Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Tragi-Chan]

Good hair is ten times more important for passing than cleavage, and exceptionally few trannies ever seem to understand that.

Yeah, but hair isn’t what an AGP is thinking about.

 

[hufflemuff]

This ties in with why they hate "chasers". As best I can understand, tranny chasers are people who know that they're freaks and are somehow attracted to the Hon's status of a man made horror. The troon does not like this, because they are either gay and want to pass well enough to trick otherwise straight men, or they're an incel who things lesbians will totally be into his girldick/axewound.

Someone wanting to fuck them for being a disgusting degenerate means acknowledging they're a disgusting degenerate.

I have a strong feeling that chasers are largely a myth made up by trannies to cope with their undesirability. There's a type of (usually older uglier) guy looking to fuck any hole that will have him and he will tell his targets what he thinks they want to hear. Black women: wow you're a nubian queen. Younger women: wow you're so mature and wise beyond your time. Tranny: wow you're better than real women.

 

[Evilronald]

I can’t imagine how it feels to be a woman and have these troons think they pass as one of them or understand them. With pooners they’re just funny to men because they’re so delusional and clearly autistic. They’re not dangerous to us and even the ones that are hardest to clock are just feminine looking men that aren’t at all threatening looking.

 

[and I must scream]

A little bittle manly man posts about her fears…

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OH NOES LIL’ POONER! You can do it!

R/ftm is fullnof these obviously confused chicks (real man but refuses to cut her hair lol) it’s such a trip every time I visit.

Also: Obligatory WHO THE FUCK GAVE HER TESTOSTERONE AND A TIT-CUT?!?

Lol I love how it's fine for them to go to the wrong bathroom because they are afraid of using the men's bathroom, but when women say they are afraid of "transwomen" getting into women's bathrooms they are just terfs/transphobic/bigots and should get over their fear this instant. It's one rule for anyone else but another for them, they can do whatever they want because they are sacred people.

You says you are a man so use the men's bathroom, you made that rule not us. Do you realize you are a man who goes to women's bathrooms right now? What about all the women/girls who now have to share a bathroom with a man? What do you have to fear anyway? Trans men are men, no? Why do you have a problem sharing a bathroom with your fellow men? Very strange, very strange ideed. /sneed

Seriously, whoever gave this girl cross-sex hormones and top surgery should spend some time in jail. She is so oviously a woman/girl it's so said to read.

 

[Aunt Carol]

All those photos look like he’s on a mortician’s slab.

This is the first time I've seen someone post photos that the surgeon took of their face, while intubated. You're right: it's really creepy.

I wonder if the surgeon wanted before and after for their files, but wanted the "after" before the post-op swelling kicked in (or in case the troon was lost to follow-up)? It's still not something you'd think they'd provide to the patient.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

A little bittle manly man posts about her fears…

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OH NOES LIL’ POONER! You can do it!

R/ftm is fullnof these obviously confused chicks (real man but refuses to cut her hair lol) it’s such a trip every time I visit.

Also: Obligatory WHO THE FUCK GAVE HER TESTOSTERONE AND A TIT-CUT?!?

This is so depressing. You don’t need to be a psychiatrist to spot that this is not someone who believes she is a man. This is a child who is uncomfortable with puberty and thinks that pooning out is the solution. And now she’ll never be happy with her body, because it’s mutilated. Some doctor looked at this unhappy girl and thought, “Irreversible bodily fuckery is the solution!”

Ten years down the line, the subreddits are going to be full of miserable young women doomed to feel unattractive and freakish because they destroyed their bodies before they even reached adulthood.

 

[Positron]

With pooners they’re just funny to men because they’re so delusional and clearly autistic. They’re not dangerous to us

They can't beat you up but they can still get you fired from your job. I'd say they're as dangerous to us as venomous snakes.

 

[Mad_Dog]

They can't beat you up but they can still get you fired from your job. I'd say they're as dangerous to us as venomous snakes.

A man punches you in the face, a woman attempts to ruin your life.

 

[Sangria Nigger]

I have a strong feeling that chasers are largely a myth made up by trannies to cope with their undesirability. There's a type of (usually older uglier) guy looking to fuck any hole that will have him and he will tell his targets what he thinks they want to hear. Black women: wow you're a nubian queen. Younger women: wow you're so mature and wise beyond your time. Tranny: wow you're better than real women.

There's also the closeted bisexuals that wanna suck dick. Black ones are the kind to kill the troon they've been fucking when the troon threatens to go public.

