Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[Absolutely Retarded]

Content cucked. Threatens to destroy his computer but bitches out. BOO!

 

[Evilronald]

Is anyone keeping track of his donos/income? I feel like he rakes in a ton of juice compared to like DSP and Wings. He blew like 1k in donos in minutes and went from smug to pissed off in seconds on mines. I feel like if he made his streams longer and went with like slots he would do better financially (at least if he kept his sub money and the 200 stake reload he gets every day).

 

[Kees H]

Content cucked. Threatens to destroy his computer but bitches out. BOO!
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Same clip as I was working on, but cropped out his cam.

 

[DumbDude43]

I can't believe that he would double his bets and even though he's down to nearly $2k he's still doing $327 bets. He doesn't wait until he's already lost everything to start pulling his bets back. Surely once you do the victory dance that's the time to cash out. You won, you're riding the high of winning, you got what you wanted but no. Let's just dump it all straight in the trash and act surprised when it all disappears like it always does.

to be fair, since the odds are heavily stacked against him anyway, it doesn't really matter that his bankroll management is shit, cause in the long run he's always gonna go bust anyway regardless of strategy.
you can apply all sorts of ideas to gambling (kelly criterion is probably the most famous) but if the odds of the game you're playing are stacked against you then it doesn't matter. your expected value on each bet is negative, so you're set to lose everything you have if you play long enough. and since addicts like this guy play a LOT, they're pretty much guaranteed to get felted over and over and over again.

 

[Forgetful Kiwi]

Content cucked. Threatens to destroy his computer but bitches out. BOO!
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MY SPONSOR IS SO RIGGED! THEY SHOULD BE IMPRISONED!

When will bossman ban this rat bot making fun of him?

 

[A Log in D Tractor 2]

Is anyone keeping track of his donos/income? I feel like he rakes in a ton of juice compared to like DSP and Wings. He blew like 1k in donos in minutes and went from smug to pissed off in seconds on mines. I feel like if he made his streams longer and went with like slots he would do better financially (at least if he kept his sub money and the 200 stake reload he gets every day).

Its basically impossible to keep track of his dono income unless you want to make an autistic spreadsheet like PoP, however if you just look at his "income" from what he has withdrawn to his wallet, its pretty crazy:

https://blockchair.com/litecoin/address/LPVKjucUEeLMiemFxxa7q1oHWQJAvyc7Ld

Over the course of 7 months he has withdrawn, and then respent/redeposited, over $1.3 million to his wallet. Keep in mind that most donations he loses before they ever get a chance to reach his wallet. All this talk about buying a car, a bong, and moving out, imagine what he could do if he actually had that $1.3 million to his name.

 

[degengambalar]

Is anyone keeping track of his donos/income? I feel like he rakes in a ton of juice compared to like DSP and Wings. He blew like 1k in donos in minutes and went from smug to pissed off in seconds on mines.

I have no idea who those other people are but keeping track of BMJ income/donos is impossible. Dude streams randomly throughout the day. His current stake deal is $1,800 paid weekly. He's had a sub count over 1,000 for a while now, that's almost 7k a month "income".
Add all the juice/donations he gets, a very lenient estimate is he "makes" $5,000 a week easily.

I feel like if he made his streams longer and went with like slots he would do better financially

I've been watching this man for over a year and it never fails to amuse me seeing comments like this. His chat is the funniest, same guys day after day pleading and begging him to cash out and stop getting sucked in lmao.

There is no better financially with BMJ. He had $50,000 and got nothing out of it but a bag of weed. He makes $5,000 a week but still is in debt. I'm convinced even if stake paid him $100,000 a month he would still be in debt. The man does nothing but gamble 24/7.

imagine what he could do if he actually had that $1.3 million to his name.

13 $100,000 feature buys?

 

[Kees H]

13 $100,000 feature buys?

Put Keno in automated mode and do automated 2k Keno hits. He'd get rid of the 2M as fast as he can get rid of 50k.

 

[GradeAGobbleDeeGook]

There is no better financially with BMJ. He had $50,000 and got nothing out of it but a bag of weed. He makes $5,000 a week but still is in debt. I'm convinced even if stake paid him $100,000 a month he would still be in debt. The man does nothing but gamble 24/7.

for what its worth i second this, many new people to BMJ havent seen it yet but they will, just as i saw it myself
its totally natural to see the numbers he wins from time to time and think "theres no way he could be that stupid, thats a lot of money, hes going to walk away right?"
let me tell you, there is no "number" for him.
there is no "exit" amount
there is only "will i get a back to back win and double-up this juice?!"
there is no hope for this man, he has displayed that fact by my count atleast 3 times, 3 times he could have walked off with SERIOUS cash
he didnt, he put it right back in to Stake Originals, and here we are

 

[Justtocheck]

I know it would kill the mood but can't BMJ get a tard wrangler who will stop him when he's up. Kinda like when you have your AA friends come to your home to dump your booze. Nah, who am I kidding, those rat fucking people live in poverty. Scared money gets no money, and now one tells the bossman what's good or he'll face the wrath of his fist like his wall.

