Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Something Awful]

Just for the record: Pat's LotR tattoo is on his left arm, not the right one like here.
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lol I forgot about that tattoo, the one written in the Black Speech that Tolkien said would never be willingly used by anyone outside Mordor. FakeGeek's such a piñata of stupid.

 

[Maude Snew]

Call of Duty -> GamerGate -> 4chan, 8chan and Kiwi Farms -> Stephen Bannon and Mike Flynn -> international fascism.

We didn't start the childing, it was always burning while Fat Pat keeps churning.

 

[TerminalTryHard]

I like how the premise of the P90 is that it's supposed to be a compact weapon stowed away for vehicle crew, and this retard didn't even pay extra for the short barreled rifle stamp for it to fulfill its intended niche.

To be fair I don't know if his stamp would be approved, you know because of the whole threatening to murder his ex-wife and daughter.

 

[LGHDR+]

To be fair I don't know if his stamp would be approved, you know because of the whole threatening to murder his ex-wife and daughter.

Ignoring the fact that he would be denied due to his criminal history, and the fact that he probably can't afford the mind-boggling three figures, "Pat the Gunsmith" would go about as well as "Pat the Fence Installer":

 

[I'mThePatMan!]

This one took me back to that 110% pure, triple distilled autism way that only prime 2019 Pat could write:

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

I love the whole Jesus is a convicted criminal thing, but it is no surprise Pat would think a sham court prosecuting someone for blasphemy is inherently a good thing, considering the laws that were broken with the explicit intention of condemning him to death. There was a Spanish scholar who researched the trial of Jesus for decades and concluded he received due process under Roman law, but that's meaningless in our age. That would be a Tomlinson technacality if I ever heard one.

Pat would love to be able to silence and kill any of his detractors is what I'm saying.

wrong again in every delusional detail as always, Samaritan. You have been instructed thousands of times not to perform works on the sabbath, continuing to do so constitutes felonious healing. Enjoy dungeon.

 

[BScCollateral]

He also signed his posts, and even worse his sign-off was “P@t” — which doesn’t make the sense he thinks it does.

Ah, but it does, to those of us who know.
In ancient Egyptian, the "T" suffix was ofted added to feminize a noun. For example, SKMT (no vowels in ancient Egyptian) is often translated as "She who is powerful", as SKM denotes "power."
The name of the goddess Bast (BST) is often writted "BSTT," or "Bastet." It has been suggested the doubled-T indicates the terminal T is not silent.
So, with P@t or "Patt" we see a clear confirmation that Tomlinson is secretly a woman.

 

[Sneedfully and Peacefully]

This one took me back to that 110% pure, triple distilled autism way that only prime 2019 Pat could write:
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Yes, child, it is, and no, child, it isn't and no, child, they didn't. Or whatever the random.txt is, I love that one.

From a guess at the original xeet's facts he's refuting:
- no, stalker, the officer didn't hear from an in-law because rona does not exist
-no, stalker, I plead no contest not guilty and I was not thus convicted for a crime I was guilty of
-no, stalker, I am a super macho man and swung my arm out in a windmill when the cops restrained me because I was sort of maybe thinking of punching them but I remembered I want to sue them
-And no, stalker, I had a police escort because people needed protection from me, except this time I'm saying it's Dan because I'm currently drunk and as always retarded (if not this I don't know what the fuck other situation would involve Dan and protection)

Enjoy maximum peepeepoopoo rape incarceration.

Pat is such a predictable retard.

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

Ok Patrick, I guess by some metric Jesus was a convicted criminal, but he was convicted of essentially not simping for the Jewish establishment of the time. He was not convicted of murder, theft, rape, or bad touching little kids (unlike your bestie Dominic).

So are you some kind of hard-core Zionist or something?

And "muh Christmas is muh pAgAn hOliDaY" is the biggest neopagan cope of all time. Alright what type of pagan holiday is it then? They don't even know what that word means.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Ignoring the fact that he would be denied due to his criminal history, and the fact that he probably can't afford the mind-boggling three figures, "Pat the Gunsmith" would go about as well as "Pat the Fence Installer":

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Pat trying to gunsmith would end with a lit if blood and a missing hand if I had to guess. Just a gunch

 

[Creative Username]

Pat trying to gunsmith would end with a lit if blood and a missing hand if I had to guess. Just a gunch

He'd then brag about how his missing hand was acquired in a fight with a MAGA chud, where he still won. He might have lost his hand, but you should have seen the other guy!

