money, appears to seize any sponsorship opportunity that he can get a whiff of with his giant jew imitation of a nose.

This is not an exhaustive list, but some sponsorships I remember Nicki taking beyond the Birch Gold scam include:

• A vaccine prep kit, including Ivermectin, priced at $300. The same components could be purchased individually on Amazon for about $25.
• A $90 mini chainsaw, which is merely a rebranded generic Chinese model available for $30 on Amazon.
• Field of Greens, while I can't speak to the quality or price, Nicki himself has stated that the company doesn't respond to his messages and failed to deliver his next order.
• A $1000 air purifier that resembled a rudimentary science experiment on wheels.
• Balldo, an $80 sex toy designed for drunk impotent men and faggots to stuff their balls into the gaping asshole of men named Dan.

While scam sponsors that have been all over YouTube, like Established Titles, which offers a one-time $50 purchase for a dumb novelty gift, shouldn't be overlooked, Nicki's promotion of gold investments is particularly concerning. He urges people to convert their IRAs into gold stored in third-party vaults, at inflated fees, using aggressive used car sales tactics. The guy too lazy to look at his bank statement to stop his bank card fraud is shilling for financial investments he doesn't remotely understand.

 

[Neetorino]

Do better, @Balldo's Gate
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So "she" used "her" boyfriend Dan's phone to call Joe Lawgic? This is assuming there's a second MandyK somewhere in that same Texas region, she's just not showing up anywhere online outside of the various accounts that are known to be connected to the catfish or are the married woman who lives in/near Louisiana. It's "Here's how Corey can still fuck Mandy" levels of copium.

Wait but then why did the person who answered the phone using Dan's phone number seem to need a moment to get into character? "Oh it's Joe; it's Mandy" Like they were surprised that Joe actually called back in the first place? Does Mandy just keep Dan's phone in that Gucci purse you bought for her, CGoody? I have many questions that all have either very poor or very improbable answers, when the facts in evidence show that it's all Danny-boy.

If you just wanna fuck the troon then be honest with me buddy and I'll let you keep coping in peace.

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

Do better, @Balldo's Gate
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So he fucked Danny and his troon GF?

That's what I'm hearing

 

[Belgians in the Congo]

So he fucked Danny and his troon GF?

Strange that Danny and the troon GF take turns coming out of the bedroom closet, quite curious wouldn't you say?
Didn't stop Coomdy from tapping both though.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

So "she" used "her" boyfriend Dan's phone to call Joe Lawgic? This is assuming there's a second MandyK somewhere in that same Texas region, she's just not showing up anywhere online outside of the various accounts that are known to be connected to the catfish or are the married woman who lives in/near Louisiana.

Yeah it’s probably just that Dan moved to Texas and met a girl with the same exact highly unusual name as a girl he went to school with. That’s what they bonded over and it’s true love. They’re so close she keeps his phone in her very real coin slot pussy.

Rekeita has the fans he deserves.

 

[trash cat]

Do better, @Balldo's Gate
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Of course the main reason that Rekieta's top janny CGoody remains unconvinced about 'the farms evidence' is because he was in an online relationship with 'Buffalo Dan' aka MAN-dy.

CGoody is just as implicated as Rekieta in this ridiculous and embarrassing whirl of faggotry.

Rekieta and CGoody both definitely shared a catfish, and I wouldn't be surprised if they also shared a Balldo.

HOW EMBARRASSING

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

He even does the gay over emphasized expressions when discussing things with the jew. I'm not sure how one could stand talking to him irl. It'd be like starring in a disney show.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Why is Rekieta's audience so poor? I never understood why people send superchats so much...parasocial etc etc but holy fuck for a 2k live viewer, his superchat intake is fucking abyssmal compared to people a quarter his size.

 

[Chibitzen]

Do better, @Balldo's Gate
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As someone who has claimed to have been catfished, he should know better than to play this game. There's no evidence "Mandy" is even real other than an established online persona.

There's also heaps of evidence that whoever is behind Mandy's handle is an attention-seeking super twat if you ignore blatant fraud. Remember the extended game where it pretended to show interest in joining the site? Playing both sides with drama by plugging the Farms into chat to get reactions both here and there. Playing the victim over feeling pressured to share nudes? Only now it's been since revealed they were taken from Reddit and heavily modified to look like they were taken with a potato phone.

It takes a willful amount of ignorance to overlook blatantly pathological behavior. And yet, willful ignorance is the main ingredient that has led Rekieta's thread to balloon to nearly 3000 pages. He didn't do it alone, his orbiters and their parasocial networks are easy targets for the clinically deranged.

It took Cynthia wailing like a dying hag mermaid for evenings on end before Rekieta finally got the sense to boot her disruptive ass. He let the guy who wrote death threats and rape jokes stay, though. Didn't some dude with a chronic "seizure" shit out the chat regularly by pounding the keyboard with mumbo jumbo? Anyway, there's plenty of evidence Rekieta's community is full of loons with too much time on their hands. This latest spectacle won't be the last. $5/mo is admittedly cheap to join a terminally online mental asylum community.