Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[DSHK]

Lil pooner feels manly sagging her pants

 

[Piss Bear]

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Instead of “dick in a box” we got balls in a jar.

"How should I pack them on a plane" this nigga is really gonna put a jar with testicles in it in his fucking luggage. TSA still will inspect your luggage if they scan it and see something suspicious. If I saw a jar with testicles in it I would think this person was a serial killer or something. And that jar could definitely break open while flying... surely that's a bio hazard?

 

[WTBOnlineFather]

Lil pooner feels manly sagging her pants

Imagine thinking that looking like a teenage nigger is where it's at.
Trannies generally seem to always fetishize things that look terrible even on cis members of the gender they try to skinwalk as. Like this pooner, or No Dong with his disgusting purple lipstick, or messy soybeards on pooners, or greasy unwashed rainbow hair on TiMs.

 

[Evilronald]

"How should I pack them on a plane" this nigga is really gonna put a jar with testicles in it in his fucking luggage. TSA still will inspect your luggage if they scan it and see something suspicious. If I saw a jar with testicles in it I would think this person was a serial killer or something. And that jar could definitely break open while flying... surely that's a bio hazard?

“I’m sorry but that’s over the liquid maximum for the plane, well need to confiscate this.”

 

[Geraldine]

I feel like once you cut your dick off and put your balls in a jar you kind of have to embrace that. And I don’t think I’ve heard of anyone getting rid of a fetish before, just suppress it.

Not so much getting rid of the fetish as getting tired of living with it.

 

[DSHK]

Imagine thinking that looking like a teenage nigger is where it's at.
Trannies generally seem to always fetishize things that look terrible even on cis members of the gender they try to skinwalk as. Like this pooner, or No Dong with his disgusting purple lipstick, or messy soybeards on pooners, or greasy unwashed rainbow hair on TiMs.

They can never be more than a crude imitation

 

[monstrous bubo]

It’s only one (very long, badly written) sentence but it has so much: trans genocide hysteria, upending a kid’s life and it’s the kid’s problem, the fantasy that the wrong name is what’s stopping him from passing, and a bonus pooner in the comments!

Spoiler: text and comments

My youngest son is going to get me hurt​

TRIGGER WARNING
He goes to the store a lot with me and I don't boy mode and he refuses to call me anything but dad it's getting to the point I'm scared to go shopping please how do I explain to a 22 yo that's more like 10 mentally that he needs to call me by my chosen name in public but it also bothers me when he does it in private it really triggers dysphoria

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https://www.reddit.com/user/Call_Me_Aiden/
Call_Me_Aiden •2 hr. ago

Why is he going to the store with you?

There's also only so much a parent needs to tolerate from their adult children. I know that's easier said than done, but your safety and well-being also matter.
https://www.reddit.com/user/scarletdeshatler/
OP •2 hr. ago

He's mentally challenged he's like 10 mentally and his mom works full time

Call_Me_Aiden •2 hr. ago

Ah, I see! Yeah, that makes things a lot more complicated. I am unfortunately not an expert on the matter. Is it due to a lack of understanding, or is there something else at play?
https://www.reddit.com/user/scarletdeshatler/
OP•2 hr. ago

Understanding and he's also autistic and other problems


•1 hr. ago

If you sense trouble brewing could you overplay his cognitive problems and explain he doesn't use language correctly?
https://www.reddit.com/user/scarletdeshatler/
OP•1 hr. ago

Yes but I've had problems myself I just came out a year ago and am pretty well known as my dead name so I've had to work really hard to pass without being outed as trans

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[AGP]

It’s only one (very long, badly written) sentence but it has so much: trans genocide hysteria, upending a kid’s life and it’s the kid’s problem, the fantasy that the wrong name is what’s stopping him from passing, and a bonus pooner in the comments!

Spoiler: troon selfie

 

[𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔]

 

[AGP]

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Amhole arc coming soon

Btw his girlfriend broke up with him after trooning out and now he's trying to skinwalk as her

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

Spoiler: troon selfie

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Yeah, sure like no one knows until the kid says something.

 

[neverendingmidi]

And that's why men with long hair, who take care of it like normal humans instead of being gross, are "misgendered" from behind. Long, cared for hair is generally a feminine trait.

But those men laugh about it, instead of seething.

There was a guy in my high school... god 20 years ago... who would be trooned now. He was about 5ft on a good, extremely optimistic day (I'm 5'7" and he didn't come up to my shoulders), bird boned, with about two feet of bright red hair. I have to admit I thought he was a girl from behind, he sighed and said he got that a lot. Long hair was a religious thing in his family.

 

[Geraldine]

How to fake being shorter?
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Archive

 

[Kumquat]

I feel like once you cut your dick off and put your balls in a jar you kind of have to embrace that. And I don’t think I’ve heard of anyone getting rid of a fetish before, just suppress it.

Not so much getting rid of the fetish as getting tired of living with it.

Not so much that as much as it becomes like a drug. The fetish, just like any other addiction, gets less and less potent over time. They need a bigger fix to get the same high. Eventually it gets to the point where nothing ever gets you the same high as before, and it all spirals down from there until you join the 41%.

It's why troons are all porn addicts, and why the incel-to-troon pipeline is very real. You watch porn enough, and eventually the standard "penis in vagina with big bobs" videos get old and stale. Your brain wants more exotic porn. You go down the rabbit hole of fetishes until eventually you land on cross-dressing, AGP, and "sissy" porn. Then you troon out.

 

[countrybumpkin]

 

[Standardized Profile]

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Thread tax time. One finally gets an accurate diagnosis and comes to the community looking for help. The community has nothing to say. If you're not posting a pretty princess picture, bitching about your parents, or moaning about Trump, you're invisible. I feel bad for her.


I'm torn on this one, doods:

Crying over damaging an "airbrushed piece" that "really encapsulated" your style is very effeminate. We guys do tend on have favorite articles of clothing and maybe hold onto them longer than we should--but it's less about encapsulating style as "this is comfy and doesn't make me look stupid." How about it doods, if you ruined your favorite shirt would you sob uncontrollably because a joyous part of you died?

 

[Accidental Protege]

I'm torn on this one, doods:
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Crying over damaging an "airbrushed piece" that "really encapsulated" your style is very effeminate. We guys do tend on have favorite articles of clothing and maybe hold onto them longer than we should--but it's less about encapsulating style as "this is comfy and doesn't make me look stupid." How about it doods, if you ruined your favorite shirt would you sob uncontrollably because a joyous part of you died?

The shirt in question:

 

[monstrous bubo]

The shirt in question:

And this is why we need an LMAO reaction sticker. I had thought li’l pooner has bought some fugly piece of fabric art, not actual pecs on a shirt. It’s like a troon wearing those comedy BBQ aprons with tits on them.

 

[Optavia Sales Rep]

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"I'll take delusional shitposts for $800 Alex."

 

[Accidental Protege]

And this is why we need an LMAO reaction sticker. I had thought li’l pooner has bought some fugly piece of fabric art, not actual pecs on a shirt. It’s like a troon wearing those comedy BBQ aprons with tits on them.

It's the "I just accepted nobody would ever see me as a real boy, but this shirt changed things for me" line. I just cannot figure out what she could be talking about. It's a pooner, so who knows