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Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter
>put the pause on the home gym project because we were going back to our regular gym again
spend 4 figures on equipment at home just to continue spending 75 a month (pretty expensive for a gym membership tbh) on the commercial gym anyway
what an absolute retard lmao
Typical for people like Pat though. Spend a lot on a gym membership so that you feel like you're doing something for your fitness and then proceed to not actually go there because the feeling you wanted is already there.
No S.T.A.L.K.E.R. it is you who is an exclusion Zone
I did not grind psydogs into pepperoni in Agroprom underground, you are mistaken
enjoy radiation poisoning, S.T.A.L.K.E.R.
Between Biden tweets, Pat likes to riff. Bad pun, he didn't need the second part, nobody knows that the lead actor is named Alan Ritchson, random violence.
He REALLY wants to get paid by Biden.
His engagement is terrible, those days are long over, and he's a loose cannon - he had to throw "Nazi" in there despite Biden not saying it.
Time and time again people say "if only Jen stopped responding, the Pest would go away and it would all go back to normal overnight". Disregarding her debt and all the rest, until a while ago I used to agree that if she somehow stopped being an asshole (ie, became an entirely different person) and Ona left her alone, she could eventually have a normal life.
But now I think we have reached critical mass, making even that an impossibility. I'm saying that because for the first time I'm witnessing a future Jenposter being born without even interacting with her or even with a Pest. I'm talking direct human-> human Jeninfection here, no intermediate Pest or New Zealand Bird-Plant hybrid host needed. Let's observe it together, shall we?
A random person makes a reasonable statement, which means - by definition at this point - there's a Jen tweet stating the complete opposite:
A random average person has the ability to think for themselves, and of course, our friend expresses the only natural response to Jen: sarcasm and disgust.
Jen might be in the clear though: not only is our rando a fan of comedy, he's a also a writer and a Mustang fanatic as well! If this guy doesn't like Jen, who will?
Unfortunately for Jennifer, her internet footprint is so absurdly long and, well... absurd, that her presence is just no longer needed to make people hate her:
Quick interjection: I'll concede that Smith and Leslie are not 100% civilians at this point, but they're nowhere near Stalkers, so I believe the point of my post still stands. But that they are not Kiwi/Owen just makes their takes even funnier imo:
Back to our story, just from listening to other people, our rando shows us he instantly realizes Jen is something special:
Off topic, but the fact some random person from the internet can make the Chris-Chan connection that fast just shows how close of the perfect idea of a lolcow Patrick is. Dammit, our boy post-transition girl should have won the Julays! I demand vote recount!
His response? I love Pat, Jesus Christ he's perfect
I've posted this before, but Mr.Smith's take here is on point.
Our new friend is introduced to a few of the Patsonas Jensonas. If his reaction doesn't prove my point Jen will NEVER escape her internet footprint, I don't know what will:
I hear ya, Mr. Smith, I hear ya...
Finally, Phase 1 of the FatBug is about to be completed.
And there we have it, the first stage of an organic, Human-to-Human JenPoster infection, observed in the wild and without any tampering! I Hope you guys enjoyed being taken back to that moment when you first heard of Fat, and were too dazed to realize you had just passed through the point of no return.
I don't even know why I bother stating the obvious, but Patrick is lying.
The more easily provable his lies are, the more he does it. I really don't get it. Even explaining it as "well, he's a retard" is not enough, because in that case he'd lie equally about things that are easy and hard to disprove. But no his ODD brain just likes the dumbest lies the most.
I don't follow Fatrick almost at all, and have never been this thread, so maybe someone has already looked into this, but did I stumble upon an alt on youtube, or just an orbiter?
I don't follow Fatrick almost at all, and have never been I'm this thread, so maybe someone has already looked into this, but did I stumble upon an alt on youtube, or just an orbiter?
Strange, I'll look into it if I can. It can just be a coincidence, of course... but what I can tell you right now is that Marcus Aurelius in the name of a Roman Emperor, and that very possible (but not yet confirmed) Pat alt also had a roman name:
Edit: It could be an issue with Nitter, but neither marcusaurelius777 or the other people in that pic are there anymore. Yet, Nitter seems to be working just fine besides that. Very weird indeed. Hopefully someone finds the answer to that mistery.
Edit2: nevermind I'm retarded, it's a youtube channel, not Twitter lol fuck Pat for making me forget there are other less idiotic platforms out there. Jesus I'm dumb.
And there we have it, the first stage of an organic, Human-to-Human JenPoster infection, observed in the wild and without any tampering! I Hope you guys enjoyed being taken back to that moment when you first heard of Fat, and were too dazed to realize you had just passed through the point of no return.
I don't follow Fatrick almost at all, and have never been this thread, so maybe someone has already looked into this, but did I stumble upon an alt on youtube, or just an orbiter? View attachment 5616140
6 days ago he published dishonored game footage and there's no way he has the time to do that since he's such a busy author and spends all day childing stlakers
I don't follow Fatrick almost at all, and have never been this thread, so maybe someone has already looked into this, but did I stumble upon an alt on youtube, or just an orbiter? View attachment 5616140
I thought as much, and generally assumed it was just a copycat from ONA just having fun, but figured I'd check to see if I had stumbled upon an avenue of alts for a nice new bit of fun.
