DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Freebird]

Why what's so special about next wednesday?

We don't know yet, but DSP is hyping it up so prepare to get disappointed.

 

[Grease Fountain]

 

[TyrasGuard]

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"Alternate title: 3 rights to make a left"

 

[DarksydePhil's Tits 2]

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Stationary American in the chat?

 

[Love Is Blue]

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DarkSkinwalkerPhil

 

[PenskeMaterial]

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This thing again. Who lifts their elbow and curls their wrist like that. I guess we can add it to the list along with the mouth thing and the ear thing. What a weirdo, he can't do any basic human action like a normal human.

 

[Lord_Point]

We don't know yet, but DSP is hyping it up so prepare to get disappointed.

Its amazing how he always manages to be even more lame than our tamest imagination.

My guess is he is going to announce a live style react marathon where he will watch his own FF13 playthought on his new dumpster dive channel. Also featureing a brand new segment, interview with the king! Where fans* can ask him any questions about old school style youtube!

*Fans is limited to paying members of the new channel DSP thrownback. So pony up paypigs, daddy has a third channel in desperate need of organic growth™

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Phil starting the year off right.

 

[Corpun]

You just have to imagine him sounding it out while typing and it makes perfect sense. Same has his obnoxious beg-tweets of yesteryear.

Oh absolutely. I'm sure if you line up some of the begtweets that he read out while typing with the text this pattern would appear. I'm surprised the fat lazy retard doesn't just use TTS for tweet.

A compilation video popped up in my recommended list and it had Phil's classic "I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay ACKACKACKACKACK" clip and it made my day so much brighter

Phil should have just mirrored detractor compilations if he wanted a throwback. Afterall he is completely in the right in his mind to steal their work since it is based off his shit, and they are infinitely more funny than his trash will ever be.

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This is the type of shit you stop doing in Kindergarten when the rest of the class points and laughs at what a retard you are.

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

Phil went 0-4 against the Chun Li that teabagged him the other day then won a single round, talked shit, bragged about it, then quit. Also thinking he is insulting the guy by calling him an "online warrior" is pretty funny. When was the last time Phil even played a fighting game offline? Probably over 10 years.

 

[Lord_Point]

When was the last time Phil even played a fighting game offline? Probably over 10 years.

Sorry MORON but to play in tournaments you would have to play at least 4 hours a day 5 days a week. Phil is a mature business style man who has his plate full... playing video games 5 hours a day 6 times a week.

Its the classic cry of the scrub, everyone better than you is a try hard loser who plays too much.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

It’s the classic cry of the scrub, everyone better than you is a try hard loser who plays too much.

Or in Phil’s case, the tortured paypig that squeals in fear every time his button mashing skills do not work against players that are actually experienced in the game

 

[Need Help With Tips]

Sorry MORON but to play in tournaments you would have to play at least 4 hours a day 5 days a week. Phil is a mature business style man who has his plate full... playing video games 5 hours a day 6 times a week.

Its the classic cry of the scrub, everyone better than you is a try hard loser who plays too much.

DSP going off about "tryhards" recently has been funny because whenever he streams he's always stroking his cock about MUH HIGH LEBUL GAYMEPLAY
He even slides it into his begs sometimes, "if you're enjoying these high level master matches" etc

 

[Tom Went To The Mayor]

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I tried to replicate that weird motion and it's so awkward. The Guy is such an alien. Somehow more alien than Mark Zuckerberg.

 

[Balr0g]

Phil breaking his resolution to be less toxic was very much expected. But this quick? I hope Mike observes this total "pahsitiv" character. Also: getting bodied by a JP that has no rank was absolutely hilarious. Or getting curbstomped by that Chun Li and then running like a pussy after one win. Never change Phil, never change.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Phil breaking his resolution to be less toxic was very much expected. But this quick? I hope Mike observes this total "pahsitiv" character. Also: getting bodied by a JP that has no rank was absolutely hilarious. Or getting curbstomped by that Chun Li and then running like a pussy after one win. Never change Phil, never change.

Or when he said that someone should "analyze" that Blanka who rekt him 8-2 because apparently he's "breaking the game" with his internet somehow.

 

[clothes in my closet]

It's been a while since Phil has whaled out at the beginning of the month. Interesting choice.

https://nitter.net/TjGamebox/status/1743602114264236417#m

 

[Kane lives in death]

These last days he has been getting some big whalings, 100 or even 200 dollars in tips alone per stream, for some reason the Mike Clum shit has stirred up the paypigs, thats all there is to it tbh.

Thats why it doesnt really matter how much money he gets, he will lose it all in a week the same.

 

[Need Help With Tips]

Phil breaking his resolution to be less toxic was very much expected. But this quick? I hope Mike observes this total "pahsitiv" character. Also: getting bodied by a JP that has no rank was absolutely hilarious. Or getting curbstomped by that Chun Li and then running like a pussy after one win. Never change Phil, never change.

Watching DSP sperg out at that Chun was glorious, Dave let getting teabagged in a casual match get under his skin so hard he recognized them immediately just from the alternate costume + color. "Is this gonna be that Chun-li from last time?"

 

[Bittah Pupil]

Watching DSP sperg out at that Chun was glorious, Dave let getting teabagged in a casual match get under his skin so hard he recognized them immediately just from the alternate costume + color. "Is this gonna be that Chun-li from last time?"

Literally traumatized. I think the Blanka did too. These are the level of player he should be facing in Master.