FB 8/10 - Chris comments on a news article about incest

[DragoonSierra]

In case anyone is interested in his porn list he was trying to sell.

So assuming that he paid a low ball price of 10 bucks a DVD if he didnt buy those used then thats what $540 bucks worth of porn. At $1k thats $18.51 a DVD which is probably what all that stuff would be priced at new. He could get $100-200 if he put the whole box on ebay

As long as it has boobies Chris will be happy.

 

[CharlieBrowns]

Hey look, Kagney Linn Karter. She's the porn star who bought Chris a PS4. What an interesting life he leads.

 

[Jaded Optimist]

Hey look, Kagney Linn Karter. She's the porn star who bought Chris a PS4. What an interesting life he leads.

Damn, beat me to it. Well that's the first solid link that Chris knew that name from porn. As for the generous donors last name it was from a male porn star who was in a porn with her.

 

[caligula]

I mean, it's weird as fuck and I would never accept something like that as normal. But as long as they don't bring a child into this world I'm not really sure why it's illegal, that's their gross business.

 

[Ophelia]

The passive aggression is pretty tasty. How dare you not pay a ridiculous price for something used you already got for free? Don't you know Chris and Barb need more toys and junk? The selfishness

 

[Hyperion]

I mean, it's weird as fuck and I would never accept something like that as normal. But as long as they don't bring a child into this world I'm not really sure why it's illegal, that's their gross business.

>Caligula

 

[Scandihoovian]

Nice monologue, Chris.

 

[New age retro hippie]

"Sailor Moon and the seven ballz" is universally known as one of the most horribly animated, bad dubbed hentai in the world. Also, if I remember correctly, it has been done in mexico, but anyway surely isn't japanese.

It's basically "the Room" of Hentais... and naturally Chris not only has it, but also paid to have it.


I'm not even commenting on the incest. that's just.... just too much

 

[Trilby]

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"Sailor Moon and the seven ballz" is universally known as one of the most horribly animated, bad dubbed hentai in the world. Also, if I remember correctly, it has been done in mexico, but anyway surely isn't japanese.

It's basically "the Room" of Hentais... and naturally Chris not only has it, but also paid to have it.

Geez, most people I knew pirated that over and over to the point of unwatchability.

 

[GV 998]

"Black Safari"?

Ok that's either a porn about the ebony genre with black women, or about white women getting fucked by black men, judging by the title.

Either way it's confusing. I was under the assumption Chris was only attracted to white women. And if it's the ...other possibility. Well, that says plenty about Chris

 

[Crass_and_Champ]

mmm barabara anne weston chandler your buttocks are so holey uguu ~

brb telling cole chris fucked his mom

edit:

@Null did he ever get back to you on this? I know he blocks most people who mention Chris...

 

[Ophelia]

"Black Safari"?

Ok that's either a porn about the ebony genre with black women, or about white women getting fucked by black men, judging by the title.

Either way it's confusing. I was under the assumption Chris was only attracted to white women. And if it's the ...other possibility. Well, that says plenty about Chris

It's probably something the website sent him for free. One of the places he gets his junk from gives porn away like pillow mints.

 

[Apocalypso]

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"Sailor Moon and the seven ballz" is universally known as one of the most horribly animated, bad dubbed hentai in the world. Also, if I remember correctly, it has been done in mexico, but anyway surely isn't japanese.

It's basically "the Room" of Hentais... and naturally Chris not only has it, but also paid to have it.


I'm not even commenting on the incest. that's just.... just too much

Would you believe there's actually a sequel:

Spoiler

 

[Trilby]

Would you believe there's actually a sequel:

Spoiler

Someone needed a quick buck.

 

[m0rnutz]

I feel it's safe to say that yes, Barb and Chris may have some sort of intimacy beyond mother and son going on.

Remember Marvin's account of the October 15th hearing.

Barb and Chris are way too physically intimate. It's one thing to describe their creepy relationship, it's quite another to watch it IRL. They hold hands and Chris is always putting his arm around her and rubbing her shoulders sensually. That's shit I'd do to someone I'd want to bang. Not a family member. It's weird.

 

[Zarkov]

Wasn't the cause of death bed parasites? It is already as it should be.

I think it was cardiac arrest that did him in.

 

[Fapcop]

+10 Autism for thinking its perfectly normal and uncontroversial to write: "Who among us haven't dreamt of having sex with our parents?" ON HIS FACEBOOK FEED!!!*

+20 Autism & +10 Deviant for thinking that incest is excusable if the purpose is advanced, hands-on Sex-Ed.





*Heck, we all know that there won't ever be any employers googling Christian Weston Chandler. But still, there are just some thoughts you don't ever dare type out loud...

 

[DragoonSierra]

+10 Autism for thinking its perfectly normal and uncontroversial to write: "Who among us haven't dreamt of having sex with our parents?" ON HIS FACEBOOK FEED!!!*

+20 Autism & +10 Deviant for thinking that incest is excusable if the purpose is advanced, hands-on Sex-Ed.





*Heck, we all know that there won't ever be any employers googling Christian Weston Chandler. But still, there are just some thoughts you don't ever dare type out loud...

It just occurred to me he actually might have meant "dreamt" as in a literal dream not a sexual fantasy.

 

[GV 998]

Would you believe there's actually a sequel:

Spoiler

The well-drawn cover would have you believe you might be in for some quality animation, but you're not. You're in for soul-crushing failure on every possible level. the animation, the script, the sound design, art design, and last but certainly not LEAST, the voice acting.

And while I haven't seen this one, I have seen Star Ballz, which was made by the same people ( They even re use Goku as Han Solo/Luke Skywalker and Sailor Moon as Princess Leia!)

So I assume the level of quality is pretty much the same

 

[Fapcop]

I guess

It just occurred to me he actually might have meant "dreamt" as in a literal dream not a sexual fantasy.

That's how I understood it.

But it doesn't really make any difference, since we're dealing with Chris, who's far too slow-in-the-head and literal to understand what an Oedipal dream is about.

They're usually a reaction to too close, symbiotic relationships, growing up/becoming a man/woman or completely asexual transgressions and aggressions. Stuff that's best explored with a couch and a psychoanalyst.

Explaining this to Chris would be as useful as trying to discus quantum mechanics with him. You'd get a "Hmm mmh" before he would try to talk about himself again.

For Chris an Oedipal dream = a sex fantasy. And would result in little more than him waking up in soiled underwear, an uncomfortable silence at breakfast, and numerous guilt-filled masturbation sessions.