Trainwreck ArchivistBecks / 8bitBecca / RemembrancerMx / Yonah Bex Gerber / Rebecca Marie Hernandez-Gerber - The Unhappiest Bitch on Earth. Used a Cancer Scare to Raise Money for a Disneyworld Trip. Collects Identities and Minority Labels Like They're Pokémon; Retired at 36 because of Self-Diagnosed PCOS

[CalderaScar]

My tinfoil hat theory: they're using a surrogate. I feel like we would have been inundated with horrific prego-porn from Bex if she was actually carrying Hannah; the fact that the only proof we have of this pregnancy is an ultrasound makes me deeply suspicious.

 

[proteus4994]

My tinfoil hat theory: they're using a surrogate. I feel like we would have been inundated with horrific prego-porn from Bex if she was actually carrying Hannah; the fact that the only proof we have of this pregnancy is an ultrasound makes me deeply suspicious.

What a ridiculous conspiracy theory. You can clearly see from her pictures that she’s gained wei…..hmm…actually never mind, you might be right.

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

Ugh guys it's so awful that baby Hannah won't move, because it's going to cost more weed money. Hannah's a little bitch for costing mom like this! Becky didn't update her followers to tell them this all turned out ok, but it obviously did because she's back six hours later, subtweeting her doghoused cucks:



Of course, no "is the baby moving?" scare can stop Becky from flicking her bean to the thought of dying when California refuses to let her get a medically necessary abortion:

 

[Tragi-Chan]

My tinfoil hat theory: they're using a surrogate. I feel like we would have been inundated with horrific prego-porn from Bex if she was actually carrying Hannah; the fact that the only proof we have of this pregnancy is an ultrasound makes me deeply suspicious.

With most people, I would dismiss this as baseless speculation, but Becky lies about everything, even things that you should never lie about, even things that can be easily checked. So it is possible.

Considering this hypothesis, there are a couple of other points that should be borne in mind.

1. Having a baby has significant physical effects. Becky is a hypochondriac, yet she hasn’t taken the opportunity to wail about morning sickness, joint pain or any of the other myriad specific complaints she could justifiably claim.

2. Becky is also a spoiled bitch, yet we haven’t seen her complaining that she can’t gorge herself on any of the many things that pregnant women are not allowed.

Not saying that I agree with the hypothesis, but I would not be shocked.

Becky didn't update her followers to tell them this all turned out ok, but it obviously did because she's back six hours later, subtweeting her doghoused cucks:

Is she talking about the cucks or the Latina maids she pays to do the housework? Either way, it’s been a long time since she’s done any housework.

Of course, no "is the baby moving?" scare can stop Becky from flicking her bean to the thought of dying when California refuses to let her get a medically necessary abortion:

“I have to spend thousands on IVF! I’ve had 2764553 miscarriages! Getting pregnant is so hard! But also, what if I need an abortion?”

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

Becky just can't stop thinking about how much everyone wants her to die during birth and how the cucks want to replace her with a younger and more attractive mate, but she has to displace it onto Republicans.

 

[Mayhem]

The way Becky and others (including, but not limited to, Polissa) talk about abortion rights is so narcissistic and degrading. It also makes women who are pro-choice sound like lunatics. No, there won’t be a mass death of women if abortion doesn’t exist, but abortion decreases suffering and ensures that every child is a wanted child. These cows can’t conceive of any argument past their own navel-gazing.

 

[Panzerfrau]

Becky just can't stop thinking about how much everyone wants her to die

Not a republican but I mean... wouldn't that be better for Hannah?

 

[melty]

I'm still half expecting her to show up with a baby reborn doll or another "miscarriage". This whole thing has been shady as fuck.

 

[CastrationFrustration]

I'm still half expecting her to show up with a baby reborn doll or another "miscarriage". This whole thing has been shady as fuck.

Either that or CalderaScar's theory that Becky is using a surrogate. A lot of what Becky has posted about the pregnancy (like the thing about the possibility of not getting pain management) don't make logical sense. (Then again, when does anything she's posted make logical sense?)

Speaking of Becky's general whining, some more "I'm a woman but I need a label for oppression points" and "if everyone doesn't drop what they're doing immediately to help me with this baby, they're the problem."

