Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[JaneThough]

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Troons are so ridiculous and will put up any delusion to rationalize their poor choices. His dad is giving him good advice on trying to fit in rather than being a coomer and outcast from society.

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I feel like part of the reason some troons decide to become a woman is because it’s more acceptable to abuse women if you’re a “woman” than as a man. The ick factor is so high and no one wants to be called “transphobic” for complaining a tranny hits women.

This is so weird, because I would never ever expect any man in my life to hit another woman, even if she hit me. This is the weirdest attitude.

 

[Fapcop]

Gotta love the trigger warning for swearing and mentioning surgery, calling them snowflakes is such a cliché at this point, but it fits so well. These doods have absolutely no bloody idea what male socialization is like. We don't tiptoe around things like this. We don't preempt what we want to say with a warning that someone's feefees may get the hurtsies. This is such a feminine thing to do. The username is quite the gem as well. The complete lack of capitalization and punctuation pisses me off quite a bit though.

Yup.

A lot of these chicks seem to have some awareness that they’re not actually men, but whether they’re cognizant of it, or explain it away with buzzwords isn’t always clear.

“Doom to patriarchy”?! While you lobbed off your tits and claim you’re “a man”?!?

What’s next? A representative of the chosen tribe wearing a “GAS ALL JEWS” t shirt?!

It’s all so brain dead and performative.

While MTF’s are obviously in it for the coom, these crazy chicks all act like the world is a stage for their private little school play.

It gotta hurt like a MF when they hit 25 and realize it’s real life and nobody is applauding.

 

[Metal Slime 20x6]

Gotta love the trigger warning for swearing and mentioning surgery, calling them snowflakes is such a cliché at this point, but it fits so well. These doods have absolutely no bloody idea what male socialization is like. We don't tiptoe around things like this. We don't preempt what we want to say with a warning that someone's feefees may get the hurtsies. This is such a feminine thing to do. The username is quite the gem as well. The complete lack of capitalization and punctuation pisses me off quite a bit though.

What I don't understand is on the couple troon Mastodon servers I've lurked in, their selfies are all spoilered and labeled "CW: selfie/eye contact." They're not even NSFW images, just normal selfies (well, as normal as a troon selfie can be). It's whole groups of MTFs doing this too, not FTMs.

What could possibly be so triggering about seeing another person's face? Must be another sign that they're all just severe autists.

 

[Evilronald]

Gotta love the trigger warning for swearing and mentioning surgery, calling them snowflakes is such a cliché at this point, but it fits so well. These doods have absolutely no bloody idea what male socialization is like. We don't tiptoe around things like this. We don't preempt what we want to say with a warning that someone's feefees may get the hurtsies. This is such a feminine thing to do. The username is quite the gem as well. The complete lack of capitalization and punctuation pisses me off quite a bit though.

I feel like butch lesbians are more manly than pooners are. They have literally 0 idea how men actually work and when they think they pass it’s only because men don’t really pay enough attention to care what gender they are.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

I love how the immediate advice from these freaks is to cut ties with the family.

Cults encourage the cutting of ties from people who don’t support the cult, because such people risk piercing the inductee’s delusions.

Like what level of delusion does it take to think any country would accept you above people fleeing actual war, actual life-endangering persecution, or actual famine?

Literal first world problems. If you spend all your time online talking to other hysterical troons, I suppose you can convince yourself that the biggest danger is being a middle-class person not being allowed your titty pills.

Is it possible to deport the troons to Canada? I’d pay for their flight there. They can be great additions to society like Yaniv.

Deport them to the countries the refugees are coming from. Everyone wins.

 

[Evilronald]

Your health insurance dollars at work. Frankenstein monster to Frankenstein monster the first one was more believable than the after pic.

 

[PetiteFeet]

Wonders if he’s clockable. I dunno man, maybe it’s the fivehead, facial bone structure, stringy dangerhair, and trans accessories/clothes that give it away?

