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Since we have been on the subject of Covid loonies here's a good one. It's not because I am fat and lazy that I don't exercise it's long Covid!
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But wait what's this in the comments?
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One of the (supposed) co-authors of the paper claims they have/had long Covid
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They cried while working on this paper lmao
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This guy posts in whatever the fuck r/limerence is oh apparently it means he really wants to be poly but he's too much of a beta
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His hobby is keeping ant colonies, and playing MTG lmao and he is a gluten free vegan of course.
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He also posts a fuck ton about Ukraine.

This probably isn't the guy posting on reddit but this is one of the co-authors
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Is that "starterpacks" subreddit full of "woke" hot takes?

Dafuqisdis? said:
Anime titays is not a female choice, so therefore it can clearly be attacked as bad.
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I think it's only with guys though: "lack of male choice" probably isn't seen as bad over there.
 
Was bored last night and wanted to see what I could find on Reddit that was entertaining. Took me less than ten minutes. Here's a story in two screenshots:
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Sorting by trending, r/askReddit continues to be a horny stream of conscious:

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The best screenshot I have from the past is from a post made years ago where a user was able to demonstrate most of the top posters of any major subreddit are bots. I think the screenshot is too big to post, so I've attached it to this post as reddit shills.png. The original post can be found here.

I posted a lot on Reddit during lockdown. All of the advice I see on Reddit is horrible when it comes to fields I'm knowledgeable or even a professional in. Correct or helpful answers are often downvoted because they are inconvenient answers or contradict certain things particular subs or Reddit as a whole accept as inalienable truths. I came to the realization most of Reddit is children roleplaying as adults and that really helps put into context most of the site and its users. For example:
  • r/legaladvice - in the US at least, answering a benign legal question can be considered legal representation. Unless it's some local community program, almost no lawyer gives free legal advice for a handful of reasons. I've seen outright wrong legal advice dolled out multiple times. Redditors regularly give legal advice in general without knowing where the person they are giving advice to even lives. You can stir up a lot of shit in just about any thread in any subreddit by doing this. You can pull a made up legal example out of your ass and people will agree with you and defend you as long your example makes them feel good.

    The r/bestoflegaladvice sub on the other hand is great and has actual lawyers regularly stunting on the r/legaladvice posters.

  • r/psychiatry and r/askpsychiatry - sometimes requires you to be a verified therapist or equivalent to post and answer peoples questions. Literally just find a picture of someone's creds on Google Image Search, print it out, take a picture, and viola! You'll be verified and able to give random Redditors free psychiatric advice and shitpost amongst mental health professionals... or just other people that also still own a printer in 2024.

  • r/guitar - I'll still sometimes sort by new and answer one off questions for people just getting started because it still feels helpful and constructive. I'm almost always told I'm an idiot and I have no idea what I'm talking about by someone for making a recommendation based on my personal experience of playing guitar for over fifteen years. If you look at the user's post history, if they're not a literal child, the subs they post on will absolutely give the impression that they are (recent communities being: transformers, fortnight, teenagers, mr. beast, etc).
 

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TLDR: Average Redditor acts like a complete weirdo creep at work. Starts crying in the lunchroom over cookies. Just as he thought all was well, THAT DUMB WHORE BROKE HIS HEART by going to HR.

All hope is not lost though, he had a plan to regain her friendship!
 
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TLDR: Average Redditor acts like a complete weirdo creep at work. Starts crying in the lunchroom over cookies. Just as he thought all was well, THAT DUMB WHORE BROKE HIS HEART by going to HR.

All hope is not lost though, he had a plan to regain her friendship!
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Well this sub is a doozy, nice find. For all you normal people out there, "limerence" is a made up reddit word for "obsession". It's full of batshit crazy women that really remind me of a place not too far from here.

What is the creepiest thing you have done due to limerence? (A)
OP confesses to stalking a girl after she rejected him but insists he's never going to "use" the info:
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My LO was a girl that was in my class at uni. I thought she was cute but never talked to her. I eventually cold approached after like 2 years of coincidentally having classes with her. Went on one date which seemingly went well. She stopped replying after planning the second date.
While Limerent some of the creepiest things I’ve done:
-Save close to 500 pictures/videos of her
-Keep tabs on those in her circle such as family and friends, all through social media and internet
-Figured out where LO lived from just pictures on social media and google street view
-After she moved back home from college I went to the house she lived at and walk/drive past it occasionally.
-Keep track of every dream that I’ve had with them in it
-I’ve been turned off to dating for over 3 years because I’m not attracted to anyone else besides LO
-Every week I go to the same city, restaurants, and parks that her and her friends post on their social media. To feel like I’m with her while there.
-Every major decision that I have made since has somehow and some way been directly related to my LO.
I see Limerence as a sickness that can be strongly tied with OCD and other mental health issues. I have no malicious intent and don’t plan on using this info. In any way. What do you all people do that is considered creepy or wierd while limerent?

Commenter says she's married a crazy man but does her best to one-up him in insanity:
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The most ridiculous multi-layered cake of limerence prize has to go to me and my husband. To get over my limerence for him after discovering his undying (“love” I called it, until I found this sub and now totally believe it’s limerence) for his ex, I transferred that limerence to someone else. When that guy blew me off/rejected/whatever you want to call it me (because he is still in love with HIS ex), I started stalking his ex’s instagram to see how I measured up (something I did hard core with my husband’s ex). So, I now stalk my LO’s ex using the fake instagram account my husband created to stalk his ex (he doesn’t know I have the password); it provides the perfect fake because my LO’s ex is a major thirst trap and the fake account is for some “hot single dad and proud of it.”
So, thanks honey for the fake account you created to stalk your ex more then a year after moving in with me! It sure helps to stalk the ex of the guy I became limerent over to try to detach from you after a year and a half of living with the truth about your feelings for me! K, love you drive safe home!

