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[Cobson Gemson]

This guy posts in whatever the fuck r/limerence is oh apparently it means he really wants to be poly but he's too much of a beta

Limerence is like a parasocial relationship, but more retarded. This is an actual phenomenon, as far as it seems. It's basically excessive romantic daydreaming under a different term.

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

Wish I could rate this guy “bitter.” It’s r/roastme, not r/projectontome.

I agree. It could have been fine but has too many incel cliches like muh cock carousel, "settling for a beta provider" etc. and assuming women somehow don't have to pay for weed if they are pretty.

 

[Peaches the Wonder Cat]

TLDR: Average Redditor acts like a complete weirdo creep at work. Starts crying in the lunchroom over cookies. Just as he thought all was well, THAT DUMB WHORE BROKE HIS HEART by going to HR.

All hope is not lost though, he had a plan to regain her friendship!

He's not just an average Redditor. He's a mod.

He started working for Amazon in early October and must have immediately started stalking this poor woman:

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/JtoHL

 

[Rent Tin]

Follow up to this post: https://kiwifarms.hk/threads/reddit-general.8257/page-1345#post-17452149

The tranny is now mad that Montana is requiring proof-of-age for people to access PornHub.



I wonder if he's going to go shoot up his local school like the other troons?

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/hn0g1

He's celebrating minimum wage being raised because he works at Krispy Kreme lmao.


This follow-up comment by a random redditor is true so it was downvoted.

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/TC6OM

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Kind of, but it isn't really grounded in social justice, it's just garden variety post-feminism which in simple terms can be summed up as female prerogative.

Aren't all SJWs feminists though?

 

[Astin Soul]

redditors are such losers i really dislike them. they think they are so smart and superior but most of them are low wage, middle aged overweight losers who dont go outside

 

[White_N]

They got themselves into a real pickle

https://www.reddit.com/r/europe/comments/18qflnh/last_night_at_the_proeuropean_protests_in_belgrade/

 

[teriyakiburns]

Well this sub is a doozy, nice find. For all you normal people out there, "limerence" is a made up reddit word for "obsession".

Limerence is a real, fairly rare psychological disorder. The term's popularity on reddit is the result of sub-70 iq redditors self-diagnosing to cover for their creepy behaviours. The word loses all meaning in the process, like "euphoria", or whatever other word Reddit latches on to for self-validation.

There's also the fact that the UK is vastly overrepresented when it comes to anything to do with "Long COVID", for anyone who doubts it's (nearly) all in the mind.

The media here, especially the BBC, developed an obsession with "long covid" fairly early on, because it gave them a convenient hook to hang endless scary headlines from. All they cared about was maintaining the public's attention, while agitating for more lockdowns and other intrusions.

 

[Elwood P. Dowd]

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AITAH for telling my brother that what happened to him doesn't count as rape?

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(self.AITAH)
submitted 14 hours ago by Melodic_lover9385
My (19F) brother (25M) had been dating this girl (20F) Leena, who is a trans girl, is just all casual dates and everything and they didn't actually had sex or something like that until some days ago.
So, his friends didn't knew that Leena was trans cause she cispass but one day my brother accidentally told them he met her trans friend group and every one of them looked at him as he just said a slur or something like that but they didn't touch the topic again.
That was until his last date with her, he was planning on actually asking her to be his girlfriend formally but his friends started to call him "gay" "f@g" and other things that you might imagine what it could it be, so he got pretty insecure but still went to that date.
From what he told me is that he didn't got the chance to ask her but they were going to have intimacy and in the middle he again got insecure and he really did asked himself if it made him gay, Leena noticed that he got uncomfortable and she was the one who asked him to stop and tried to comfort him, from his OWN words she even got dressed and got put at 2A.M while it was freezing just to get him a candy to make him feel better, she was literally so nice and everything.
But he started telling his friends that she (Tho with his friends he started to call her "he") forced him to have intimacy or it would make him transphobic and that she got mad when he stopped because he didn't wanted to and then his friends started to call her out even distorting my brother's version of the story and even calling her a child predator that made her delete all her social media.
She obviously broke up with my brother and he was really sad but again he got his selfish ass and told me that he was actually doing her a favor on not breaking up with her even though she "raped" him.
To clarify I was really annoyed with him already and as someone who is part of the LGBTQIA+ community myself was upset that she got all those lies and hate just because some transphobics like to spread lies, so I yelled at him that he needs to re read the definition of rape because what happened with them that night was totally consent and she even stopped when he asked to, she was nothing but nice and attentive to him and he was not only making a false accusations that can also affect actual rape victims but ruining a person life, he then slapped me and left the house and hasn't come back since then.
People in my dms had been calling me "rape apologists" and that I'm only defending her cause I'm a lesbian so I am also part of the "Child predator cult" or something like that, I don't know if what I did was wrong but even my parents are mad at me and idk what to do, AITAH?