Jesus fucking Christ please spoiler your jumpscares, man. I thought we had to mark AI generated horrors.

 

[Jacknife]

I just learned a new way to fuck with troons.
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That is just a humblebrag

I feel like if they just got a boyfriend and a good fucking they would be cured. A lot of this is being autistic mixed with the standard neuroticism women have.

Could be, certainly seems to work for women who claim that they are asexual.

What do you wanna do with mtfs?
I think getting a job would help a lot of the young ones.

 

[Evilronald]

That is just a humblebrag

Could be, certainly seems to work for women who claim that they are asexual.

What do you wanna do with mtfs?
I think getting a job would help a lot of the young ones.

I think the ones who are confused and haven’t taken hormones need to make some friends and lift weights. The ones who got the surgery and hormones get the rope because they’re all groomers and too far to be saved.

 

[deermeat]

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Your health insurance dollars at work. Frankenstein monster to Frankenstein monster the first one was more believable than the after pic.

"Beauty is pain and this is the journey".
He said the quiet part out loud. At the end of the day, all troons care about is their image. It's as shallow as can be.

 

[Gar For Archer]

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Your health insurance dollars at work. Frankenstein monster to Frankenstein monster the first one was more believable than the after pic.

First pic actually kind of passes as a shapeless fat woman, second pic is just uncanny valley. Forget about passing as female, it barely passes as human.

 

[monstrous bubo]

Your health insurance dollars at work. Frankenstein monster to Frankenstein monster the first one was more believable than the after pic.

That nose job is so off. The shortened perky tip now makes the nostrils disproportionately large and with a weird curve down in profile. All those photos look like he’s on a mortician’s slab. Also, beauty is not pain. It is a joy forever. This however is not beauty. It is a plain man becoming a plain man with some scars.

 

[Terffals]

That nose job is so off. The shortened perky tip now makes the nostrils disproportionately large and with a weird curve down in profile. All those photos look like he’s on a mortician’s slab. Also, beauty is not pain. It is a joy forever. This however is not beauty. It is a plain man becoming a plain man with some scars.

“Beauty is truth, truth beauty” - Keats

That’s why trannies are all ugly, they embrace falsehood.

 

[Things Once Remembered]

"Beauty is pain and this is the journey".
He said the quiet part out loud. At the end of the day, all troons care about is their image. It's as shallow as can be.

This ties in with why they hate "chasers". As best I can understand, tranny chasers are people who know that they're freaks and are somehow attracted to the Hon's status of a man made horror. The troon does not like this, because they are either gay and want to pass well enough to trick otherwise straight men, or they're an incel who things lesbians will totally be into his girldick/axewound.

Someone wanting to fuck them for being a disgusting degenerate means acknowledging they're a disgusting degenerate.

 

[Geraldine]

So the one sort of person who really is attracted to troons is the one sort of person they will not have.

 

[Point and Laugh]

I feel like butch lesbians are more manly than pooners are. They have literally 0 idea how men actually work and when they think they pass it’s only because men don’t really pay enough attention to care what gender they are.

Most normal straight women have a far better understanding of what men are like, even when there’s things we’d rather not know. Pooners seem like they’ve never met one or seen men interact IRL. It’s weird as hell.

 

[Peaches the Wonder Cat]

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That push up bra isn't helping one bit.

 

[Susanna]

That push up bra isn't helping one bit.

It always baffles me how some of them just can't seem to understand that they need a wig. Yeah I'm sure the estrogen made your hair loss less bad, but when your forehead already stretches past the back of your ears you're clearly long past the point of recovery. Even that priest-mayor or whatever he was managed to figure out how to wear a wig, and he wasn't even properly a tranny, just some weird weekend crossdressing enthusiast.

Good hair is ten times more important for passing than cleavage, and exceptionally few trannies ever seem to understand that.

 

[DavidS877]

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Where can I find dresses that will fit...

 

[Little Bill]

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I swear shit like this has to be a troll. Still hilarious as fuck though.