Help Save User @WelperHelper99 From Himself

Scout Trooper said:
Are you from A&H or something?

I don't know where @WelperHelper99 usually posts, but he clearly offended you so severely that you made multiple socks to do this incredibly homosexual intervention.

That's fucking pathetic. If you had any balls whatsoever you would just post from your main account.

If you try to say this is your first account that's even more fucking pathetic. It means you were just lurking reading this random guy's posts and getting so aroused that you went through the trouble to make an account so you could get his attention.
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To answer your question, I pretty well post everywhere. I guess I don't post in sports. Rarely Beauty Parlor. Other than that, I enjoy mostly every category. To be frank, he could be anyone.
 
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Scout Trooper said:
That's fucking pathetic. .

If you try to say this is your first account that's even more fucking pathetic. It means you were just lurking reading this random guy's posts and getting so aroused that you went through the trouble to make an account so you could get his attention.
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I disagree, it's hilarious to get someone to call their irl friend to ask if they're trolling them online using a sexual slug avatar while they dump more info to you. We'd probably know his SSN by now if he had tricked him into believing he was a different slug-lusting friend or family member.
 
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SSj_Ness said:
If it wasn't a character driven story-based game maybe. Like if Mario was a tranny nigger in Mario Odyssey 2 it'd still be fun even if he screeched "trans rights!!1!" each time he jumps. You could turn down the volume and skip the cutscenes, and try to stomach his new ghoulish appearance, enjoying the tight mechanics and expert level design. Personally that would kill all the enjoyment for me but I could understand someone gritting their teeth and pushing through.

Dishonored though? Totally different story. I'm not kidding, you're better off playing a random game. I wouldn't subject myself to that shit for free, let alone waste $10 on it. If you grabbed 20 Steam games at like 50 cents each on sale, I guarantee you'd find something in that pile of trash that doesn't make you play as a disabled middle aged lesbian niggress.
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Billie Lurk is hella fun, fool, it's not like the game is lecturing you about her identity every 20 seconds.
 
SSj_Ness said:
Just seeing her pretentious face--the contrived, committee-designed woke intentions dripping from her ugly mug--should be enough to turn anyone away.
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It's a shame arkane seems infested with faggotry, every game I've played from them has had amazing level design.
 
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Friend of Dorothy Parker said:
My dear, I believe you brought up a car crash in this thread first (p.8.).

As soon as you started to think it was someone you knew (maybe around p. 6?), you filled in everything and were having a heart-to-heart based on a whole backstory that you immediately convinced yourself he knew, too. But in reality, he just kept it vague and responded generically, letting you bring up details, drama, etc.

Reread the thread. His comments in the first several pages were completely general. You did the work for him.
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It was interestingly done, he was fishing for info while 'angrily' accusing welper of random stuff to get a response, welper responded in kind in the context of his friend's real-life behaviour.
 
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