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Is it over?

  • Yes, I am sad and need a Ben backrub :(

    Votes: 327 31.9%
  • No, we will be back, autism too strong

    Votes: 519 50.7%
  • Cams down until we roll into Bloodgames 2

    Votes: 178 17.4%

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I think a big thing that is killing tension this season is that they went with and 70s theme and provided the fish with clothes rather than allowing them to bring in and wear their own personal stuff.
They're not going to really care if someone messes with the clothes provided for them as they're not theirs.
I think a bigger problem is that they have codified inter-fish spats with the beef system. You have a problem with another fish? Slow down buddy this is a Sam Hyde show, please submit a grievance form and an appropriate beef challenge will be assigned within 2-3 business days. It fucking bogles the mind that they would do this, I guarentee there will never be any clothes thrown in a toilet or quite literally any real tension in the house because of this.

Now I do have a theory about this, #1 sam suffered real legal issues with S1 and isn't willing to bear it a second time (fair tbh), but more likely #2) lazy wigger crew don't want to find all the highlights manually so having a barman and a formal beef system allows them to easily edit together the season's drama.

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Edit: they added a clip button which imo is brilliant

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If you watch pre-tank footage of him you see he's still spergy. His "act" is just a different flavor of tism.
For sure, I just think he is playing it up. He doesn't seem nearly as excitable off fish tank for example, he seems capable of stringing together a sentence without bringing up some tangent about how he saw a video on 4chan in 2013 and it was the funniest shit ever because blah blah blah
 
I think it's funny how people will attribute everything they don't like about Fishtank/MDE to Jet, but truly no one really knows for certain what creative ideas and narrative decisions are from Jet and which are from Sam.
Jet invites scrutiny due to his behavior. Riding the high of season 1's success he was insufferable and demeaning towards fans (and Hassle) and seemed to have it in his head season 2 would be at least as successful by default.
Season 2 happens and to no one's surprise he has seemingly done minimal prep and suddenly he's not talking shit to viewers because he looks like the incompetent loser he is. If they do another season and Sam keeps Jet in his current role it's honestly a slap in the face to the fans, Jet consistently fails to deliver and actively sabotages good things on the show.
They also like to pretend Sam is some genius coming up with all these ideas for the show when both during season 1 and 2 if he runs out of ideas he will lazily just ask people on twitter what to do next but since it's Sam you can't call that out for being lazy you have to default to calling Jet a piece of shit wigger again.
People make fun of Sam all the time for it and Sam knows it. Those tweets are effectively a running gag at this point.

I missed it the other night, what was so bad about production staff's lil party at the bar the other night? Something about patting themselves on the back?
I didn't think anything of it but from what I gathered people were pissed that the crew seems to be giving themselves a pat on the back after one of the most boring days and a rocky season overall. I understand where they're coming from, especially because they played around with the fish a bit after strictly enforcing curfew and even invited Trish to the bar. Then the fish were all up again but not doing anything so FOMO will set back in for a lot of people.
Jet or Ben should have had public perception in mind with the crew hanging out at the bar and basically being the only thing to watch on the show, it can easily come off as them taking the spotlight from the fish. I'm sure it's been rough for the crew but that isn't what viewers care about.


Generally speaking, this season is rough and Jet has proven he's incompetent. When he's in charge, he tends to involve himself a lot. When Sam is present, Jet rarely says a word, not even over TTS. Seems like he's more focused on having fun than running a successful show and when his boss is around he can't get up to his usual shenanigans without getting in trouble.
What has Jet done this season to help move it along in a positive direction for anyone but himself? Has he done anything to increase profits or boost/retain viewership? These are questions he should be asking himself.
 
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Has anything interesting happened today? I haven't been tuning in today after last night.
If you watch pre-tank footage of him you see he's still spergy. His "act" is just a different flavor of tism.
Yeah, his sister confirmed that he is playing up some on the show but that he more or less acts just as spergy in real life and talks nonstop about the same subjects over and over again like he does on the show.
 
crazy idea but sam should demote or replace jet with Vance and maybe josie.
i would think Vance might be able to do a better job then jet (low bar to pass i know) and would have a good perspective from both sides of the camera, and i think Josie could be good for encouraging people to stay as they get tormented.

as much as i disliked yea vance from s1 i think he might be able to do it.
 