Insane bitch negs a cartel member into hateloving her and stays obsessed with him after he dies:
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1) i have saved all photos, videos, posts, reposts he posted on his social media accounts and screenshoted all comments, replies he made on social media, also i screenshoted all messages he sent to me
2) i have saved all songs he posted on his stories
3) i couldn't find his facebook account for some time so i managed to find all 6+ accounts of his friend and went to his facebook friend lists on all of his accounts which had 1000+ friends to find my LO
4) when i found his facebook account and learned his name i tried to find him on other social media, i found all of his siblings, girlfriend, aunts, uncles, cousins and friends
5) i made him hate me on purpuse because i could never be someone he loved so i wanted to be someone he hates the most so he could remember me forever since people remember negative things more than positive ones
6) i insulted him and his friend who he looked up to, over social media all the time since he gave me more attention that way and since it was more likely for him to remember me because of it, in the end i would say my plan worked because he remembered all specific shit i did a year ago (he had a lot of people messaging him all the time because he was a cartel member ("was" because he's dead now) and to remember me out of all those people felt like i just shot up heroin + i liked when he insulted me back)
7) even when he's dead i still look up his social media accounts almost daily even tho i have all of its content saved on my phone

User u/Ashleyisalone loves to hang out with her "current" target of obsession and his friends, without any of them knowing:
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For my current LO: 1. Whenever I am in the area I try to drive by his house(it helps that some of my family live not far.) 2. I have a fake account on his Facebook so I can look at all his pics and save them 3. I have massive amounts of pics of him saved on my phone and computer 4. I at one point, went to his amateur hockey teams games to watch him and I wore a disguise 5. Also stalk his Spotify so I can see what he listens to so I can use it in a conversation (he likes a lot of classic rock and nu metal, it’s good because I play guitar so I learned a lot of those songs before.) 6. Stalk all his family and Exs (and other female friends on social media) I am also friends with his brother and sister and some cousins and an aunt (that are from my home country Latvia , he’s Latvian American ) I also know where they live in there. 7. Almost sent him a later but thought that was a bit much. 8. Go out to certain places him and his friends hang out so I run into them sometimes or can watch from a far.
To no one's surprise Ashley is interested in Latvian (her stalking target's country) politics, emo, true crime and Sandy Hook, and claims to have CPTSD.
 
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holyhandgrenade said:
Since we have been on the subject of Covid loonies here's a good one. It's not because I am fat and lazy that I don't exercise it's long Covid!
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But wait what's this in the comments?
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One of the (supposed) co-authors of the paper claims they have/had long Covid
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They cried while working on this paper lmao
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This guy posts in whatever the fuck r/limerence is oh apparently it means he really wants to be poly but he's too much of a beta
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His hobby is keeping ant colonies, and playing MTG lmao and he is a gluten free vegan of course.
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He also posts a fuck ton about Ukraine.

This probably isn't the guy posting on reddit but this is one of the co-authors
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Lmao I read his name as "Tom Jerkoff" :)
 
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Remember the study that showed that "long covid," somehow, predominantly affects young women with previous diagnoses for anxiety or depression?

Isn't nature fascinating? How could the virus tell that?
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There's also the fact that the UK is vastly overrepresented when it comes to anything to do with "Long COVID", for anyone who doubts it's (nearly) all in the mind.
I remember the Italians setting up a special Long COVID clinic because they got spooked by some British papers, but it wasn't needed as the social contagion hadn't reached Italy.
 
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I wanted to find that post. I eventually found it, but had to search for it because that user submits multiple posts and comments Every. Day. They've made four pages worth of comments and posts within the last 24 hours... There's no way this person doesn't look like the human personification of gravy in waking life. Also saw this:

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Huh.

If he's posting every day, he's also looking at porn every day. Perfectly normal, perfectly healthy.

Makes me wonder what percentage of daily Reddit users DON'T have some form of pornography in their content stream.
 
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Pedos are deceptive and manipulative so i am inclined to think "I only did a Google search, honest to God!" isn't the full story here.
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Exactly. You see it all the time. There was a troon in the Sideshows thread who claimed he got a SA charge when "The bathroom stall door wasnt locked properly and he accidently fell on his coworker inside."

Which means you know he raped his coworker in the bathroom.

Sex offenders always lie and downplay their crimes. Our very own Kermit the Fag even calls his crimes "consent accidents".
 
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If I had to pick a post to sum up Reddit, this would definitely be a strong candidate:

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“STRONG NSFW”… Yeah, they literally blacked out the image, so someone wouldn’t get offended by accident.

An average Redditor responds, and of course sees “alt right” everywhere…
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Gotta love the obligatory disclaimer that he DOES NOT see a joke anywhere.

(It’s one of the funny things about Reddit, the amount of Redditors who habitually denounce whatever they’re posting about. Going “I don’t agree with this or find it funny….” Is like breathing to them at this point.)
 
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The quintessential r*ddit experience:
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>be the free speech board
>ban people for free speech
I can smell this mod in his gooncave from here. Hasn't seen sunlight in 5 years
 
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Rusty Metal Skull Gun said:
There's also the fact that the UK is vastly overrepresented when it comes to anything to do with "Long COVID", for anyone who doubts it's (nearly) all in the mind.
I remember the Italians setting up a special Long COVID clinic because they got spooked by some British papers, but it wasn't needed as the social contagion hadn't reached Italy.
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I think the UK long COVID social contagion is due to the heavily publicised, unfortunate case of Derek Draper, who died yesterday. He contracted COVID very early on in the pandemic, and was left hugely disabled.
 
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