T / A

After reading this I can only conclude it is long past time for Jesus to return from the heavens on a fiery chariot. WTF.

 

[El Atrocidad]

pajeet to retarded to walk down stairs. Definitely moms rugs fault

>Fully grown man blames his mommy for him missing a step and falling
You know it's sad when even the other redditors are calling him out in the comment section.

 

[clipartfan92]

pajeet to retarded to walk down stairs. Definitely moms rugs fault

Local archive:

What's the deal with having two grills?

 

[Seafarer]

Remember the study that showed that "long covid," somehow, predominantly affects young women with previous diagnoses for anxiety or depression?

Isn't nature fascinating? How could the virus tell that?

There's also the fact that the UK is vastly overrepresented when it comes to anything to do with "Long COVID", for anyone who doubts it's (nearly) all in the mind.

In the same way that a placebo can be surprisingly effective in treating certain ailments, shouldn’t it be obvious that the opposite can be true as well? That if someone genuinely believes that they are sick with something, they will actually feel sick?

 

[BobbyBriggs69420]

if someone genuinely believes that they are sick with something, they will actually feel sick?

That's reddit in a nutshell. I start to feel little tinges of crit theory brain-aids if open up a tab, imagine what would happen if you willingly posted and participated there. That's just the exterior kinda, brain-aids comes for anyone who uses reddit even if it just for BBQ and power tools.

If you get inside to where they discuss having diseases & dysphorias and all kinds of other fashionable ailments, a lot of them choose to add on one or more of those to the brain-aids.

 

[Creative Username]

In the same way that a placebo can be surprisingly effective in treating certain ailments, shouldn’t it be obvious that the opposite can be true as well? That if someone genuinely believes that they are sick with something, they will actually feel sick?

Yes, and it's called a "nocebo" for some fucking reason.

 

[Evil Peter Griffin]

Tranny gets kicked out of bathroom Archive


I thought this was fake cause it's reddit but then the tranny says he had a Switch and four DS's in his purse. Why? Are you going to play Zelda in a corner of the club? This is way to autistic too be a lie.

 

[Hamstirer]

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What's the deal with having two grills?

Maybe they like to party.

How do you properly embed videos like this? I'm on mobile and have tried a few different ways but can't seem to get it to work right or find a guide on how-to.

 

[DumbDude43]

Tranny gets kicked out of bathroom Archive

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I thought this was fake cause it's reddit but then the tranny says he had a Switch and four DS's in his purse. Why? Are you going to play Zelda in a corner of the club? This is way to autistic too be a lie.

>went to the bathrooom cause he had to piss
>naturally the first thing he does there is not take a piss, but take multiple selfies instead
trans moment

 

[Dante Alighieri]

Tranny gets kicked out of bathroom Archive

View attachment 5616047
I thought this was fake cause it's reddit but then the tranny says he had a Switch and four DS's in his purse. Why? Are you going to play Zelda in a corner of the club? This is way to autistic too be a lie.

Why the fuck does he have so many handhelds?

 

[AnOminous]

>naturally the first thing he does there is not take a piss, but take multiple selfies instead

Totally not a fetish though. It's not like any women would have complained that there's a smelly dude who looks homeless and crazy with a visible boner taking pictures of himself and practically jerking off in there.

 

[clipartfan92]

Maybe they like to party.

How do you properly embed videos like this? I'm on mobile and have tried a few different ways but can't seem to get it to work right or find a guide on how-to.

You have to download the file from reddit and then reupload it to the forum using the attach files button, just make sure to click the insert button on the thumbnail after it uploads to insert it into your post. On desktop, you can download the file from reddit using yt-dlp (there are also gui frontends if command line isn't appealing to you). If you're using Android, you can use Termux and a script to download to your phone, if you're on iPhone, good luck.