They finally did it after the TTS ban leak. Of course it could be shitty web devs but they literally replaced cole.png with her image. When i went to block the rule it created:

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Just went to check and Cole's image is still there for me and Taylor's is nowhere to be found, I think its just the site being garbage.
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Shoulda just hired Letty to be the idea guy....
she probably said no. Letty has too much pride/laziness to join Sam. plus the immigrant stuff. Which i find more odd, whats stopping nick or sam from hiring her to run the online store or some other bullshit job that would sound good to immigration and have her real job be to work on the show.
 
crazy idea but sam should demote or replace jet with Vance and maybe josie.
i would think Vance might be able to do a better job then jet (low bar to pass i know) and would have a good perspective from both sides of the camera, and i think Josie could be good for encouraging people to stay as they get tormented.

as much as i disliked yea vance from s1 i think he might be able to do it.
I think Jet has higher potential than Vance for the role but he needs to be humbled and grow up. That may be asking too much, I know. I cannot fathom Vance convincingly manipulating people or dealing with more chaotic situations on the fly better than Jet, however.
Josie would probably be decent for ideas, something she personally stresses with her own streams, and doing repetitive tasks. Best kept behind the scenes, she's not going to sincerely keep people motivated to stay or reel people back in unless she makes serious gains in social confidence.

Gotta say, I think Vance and Josie have done a good job staying in their lane as crew when they're upstairs.
 
she probably said no. Letty has too much pride/laziness to join Sam. plus the immigrant stuff. Which i find more odd, whats stopping nick or sam from hiring her to run the online store or some other bullshit job that would sound good to immigration and have her real job be to work on the show.
Correct me if I'm wrong here but didn't Letty go totally offline since all the shit about her name happened?
 
Asian pedophile could have "caused them s lot of trouble" but black convict is allowed.
Disappointed.
Hasn't it been proven that Simmons wasn't a pedo? Sure he's a weirdo content-stealing faggot chink, but the egregious parts of his book was because his English was so weak and he's so autistic he mashed together two separate youtube videos about how camp counselors should deal with minor camp attendees fooling around with each other with another video about the social and professional intricacies of camp counselors dating other camp counselors.

I could be wrong, but I think it's buried somewhere in this massive thread.
 
Hasn't it been proven that Simmons wasn't a pedo? Sure he's a weirdo content-stealing faggot chink, but the egregious parts of his book was because his English was so weak and he's so autistic he mashed together two separate youtube videos about how camp counselors should deal with minor camp attendees fooling around with each other with another video about the social and professional intricacies of camp counselors dating other camp counselors.

I could be wrong, but I think it's buried somewhere in this massive thread.
Yeah, I believed he plagiarized instructions on how to groom minors. Which, to be honest, serves the chink right. It is hilarious that Dick Masterson thought the minor grooming stuff was fine before it even came out it was just stolen content.
 
I think a big thing that is killing tension this season is that they went with and 70s theme and provided the fish with clothes rather than allowing them to bring in and wear their own personal stuff.
They're not going to really care if someone messes with the clothes provided for them as they're not theirs.
Yeah, but from a liability standpoint, if you damage an attendees personal belongings, you can be held financially responsible for replacing them. Better to just hit Goodwill and buy a bunch of old clothes and have that cost up front rather than the headache of negotiating a fair replacement cost and cutting a check afterwards.
I missed it the other night, what was so bad about production staff's lil party at the bar the other night? Something about patting themselves on the back?
Because it breaks audience immersion. You can't complain about the fish constantly doing that shit when staff comes up and has a decompression session/afterparty on camera during the middle of the run after the fish are asleep. Keep that shit in the basement. It's what its there for.
 
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