"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

We are also the only mammal, other than horses, that is able to shit while we are at a full run. Women could never which is why in real war women will always be inferior.

Wrong again, stalker.

 

[CognitiveDeficiency]

one of those poor unfortunate souls that live in Portland?

'fraid so

 

[Claude Sigma]

To add my two cents on the Mersh stroke thing, it could also be a migraine. Some forms of migraine severely affect speech and thought formation, like in this example:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPy-5PRC6Vs

 

[CognitiveDeficiency]

Ever waited ((patiently)) for a man to finish peeing? They sometimes take fucking forever. I used to believe that they took their sweet ass time on purpose.

Maybe because we tend to empty our smaller bladders in seconds whilst they need longer so they have the ability to be able to stop and restart later on?

Pure speculation though.

Here is some esoteric moid knowledge no man will ever admit to. Hog staring in the bathroom is absolutely forbidden, but the fact of the matter is the bigger your dick is the bigger your dick hole is. The bigger your dick hole the more piss you can put out is and so the more noise you can make. So we piss as long as possible, and as loudly as possible as a flex, to establish ourselves as the dominant male. You have never been in a men's restroom, but the urinals are basically a kumite. Say you empty half your bladder, but mid stream another guy walks up and starts using the unirnal next to you, You damn well are going to pinch your shit so that you can stretch that piss out long as possible. If he empties his bladder first and you hear him shaking you are going to open the flood gates and piss those last drops as hard as you can so he knows his place.

 

[Karen Horney]

Here is some esoteric moid knowledge no man will ever admit to. Hog staring in the bathroom is absolutely forbidden, but the fact of the matter is the bigger your dick is the bigger your dick hole is. The bigger your dick hole the more piss you can put out is and so the more noise you can make. So we piss as long as possible, and as loudly as possible as a flex, to establish ourselves as the dominant male. You have never been in a men's restroom, but the urinals are basically a kumite. Say you empty half your bladder, but mid stream another guy walks up and starts using the unirnal next to you, You damn well are going to pinch your shit so that you can stretch that piss out long as possible. If he empties his bladder first and you hear him shaking you are going to open the flood gates and piss those last drops as hard as you can so he knows his place.

A large urethra would allow you to empty your bladder faster, so dragging it out should be counter-intuitive. Your weird public pissing contests aside, I did some reading and it's probably just a prostate thing.

Spoiler: look at that little chokepoint

 

[CognitiveDeficiency]

A large urethra would allow you to empty your bladder faster, so dragging it out should be counter-intuitive. Your weird public pissing contests aside, I did some reading and it's probably just a prostate thing.

Spoiler: look at that little chokepoint

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Foids will never understand even when it is explained to them in the most basic terms possible.

 

[Spitz]

Mad at the Internet archive on YouTube for January 5th, 2024. Sorry for delay, had to remove the Dave Chapelle video and distort the audio (very slightly) in order to escape Netflix's wrath (1:04:04). I also sped up the video and added a track during the accidental muting (29:40).

Great choice in music for the muted part, based archivist. Here are some extended versions from a good VG music channel:
Melee version
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SZ85q-EeObk&pp=ygUSTXV0ZSBjaXR5IGV4dGVuZGVk
GX Cover
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nloXLHflVjc&pp=ygUSTXV0ZSBjaXR5IGV4dGVuZGVk
Original
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-6zL60SHW54&pp=ygUSTXV0ZSBjaXR5IGV4dGVuZGVk

 

[Sneeds]

I added some “appropriate socioeconomic music” to that squirrel nigga video. (I can’t lie, the instrumental is catchy)

 

[clipartfan92]

You have never been in a men's restroom, but the urinals are basically a kumite.

Let's face it, sometimes you end up in a situation where there are three urinals and the two outer ones are already occupied. This can be analogous to "riding bitch" in a pickup truck, no bueno. The first course of action should be to use a stall if one is available. If that's not feasible, casually approach the middle urinal, unzip and aim with your writing hand and then casually do the one-handed wall lean* with the other hand (this whole process should take around 4 seconds, I just timed myself three times to get an accurate assessment). At this point you can void your bladder. There may be some situations where you have to add some extra flourish after the wall lean like taking a deep breath (through the nose only) or spitting in the urinal before you start pissing but those are highly advanced and dangerous if you're untrained in using them judiciously. For 99% of urinal usage, I've found that if you maintain frame and use the one-handed lean, men will innately know you're their equal and won't cast aspersions on you if you have to look them in the eye at the sink.

* Note to any pooners reading this, you need to maintain the one handed wall lean until it's time to shake it. Just remember that if you shake it more than three times you're playing with it.

 

[Forsaken Wanderer]

Josh it's okay everyone is feeling off this year the Jews have started sending the 5G signals to the MRNA spikes in the white brains.

The questions about the Null prudishness around women is something I have thought about a lot on cold virgin nights. You have a timeline that goes something like this -

00s - Dude bros being horndogs, booth babes, full page spreads of models. Degeneracy and hardcore porn is not so widespread.
early 10s - Start of third wave feminism and the assault on the male gaze, dog whisling, finding women attractive etc. Women are toxified by social media and dating apps. Degen and porn gets worse.
mid 10s - Dude bros being horndogs is now at best cringe and at worst seen as misogyny or rape.
late 10s - Sick shit everywhere, lonely simps are a dime a dozen, and a push back against over sexualization starts.
early 20s - Total Degen World. After the end of the 2010s the big i internet was split into two - Coomer and Anti-Coomer. This marked the beginning of the era called the fucked 20s.