Or he'd just use his remaining hand to correcT the aTalkers that his hand is, in fact, still perfectly intact.

 

[Sneedfully and Peacefully]

He'd then brag about how his missing hand was acquired in a fight with a MAGA chud, where he still won. He might have lost his hand, but you should have seen the other guy!

Or he'd just use his remaining hand to correcT the aTalkers that his hand is, in fact, still perfectly intact.

"If you still have two hands record yourself playing with a Bop It! toy since they take two hands"

"No, Bop it stalker, it is you who will be wanting to play with toys but can't when you are in prison. Enjoy."

 

[WelperHelper99]

He'd then brag about how his missing hand was acquired in a fight with a MAGA chud, where he still won. He might have lost his hand, but you should have seen the other guy!

Or he'd just use his remaining hand to correcT the aTalkers that his hand is, in fact, still perfectly intact.

He'd probably lose a eye too, because being a absolute chad, he wouldn't need safety glasses. Probably wear a eyepatch and make up some wild tales of getting into fights with Russians

 

[Chongqing]

OK, after reading up on the thread via highlights, I can confidently say that Patrick Tomlinson is not only by far the most fitting person for lolcow of the year, this man is the biggest lolcow on Earth. How can a person be this dense, stupid and utterly unaware of how his behavior comes across? Jesus Christ, even CWC learned (eventually) to somewhat shut the fuck up and not offer embarrassing information or keep sperging out in funny ways. And CWC is literally retarded, and had to be prodded by trolls for most of the milk.

Pat, on the other hand, just can't help himself if someone says something critical. He MUST respond, immediately. How this man has been able to be a functional adult is beyond me. He's the real-life embodiment of Marty McFly flying off the handle any time someone calls him a coward. He's Dunning-Kruger personified. Pat has been doing this shit for literally years, and has learned absolutely nothing. And at this point it's too late, the brothermen will never stop fucking with him now... He's just too easy and too big of a target for them to lose their pet lolcow.

I can't wait to see how this fat faggot continues to torpedo his life. It's fascinating. I really wish I had been up on this thread a long time ago, because it's by far one of the best threads on Kiwi Farms.

Patrick is our lolcow version of the 2003 USC Football Team.

Sure, he may not have technically gotten the championship trophy he deserves, but we all know he was the best, and we'll all remember him having been the best for at least the next two decades to come.

He will be the standard that we measure future lolcow champions against.

 

[LGHDR+]

Pat trying to gunsmith would end with a lot of blood and a missing hand face if I had to guess. Just a hunch

Fixed for optimism

 

[Señora Airi]

Saturnalia and a few others. The purpose was to establish Christmas as an Empire-wide holiday by celebrating it at the same time. The people in subject states would go along with calling it Christmas so long as they got to keep their midwinter parties.

Appreciate the explanation.

Though I doubt Fatrick ever looked that far into it. He seems to be the type to call Easter pagan cause it sounds like Ishtar, even though most of the world calls it Pascha.

 

[Maude Snew]

Ignoring the fact that he would be denied due to his criminal history, and the fact that he probably can't afford the mind-boggling three figures, "Pat the Gunsmith" would go about as well as "Pat the Fence Installer":

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[Sexy Senior Citizen]

So do you read that as Pat-T? Is that where SWATTing comes from? Is it really meant to be SW@Ting?

I think it's pronounced "Patty."

GAMERGAAAAAAAAAAAATE!! KIWIFAAAAAAAAAARMS!!
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NITTERRRRRR!!

Nobody tell him 4Chan was around long before The Great Autism War of 2014.

 

[HarblMcDavid]

Ignoring the fact that he would be denied due to his criminal history, and the fact that he probably can't afford the mind-boggling three figures, "Pat the Gunsmith" would go about as well as "Pat the Fence Installer":

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"No, stalker, I did not melt my PS90 using a kitchen torch on the barrel nut, and no stalker I did not accidentally bend the barrel. Those are your delusions, enjoy prison."

 

[Creative Username]

I did not accidentally bend the barrel

Did he sit on it?