DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[DeeTracktor]

Not exactly sure what compelled him to make this cringe self-gratifying post at 2 am but good for you I guess?
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So his new channel is posting videos he did years ago, and the new documentary will be talking about stuff he said and did from years ago

Yeah, 2024 is really looking up for Phil...

 

[Free Jasper]

Imagine how empty and stale your life must be that uploading some old videos has you bursting with excitement.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Guys, it's okay! It was the camera's fault! Phil did nothing wrong!

 

[Need Help With Tips]

So his new channel is posting videos he did years ago, and the new documentary will be talking about stuff he said and did from years ago

Yeah, 2024 is really looking up for Phil...

To be fair if you asked him what his ideal year would look like he'd probably tell you "Gin, Pulls, Reliving the time I was popular and the time I actually won at Street Fighter, for the 8236478926th time, and getting paid to do it"

 

[Balr0g]

Well he certainly got ratioed there

Also anyone knows if the statistics of videos can be deactivated from the uploaders side? I went over the time bar of the video to see which was the most watched part and i got no data.

 

[Citizen Nappa]

Dumbass forgot to update the channel description. Tune in soon for a rebrand that already happened.

 

[GibMoneyPls]

Got a notification for this video. Seems to be the police reports for Phil getting swatted and wellness checks. I havent seen it before so I'll leave it here.

https://youtu.be/O0xwUTwMyZ4?si=JcXJiVIYKyHrym4x

 

[FamicomGorby]

Guys, it's okay! It was the camera's fault! Phil did nothing wrong!

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Bugged AI algorithm can't make his crappy footage of him pointing a camera at the TV look like 4K, what a rip ack ack ack!

What is even the fuckin point of running it through an AI upscaler? The only reason I can think of is something I've noticed with Phil where he conflates the video "quality" with the entertainment "quality" of his streams. So obviously if he makes the video look better then it'll be a more QWALITY video!

 

[WTBOnlineFather]

Got a notification for this video. Seems to be the police reports for Phil getting swatted and wellness checks. I havent seen it before so I'll leave it here.

https://youtu.be/O0xwUTwMyZ4?si=JcXJiVIYKyHrym4x

From the police report. A "crowd-funded paid gamer." Phil never ceases to amaze me with his attempts to play up what he does.

So if I understand this correctly someone impersonating Derich reported Uncle Phil as missing amidst a breakup with Khet?

 

[PenskeMaterial]

He gave the cops a pre-stream speech? LMAO, of course he did.

 

[Corpun]

Gamestops trade in values are the same wether it's disc only or complete in box. Most people who do this trade in the disc only while the value is high, then years later buy back a disc only copy on eBay when the value hits rock bottom. DSP on the other hand, probably just wanted the game cases to display on a shelf to look like a god gamer.

So it was an actual profitable hustle Phil was too retarded for because of course he has to always be a retard consoomer flexing his gamer cred in the dumbest possible ways.

I will seriously never tire of seeing prominent FGC content creators name drop DSP completely out of the blue when they need to emphasize a really negative personality trait lmao
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Already have my bingo set up for this tweet with spaces for "I don't even care.", "Keep me out of your mouth I have nothing to do with you.", and "I have nothing to do with the FGC but they feel the need to bring me up."

Hard disagree. Listening to that droning faggot talk nowadays feels like time slows down. He's always been a droner but these days even highly edited detractor clips are rough to get through.

I can't even get through Snort clips anymore. Any detractor content I put on 2x speed to get through and if the content is him repeating the same shit, bitching about Warzone or SF6, or some other actual time wasting I just skim the whole video for gold dust.

Dumbass forgot to update the channel description. Tune in soon for a rebrand that already happened.
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I really HATE THE autistic way HE INSERTS caps into his setences. That SHIT IS SO FAKE and screams pretending to be hype. Asshole does it everywhere.

 

[DeeTracktor]

He gave the cops a pre-stream speech? LMAO, of course he did.

I always imagine Phil at the hair dressers and the poor lady is trying to cut what is left of his hair and he keeps saying the same pre-stream every time he goes in there and that is why is cuts are so bad

 

[myone]

really HATE THE autistic way HE INSERTS caps into his setences. That SHIT IS SO FAKE and screams pretending to be hype. Asshole does it everywhere.

You just have to imagine him sounding it out while typing and it makes perfect sense. Same has his obnoxious beg-tweets of yesteryear.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

You just have to imagine him sounding it out while typing and it makes perfect sense. Same has his obnoxious beg-tweets of yesteryear.

I'll say this though if Dave didn't have such a robust and distinct typing STYLE of a FUCKING SPERG! then he probably could have been able to deny the person on the WWE Champions clan discord was him but the patterns were so similar the chances of it being in error were 1 in 2 billiion.

 

[Lord_Point]

Guys, it's okay! It was the camera's fault! Phil did nothing wrong!

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How did you know people were shitting on the upscaling and using the term ghosting phil?

All the comments on his videos are the usual ass kissing, the only comments mention quality issues/ghosting seem to come after DSP made his pinned post. So odd how often he coincidentally responds to the farms despite never reading them...

He gave the cops a pre-stream speech? LMAO, of course he did.

His hair dresser must be a saint for only butchering his fat balding head instead of stabbing him in the neck. Imagine getting the phadcast preamble every time you see DSP and horse waddle into your salon.

 

[Freebird]

I see some earlier comments suggest someone did some editing other than a bumper. Is that true? Was there any actual editing?

cutscenes might be edited in from someone else's direct capture footage

Edit: DSP is hypebeasting his night stream on wednesday

 

[CaptainDeTractor]

It’s worth noting that he basically stole the disclaimer from Looney Tunes.
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Tl;dr -

“This video has me saying nigger and faggot and talking about tits but that’s the old me because I would never say nigger and faggot and talk about tits now because modern YouTube won’t let me, so enjoy this old footage of me saying nigger and faggot and talking about tits from years ago. Also, please tip.”

 

[Ravana]

A compilation video popped up in my recommended list and it had Phil's classic "I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay ACKACKACKACKACK" clip and it made my day so much brighter

 

[Eekum Bokum]

cutscenes might be edited in from someone else's direct capture footage

Edit: DSP is hypebeasting his night stream on wednesday

Why what's so special about next wednesday?

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

A compilation video popped up in my recommended list and it had Phil's classic "I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay ACKACKACKACKACK" clip and it made my day so much brighter

he must have felt so good to finally admit that even if he was only """"""""""""joking""""""""""""""