Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

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Duration of Rehab Saga Mk. IV

  • < 1WK

    Votes: 308 20.8%
  • < 3 WK

    Votes: 432 29.2%
  • < 6WK

    Votes: 216 14.6%
  • Completed Successfully

    Votes: 524 35.4%

  • Total voters
    1,480
Wow. He was at 6k with 1.50 min left in the clip. so he lost the $6000 over a period of 110 seconds, that’s a loss of $55 per second. Jesus.
unironically throwing wads of cash in the street of a city and recording for views would be a better use of this money, and have a better return on investment. would also be more memorable.
 
It's too bad his parents put up with this nonsense for what ever reasons but if he was out at a real casino anywhere the boot and trespassed permanently would soon come. One would think this online gaming is even more rigged than the real slot machines?
 
i dont get the appeal
he's like those boomers who play slots at vegas casinos, mindlessly throwing cash at the machine and pulling the lever. a sad addict ruining his life, but there's nothing funny or entertaining about it imo
You should catch a stream live in Keno Kasino. The reason why people think the BMJ thread is slow is because of it. We'd be on page 1100 if it wasn't for Sneedchat.

This man-child is stuck in a loop Groundhog Day style. He loses it all day in, day out. He has loans out the ass. He smokes crack and stays up 48 hours in a row watching the purple squares turn green. All day, every day. Even on New Years and Christmas. It's an endless stream of content. Infinite milk glitch.

He slept through FUCKING THANKSGIVING DAY because he needed his crack slumber.
 
i dont get the appeal
he's like those boomers who play slots at vegas casinos, mindlessly throwing cash at the machine and pulling the lever. a sad addict ruining his life, but there's nothing funny or entertaining about it imo
He is immature to the point that it becomes endearing, he is 28 but talks and acts like he is 8. All his jokes are literally "ur mum lol". He occasionally smashes electronics like his headphones or his keyboard. He is the essence of an oldschool lolcow. No politics, just pure stupidity and tard rage.

Plus hanging out with other Kiwis in the Keno Casino chat as he is losing and tard raging is a great experience, would recommend.

EDIT: I didn't vote for Austin or Rackets, I didn't vote for anyone. The lolcow sphere is vast, I can't just pick one.
 
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It's too bad his parents put up with this nonsense for what ever reasons
His mom will because that bitch is retarded. His dad obviously wants him out but he wont kick him out because of his BossmanMom. Ratdad is at his tipping point I believe, he is making more cameos on his streams with an attitude, that's why I am predicting 2024 we will have the homeless arc on our hands. Living streaming on his Iphone on the streets, begging for juice and gambling on his phone while smoking crack under a cardboard box.
 
i dont get the appeal
he's like those boomers who play slots at vegas casinos, mindlessly throwing cash at the machine and pulling the lever. a sad addict ruining his life, but there's nothing funny or entertaining about it imo

Basically these games, and gambling in general, pray on the reward system in the middle of your brain that has the ability to push out a bunch of dopamine. In games like Slots and Keno where it's practically random when players win their brain will dump a bunch of dopamine out causing you to feel great. This of course will lead to the player to continue play to get that same dopamine release. It's honestly quite fascinating.
 
This dude multiplies his money a lot, is it that common in gambling to end up with more money than you started with just to gamble it all away?
Actually no, that's one of the more interesting things about BMJ as big of a fucking loser as he is he actually has above average luck for a gambler and especially for a slots player.
 
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Kick was shitting bricks hard earlier and it logged Bossman out while he was trying to setup his stream. I clipped this as the look on his face is priceless when the Kick login page glitches out and he thinks he's banned
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:story: Austin thinks he's banned but still speaking to chat like normal
 
This dude multiplies his money a lot, is it that common in gambling to end up with more money than you started with just to gamble it all away?
Yes, because the same insane high variance play style that leads to the streaks he has (jacking up the bet size as he wins more) also leads to huge streaks in the opposite direction. There's only one way to end with an extremely limited bankroll and that's broke again in a few minutes.
Actually no, that's one of the more interesting things about BMJ as big ad a fucking loser as he is he actually has above average luck for a gambler and especially a slots player.
There's no such thing as luck. Nobody has supernatural good luck. Everyone gets what they're going to get in the long run, but the way BMJ plays guarantees there will be no long run.
 
I wonder if Bossman's signature Head Rub is a crack tic or a subconscious self-comfort from his mom and the times she's done that to him after he lost it all.
He's self stimming (stimulating) its something all retards do. He is extremely under developed mentally...and liek you said the crack.
Wow the gambling addict won a bunch of money and then immediately lost it? Must be a day ending in Y.
No it is always a day that ends in Y, Stalker Child, Enjoy Prison.
 
This dude multiplies his money a lot, is it that common in gambling to end up with more money than you started with just to gamble it all away?
If the house is not rigged, it's simple statistic points in your favor. So if your chances to win are just, let's say 45% percent, on a long enough timeline you will lose everything, but if you literally "beat the odds" and win on disadvantageous odds, yes you can multiply your money really fast. Here's the catch, though, and you can see it on tape. When a gambling addict gets on a good roll, he gets an insatiable dopamine rush, that will make him keep playing until the odds turn against him and lose everything. Bossman's rushes when going up are the most fun. I think it might be more addictive than crack.
 
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