DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
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It's been a while since Phil has whaled out at the beginning of the month. Interesting choice.

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He has to make up for that failure of a finish last month. Congrats once again, Phil!

It's been a while since Phil has whaled out at the beginning of the month. Interesting choice.

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How do you blow $600 in a day on a mobile game from the last update?! That’s legitimately insane.
 
These are the level of player he should be facing in Master.
It looks like casual is completly random matchmaking with no MMR and dave is getting his shit stomped lol. It really goes to show how many games force 50/50 win rate in some game modes so even retards like dave can scam a few wins. In any game I have overlap with Dave on I never see the quality of player he goes up against reguarly.

I couldnt imagine getting MW lobbies where some retard was allowed to spend 90% of the game running around outside of cover with a knife and not go 3-20 or getting a SF6 match where master ranked players cant get out of corners.
 
That Chun-Li fight shows how much of a child Phil is more than anything. Phil hasn't matured mentally at all since his early teens. The fact he imagined that was a huge win after getting stomped every match is fucking absurd but because of the fucking snake he is he had to gloat just due to his narc ego. If you thought that was bad, imagine how bad he must have been at EVO. I think we now know why he had no friends, because he was absolutely bitching behind closed doors after matches with whatever people actually approached him to hang out with, and word quickly spread that Phil is a fucking snake who attacks anyone for any reason.

I'd love to see him be fighting that Chun-Li player in person, because you know he would have his mouth shut the entire time then quietly shuffle a way to cry in the bathroom. Sure Phil, you beat that scrub and go ahead and convince yourself that one win validates all your complaints and wasn't pure luck, fucking asshole. If anyone asks why we hate Phil so much, that fight should be a prime example of the sheer narcissism and delusion we laugh at every day.

Just stick to fighting AI you fucking faggot, but I bet you'd lose there and pull some other bullshit out of your ass to explain losing.
 
I like how he always bitches about having to do something he himself came up with

It was his idea to blow bubbles at 100 likes, but when his dents point that out he gets angry and shits on them saying "why does it matter"

Now it's this Throwback shit, he hyped it up only to bitch a day later about how annoying it is for him to do do a couple of extra clicks for him to basically reupload old videos
 
So daves new go-to phrase for someone who rapes him like the polack bitch he is in SF is AHNLINE WORE-E-ORRRRR huh? Pretty low effort if you ask me seeing as he can't use wallet warrior because this game isn't p2w like a certain mobile bejeweled clone featuring mighty meaty men and golden hulks.
 
Derich blocked Mike alotta peepul have been saying. Where is the silent majority Phil that will defend you?
Turns out that if you constantly tell your dents to ignore the "bullshit" and "nahnsense" of people outside your chill, fun community, most of them won't be willing to be interviewed and say nice things about you. :stress:
 
Guys, it's okay! It was the camera's fault! Phil did nothing wrong!

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“That’s NOT gaming. LOOK YOU SEE THIS? **angrily throws tripod down** All I have to do is set my tripod up and hit record. You don’t wanna see me hunched over a computer screen with my controller like this. MY footage looks the exact same as their videos. In fact, my footage looks better because I’m using an HD camera!” — Phil on direct capture.

Then like a year later he was using it lol.
 

42:00 Mark random moderately successful Nintendo youtuber just starts going in on DSP out of the blue.

-makes fun of phil's "day off" segment
-mentions pignosis when his chat asks why anyone even listens to dsp
-calls him arrogant and makes fun of his control freak obsession that his chat has to always talk about his stream or about him

Love it when just random non detractors shed light on this clown's nefarious and rephrensible behavior.
 
Question is, how desperate is DSP to maintain control over how he’s viewed versus his need for WWE pulls and DoorDash?
it's the battle we've been waiting for!
So daves new go-to phrase for someone who rapes him like the polack bitch he is in SF is AHNLINE WORE-E-ORRRRR huh? Pretty low effort if you ask me seeing as he can't use wallet warrior because this game isn't p2w like a certain mobile bejeweled clone featuring mighty meaty men and golden hulks.
gotta say his projection is always spot on
Turns out that if you constantly tell your dents to ignore the "bullshit" and "nahnsense" of people outside your chill, fun community, most of them won't be willing to be interviewed and say nice things about you. :stress:
lol. he really knows how to bite himself in the ass.
 
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