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

I’m actually pretty surprised she hasn’t been spamming belly pics. The one in her underwear could have just been a beer belly. I half expected those extravagant milk bath maternity photos or some equivalent. Either way it is interesting that she hasn’t been pregposting since the photos of her hugging the toilet.

Really gets the noggin joggin. Anyway here’s bex fainting on her couch about how you should feel sorry for her because she has a mortgage, and lamenting the costs to have some weird 3-way birth certificate. Also nightmare patient incoming. “Even polyamory can’t fix the economy”

 

[CastrationFrustration]

I’m actually pretty surprised she hasn’t been spamming belly pics. The one in her underwear could have just been a beer belly. I half expected those extravagant milk bath maternity photos or some equivalent. Either way it is interesting that she hasn’t been pregposting since the photos of her hugging the toilet.

Really gets the noggin joggin. Anyway here’s bex fainting on her couch about how you should feel sorry for her because she has a mortgage, and lamenting the costs to have some weird 3-way birth certificate. Also nightmare patient incoming. “Even polyamory can’t fix the economy”
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I'm positive she's lying about the "issue" with the birth certificate. Because if the father of your child is not the man you're legally married to, the only thing that the legal husband has to do is sign off his paternity rights (since some or all? states assume the husband is the father) and then the actual bio father is able to put his name on the birth certificate. It's not a complicated or expensive process by any means.

 

[melty]

New tinfoil: its a phantom pregnancy. She thought she was pregnant and went in for an ultrasound, but it showed negative. She's grifting though, and that's why all the baby preparation is superficial stuff and it all seems so suspicious.

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

I'm positive she's lying about the "issue" with the birth certificate. Because if the father of your child is not the man you're legally married to, the only thing that the legal husband has to do is sign off his paternity rights (since some or all? states assume the husband is the father) and then the actual bio father is able to put his name on the birth certificate. It's not a complicated or expensive process by any means.

They are going to have three parents on the birth certificate, which is much more complicated and generally requires legal representation. Not many women are clever enough to get two men on the hook for child support, but Bex is truly exceptional.

Kudos to Daniel for finding a temp gig that doesn't give him even a single day off for the birth of his first child. Becky staring terrified into a world where she actually has to care for her own newborn is a very fun way to start 2024.

 

[AnOminous]

They are going to have three parents on the birth certificate, which is much more complicated and generally requires legal representation. Not many women are clever enough to get two men on the hook for child support, but Bex is truly exceptional.

I hope she sues them all and takes them for everything they're worth for the rest of their lives. Those worthless fat slug cucks.

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

I hope she sues them all and takes them for everything they're worth for the rest of their lives. Those worthless fat slug cucks.

You know, they’d deserve it too. Her first husband with the rich family wasn’t good enough to pass on the cuckgenes but you know beck had to get him on the hook for the espn dollars. Would Jackson’s family have to put special financial protections in place for like a BPD bitch block kind of deal?

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

Becky cannot stop her ceaseless drive for negative attention to cry about. Now she plans to ask every person who comes into her hospital room to mask because of course even though zero healthy newborns have ever died of covid, Hannah is very special and must be treated with deference.

I'm sure Becky will use the mask excuse to isolate Hannah whenever she doesn't feel like taking her out.

 

[unexpected onions]

Baby might have breathing issues because of the drugs that she refuses to stop taking for a little while but that's fine, her own comfort is more important.

 

[Free the Pedos]

What if Becky ends up in the law books as being one of the parties in the first three way divorce and custody battle?

 

[anliteralidiot]

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Baby might have breathing issues because of the drugs that she refuses to stop taking for a little while but that's fine, her own comfort is more important.

How weird. It's almost like she was warned about her medicines effecting her baby.

She makes MATI, for real.

 

[Frosted Snowflakes]

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Becky just can't stop thinking about how much everyone wants her to die during birth and how the cucks want to replace her with a younger and more attractive mate, but she has to displace it onto Republicans.

A good friend of mine I know for a long time is a Republican and a soldier that came back from a war, and he would find Becky's claims a load of horseshit because he has a wife and children to support.