 

[Evilronald]

He said his parents got him a vape: it must’ve been his mom. If his rat dad was involved, he must’ve picked something particularly potent to euthanize his son.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

I think his preferences towards keno is due to how instant it is. He's only "won big" from it because he has the most plays in keno compared to anything else. It's just slots but even faster since the pulls are immediate. It's actually sort of cynical, it's gambling reduced to the most bare bones, simplist form, one step beneath just gambling on a random number generator directly.

It's fast, and also it's big wins only. The minimum win on Keno is 3.5x. On slots there's a lot of times where you put in $1.00 and get back $1.20 or $0.90 or something, lots of little wins or small losses. Keno is big or nothing and there's no in between. Gamblers love the big wins, it's what they remember and it's what keeps them coming back (see Austin still bringing up his $50k climb from time to time). Keno gives that, and it gives it fast.

 

[and and and and]

Don't listen to the haters bossman, you just need a few good pulls to hit the millions. Real pro gamblers never fold before the jackpot.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Nah, it's fun. It would REALLY be depressing if he had kids and a baby momma and somehow had a house and property. That's when shit gets really get sad for gamblers. Right now, he's kinda of an isolated retard. He can lose as much as he won and there aren't really much real world devastating consequences (ignoring his wall, headset and keyboard.)

I guess, but this is all only entertaining in that "watch the world burn" way. Awful parents and awful people donating to enable a guy to wreck himself.

 

[Bonedome]

I guess, but this is all only entertaining in that "watch the world burn" way. Awful parents and awful people donating to enable a guy to wreck himself.

Are there any lolcows that you watch that are different? I could be depressed at any person on this site, more or less. Even Rekieta, who has 5 kids and a wife, is a drunken failure that (used to be?) enabled by his viewers.

 

[Ponzo]

Thank the lord im not a gambling addict, that shit looks tiring AF. That guy has the self control of a negro in a room full of white landwhales

 

[Fapcop]

I guess, but this is all only entertaining in that "watch the world burn" way. Awful parents and awful people donating to enable a guy to wreck himself.

I mean… He has roof over his head, eats every day. His only problems are the one he makes for himself.

This guy is better off than most of the third world. Or any homeless. I don’t mind getting a chuckle from guys fucking up like this who, all in all, aren’t all that bad off.

Kinda makes you wonder though. How fried is this guys dopamine and endorphin system? I don’t think the human brain is designed for a lifestyle like this.

His only way of getting a kick, will soon be skydiving while receiving a blowjob from a hooker with a 50% chance of having AIDS.

 

[Battlefield2142EU]

Even DPSgaming would make fun of Jack for being a loser that loses his savings to kids playing RuneScape.

 

[Fapcop]

It's fast, and also it's big wins only. The minimum win on Keno is 3.5x. On slots there's a lot of times where you put in $1.00 and get back $1.20 or $0.90 or something, lots of little wins or small losses. Keno is big or nothing and there's no in between. Gamblers love the big wins, it's what they remember and it's what keeps them coming back (see Austin still bringing up his $50k climb from time to time). Keno gives that, and it gives it fast.

Gambling addict here.

(Or former gambling addict who reevaluated things before really losing big.)

It’s not about winning or losing. It’s about the rush you get with money on the table and the card riiight about to turn or the dice right about to land. It’s a fleeting moment but it really gets the reward system firing.

The biggest annoyance about losing is that it prevents you from getting that rush again since you’re out of cash.

Slot machines are the crack cocaine of gambling since its instant win/lose and you can play a dozen times a minute.

If they perfected that and made something even more addictive like Keno or that minelayer game, it’s kinda impressive.

 

[Old English Roast Beef]

Any bets on what BMJ is going to do when it's time to file his tax return? His losses are only deductible up to his winnings, and he also gets free money in addition to that which is taxable. There's no way he keeps the records to properly determine this as well as capital gains and losses from his cryptocurrency transactions.

My guess is he will do nothing and complain when bad things happen as a result.