 

[Geraldine]

I have a strong feeling that chasers are largely a myth made up by trannies to cope with their undesirability.

Anything can be a fetish, but I expect you're about 99.9% of the "chasers".

 

[Plum Smuggler]

T/Xwitter tax:
Meet Nicky, a real human female, with autism and fibromyalgia
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Post that caught my attention:

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No grown woman would wear this in public unless they are into soft pastel aesthetic/ Lolita/cosplay and it’s a specific look (referring to the shoes specifically. The dress is just atrocious on its own)

Spoiler: Personal context

I am a very young 20 something year old gen-z woman. I have a friend who dresses in Lolita and more “anime” fashion in private/ for personal style. This is not something she wears often AT ALL. Possibly the shoes in a matching, cohesive, outfit. This is terrible even on a real woman tbh

After the post died down:
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lol
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https://linktr.ee/princesspurple?utm_source=linktree_profile_share&ltsid=885195a3-ae47-4e4b-ab5a-30c5522f012b

Link to Twitter: https://x.com/nickysimpson98?s=21&t=t9mcGbGce_BAF39iLrnEgA
Archive: https://ghostarchive.org/archive/GSwXo

Wow, this guy just came across my TL.

 

[Geraldine]

"Girl dick" follies.
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Of course there's no such thing as a girl dick.
Whatever else is going on., it's a dick. Period.

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We didn't talk much about future goals and now I don't know if my prescription lines up with my desires as a women.

 

[hufflemuff]

"Girl dick" follies.
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Of course there's no such thing as a girl dick.
Whatever else is going on., it's a dick. Period.

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Doc doesn't want his dick to atrophy yeah. This is how the genital mutilation pipeline starts btw, cross-sex hormones turn dicks into dead elephant skin and dry out vaginas, so many troons want to dip their toes into the totes reversible chemical "treatment" but end up having to rectify its effects surgically.

 

[JaneThough]

"Girl dick" follies.
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Of course there's no such thing as a girl dick.
Whatever else is going on., it's a dick. Period.

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So a 5 second Google tells me that anti-androgens will decrease sexual desire immensely. One big thing we see trannies talk about is after HRT, their dick doesn't work anymore, so it appears that this Dr is actually taking this troon's fetish into account when putting them on drugs, but troon, who is on a journey to completely change their body and life, can't do the same 5 second Goog that an evil kiwi can.

 

[Lady Bizness]

Congrats, you're almost as retarded.

With regards to people coming in here with a light acknowledgement of respect towards trannies, it gives me a laugh when Kiwis respond as you do because it's like they forgot or don't know that this really is a safe space. You don't have to say The Thing before saying something mildly critical or less than glowing about trannies. In real life I say something like what JaneThough said just so I can talk about a tranny so I don't lose my job. Sorry, I'm spineless. But I love it here.

Keep it up y'all when people want to respect Blair Whites pronouns or congratulate the tranny at their board game group who actually bathed.

 

[Not 6 Foot]

Ok, MATI. Growing up having been socialized as a woman, being told about how we need makeup, we need to be hairless, we need to be thin, but not TOO thin, we need curves but not TOO many curves, we need to be kind and quiet and appreciative, we need to do our hair every day, our clothing must accentuate certain aspects and deaccentuate others. We need to be sexual, but not OVERTLY sexual, in a way that they can 'take home to mom'.

Meanwhile, trannies don't even run a comb through their unwashed hair and have the nerve, after being a part of the system that requires the above of natal women, to be like "TELL ME I AM PRETTY"

They have this misconception that women have it easier because they're all terminally online porn addicts. They forget that the societal pressure men face isn't exclusive to men. It's just different for women.

 

[Chub Rub]

Good hair is ten times more important for passing than cleavage, and exceptionally few trannies ever seem to understand that.

And that's why men with long hair, who take care of it like normal humans instead of being gross, are "misgendered" from behind. Long, cared for hair is generally a feminine trait.

But those men laugh about it, instead of seething.

 

[Evilronald]

Instead of “dick in a box” we got balls in a jar.

 

[Geraldine]

Instead of “dick in a box” we got balls in a jar.

Some sort of fetish that will get old very quickly.

 

[Evilronald]

Some sort of fetish that will get old very quickly.

I feel like once you cut your dick off and put your balls in a jar you kind of have to embrace that. And I don’t think I’ve heard of anyone getting rid of a fetish before, just suppress it.