Now you have half of the internet that is pornbrained and the other half that will call you a coomer for saying a woman is attractive, you have the two extremes. I'd take the sexually conservative side of the internet any day but it is sad that we threw away the simple days of calling a chick hot and in it's place got furry shart roleplay porn. And that is probably why Josh is the way that he is.

And now people are calling for digital ID to stop kids getting to porn sites which will then be used on the wider internet. Also as bad as the passive grooming of porn sites are, the active grooming on Discord, Roblox, Reddit, Tiktok etc is where things are at their worst.

 

[NvII iS 8ulLt f0R 88C]

Jeeeeeeersh you WILL feature this on your Reddit segment

 

[KateHikes14]

Let's face it, sometimes you end up in a situation where there are three urinals and the two outer ones are already occupied. This can be analogous to "riding bitch" in a pickup truck, no bueno. The first course of action should be to use a stall if one is available. If that's not feasible, casually approach the middle urinal, unzip and aim with your writing hand and then casually do the one-handed wall lean* with the other hand (this whole process should take around 4 seconds, I just timed myself three times to get an accurate assessment). At this point you can void your bladder. There may be some situations where you have to add some extra flourish after the wall lean like taking a deep breath (through the nose only) or spitting in the urinal before you start pissing but those are highly advanced and dangerous if you're untrained in using them judiciously. For 99% of urinal usage, I've found that if you maintain frame and use the one-handed lean, men will innately know you're their equal and won't cast aspersions on you if you have to look them in the eye at the sink.

* Note to any pooners reading this, you need to maintain the one handed wall lean until it's time to shake it. Just remember that if you shake it more than three times you're playing with it.

Imagine writing all that shit and not realizing how incredibly gay you sound.

 

[beautiful person]

'fraid so

I'm not religious, but I'll pray for you anyway.

 

[clipartfan92]

Imagine writing all that shit and not realizing how incredibly gay you sound.

I have autism.

 

[donjulio]

Josh it's okay everyone is feeling off this year the Jews have started sending the 5G signals to the MRNA spikes in the white brains.

The questions about the Null prudishness around women is something I have thought about a lot on cold virgin nights. You have a timeline that goes something like this -

00s - Dude bros being horndogs, booth babes, full page spreads of models. Degeneracy and hardcore porn is not so widespread.
early 10s - Start of third wave feminism and the assault on the male gaze, dog whisling, finding women attractive etc. Women are toxified by social media and dating apps. Degen and porn gets worse.
mid 10s - Dude bros being horndogs is now at best cringe and at worst seen as misogyny or rape.
late 10s - Sick shit everywhere, lonely simps are a dime a dozen, and a push back against over sexualization starts.
early 20s - Total Degen World. After the end of the 2010s the big i internet was split into two - Coomer and Anti-Coomer. This marked the beginning of the era called the fucked 20s.

Now you have half of the internet that is pornbrained and the other half that will call you a coomer for saying a woman is attractive, you have the two extremes. I'd take the sexually conservative side of the internet any day but it is sad that we threw away the simple days of calling a chick hot and in it's place got furry shart roleplay porn. And that is probably why Josh is the way that he is.

And now people are calling for digital ID to stop kids getting to porn sites which will then be used on the wider internet. Also as bad as the passive grooming of porn sites are, the active grooming on Discord, Roblox, Reddit, Tiktok etc is where things are at their worst.

So in short, If we had just continued bullying (beating) the shit out of weebs and fur fags in public school this could have all been prevented.

 

[Mad_Dog]

I have autism.

That's not an excuse.

 

[CognitiveDeficiency]

I have autism.

Nigga you have the gay

 

[Berrakh]

Dershowitz isn’t even hard to pronounce!

Anyway, the difference of treatment for Epstein and Tate is class-based (for lack of a better term; it’s deeper than just net worth but falls along class lines 99% of the time).

Tate has money of course but he’s vulgar and boorish with the tastes of a boxcar hobo who just won the lottery.

Epstein was too eccentric to ever run a podcast telling men how to get laid so he appears “weird” to them even though the behavior is roughly equivalent.

Also a lot of extremely online right wing guys are chinless and destined to have mixed kids so Tate is like their future son’s best life. While Epstein looks like their disapproving father.

 

[Drama Fan]

For the news segment: Most competent British police work

https://apnews.com/article/uk-post-office-scandal-fraud-investigation-horizon-797199a37c4dbb91e0a4f1f9567fe96f

LONDON (AP) — U.K. police have opened a fraud investigation into Britain’s Post Office over a miscarriage of justice that saw hundreds of postmasters wrongfully accused of stealing money when a faulty computer system was to blame.

The Metropolitan Police force said late Friday that it is investigating “potential fraud offences arising out of these prosecutions,” relating to money the Post Office received “as a result of prosecutions or civil actions” against accused postal workers.

Police also are investigating potential offenses of perjury and perverting the course of justice over investigations and prosecutions carried out by the Post Office.

Between 1999 and 2015, more than 700 post office branch managers were accused of theft or fraud because computers wrongly showed that money was missing. Many were financially ruined after being forced to pay large sums to the company, and some were convicted and sent to prison. Several killed themselves.

 

[Dragged Into Sunlight]

When @Null was talking about what you do about the fact that millions of illegals have already flooded into the country and what realistic things you could do to make them go back, I had this exchange pop up in my head.



"What realistic option is there for fixing that problem, chat?"
"Come'on chat, what realistic....option.....for fixing that problem?"
"what option........*horrible, silent understanding washes over you*"