Kala "Tunnel Girl" / Pranavi Kalavathamma Lorei / Jacob Thomas Lorei / @engineer.everything / TikTok Tunnel Troon - Extremely uncanny & autistic hinduboo

[Chongqing]

All of the answers to your questions and more can be found by reading the opening post. Apology accepted.

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It seems like we don't know whether he's a Sikh, and don't know his current religion.

Not to be rude, but I think my questions stand.

White Sikhs are hilarious. My hopes are high.

 

[11 Herbs and Spices]

Fuck your HOA. Fuck your permits. Fuck your code. Fuck your inspectors. It's my God given right to dig holes under my house and the government can't tell me shit. Don't like it? Get the fuck off my property.

This dude is based for building his murderrape dungeon instead of outsourcing it like the H. H. Holmes faggot.

 

[young chestnut]

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It seems like we don't know whether he's a Sikh, and don't know his current religion.

Not to be rude, but I think my questions stand.

White Sikhs are hilarious. My hopes are high.

He's a white guy pretending to be an Indian woman. It's not religious, he straight up claims his mother is Indian (she's not). That's what we know.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Hobby tunneling has been around for at least a century. The only difference is that Jacob here is recording it on TikTok while doing it in a neighborhood. I guess people want to play Dwarf Fortress in real life.

 

[Generic Anime Girl]

these troons are trying to colonize girl autism smh. makes my blood boil
most autistic girls nowadays are into dolls, nature, and sanrio; not weird ass STEM shit like male tismos are. Autistic women are forced to hide their interests and shit more so they blend in with the rest of society. Imagine being clocked by your autism!

 

[Karen Horney]

He got me good, I honestly didn't think a man could be hauling around rocks everyday as a hobby and still have such gross flabby arms, estrogen or no.

 

[young chestnut]

Just documenting some press clippings here.

Some positive press from WaPo. link | archive

Apparently he talked to them.

The homeowner spoke on the condition that she be referred to only as Kala — the same name she uses on social media — because of fears for her safety.

The attention from Jezebel (I thought they shut down?) is more mixed link | archive

This article from DCist (an NPR related outlet) proves journalists are either retards or liars because it's titled "What We Know About The Herndon Woman Gaining TikTok Fame For Tunneling Under Her Home" and is missing some key facts. link | archive

 

[Cyberpunk Panatela]

Has he ever said what he wants to do with the tunnel? Wine cellar? Bomb shelter? Metokur-esque anime dungeon? Staircase to Agartha? Anything?

Tranny sex dungeon, probably. "Tipster, come and look at my deep hole".

(Later on, uncontrolled demolition mechanism for house and "castle")

 

[one_time_user]

So, not one joke yet about a tranny and a useless, ugly and potentially dangerous hole? really disappointed fam.

 

[Art School Admissions]

Wow, I follow him on TikTok and was so blinded by the autism I didn’t even notice he was a troon.

Does Herndon have a Database to look up code violations on a property? Some cities have it.

 

[Asian tech support]

Maybe someone who knows how to read this crap can clarify but he's potentially on the hook if he doesn't cease and rectify the damage.

Herndon VA Code of Ordinances - Ch. 78 (Zoning)
Article XVII. - Enforcement, Violations, and Remedies

Sec. 78-170.3. - Types of violations
(b) Specific violations

(1) Compliance failure. Any failure to comply with a requirement, standard, prohibition, or limitation imposed by this chapter, or the terms or conditions of any permit or other development approval or authorization granted pursuant to this chapter, shall constitute a violation of this chapter.​

(2) Unauthorized land disturbance. Excavate, grade, cut, clear, or undertake any other land disturbing activity contrary to the requirements of this chapter without first obtaining all approvals required by this chapter or other applicable regulations.​

(6) Development without required permit. Construct, reconstruct, alter, demolish, change the use of or occupy any land, building, or other structure without first obtaining the appropriate permit or permit approval, or without complying with the terms and conditions of the permit or approval required to engage in such activity.​

Sec 78-170.4. - Penalties, fines, and remedies for violations
(a) Penalties, fines, and remedies for civil violations

(1) Penalties and fines. Except as provided in subsections (2) and (3) below, any person, firm or corporation who as the owner of any land, building or structure, or the agent thereof having possession or control of such property as employee, lessee, tenant, architect, builder, contractor or otherwise, who permits, assists in or attempts any violation of this chapter, whether by act or omission, shall be liable for a civil penalty for each individual offense described in Table 78-170.4(a)(5): Summary Table of Common Civil Violations. All civil violations shall be punishable by a fine of $200.00 for the initial violation and $500.00 for each additional violation of the same ordinance section.​

(2) Cumulative penalties. Each day during which the violation is found to have existed shall constitute a separate offense. However, specific violations arising from the same operative set of facts shall not be charged more frequently than once in any ten-day period and a series of specified violations arising from the same operative set of facts shall not result in civil penalties which exceed a total of $5,000.00.​

(3) Criminal action. Designation of a particular violation of this chapter for a civil penalty pursuant to this section shall be in lieu of criminal sanctions, and except for any violations resulting in injury to persons such designation shall preclude the prosecution of violation as a criminal misdemeanor, provided however, that when such civil penalties total $5,000.00 or more, the violation may be prosecuted as a criminal misdemeanor.​

(source)
If I'm reading this correct, they fine him $200, then another $500 every ten days, and once it reaches a $5000 fine, it becomes a criminal misdemeanor. $5000 isn't that much but good luck backfilling that stinkrockditch one barrow load at a time lowered through that little window well to the tune of (presumably) hundreds of tons of soft stone and ensuring it's properly compacted.

 

[goodbudweiser]

Just documenting some press clippings here.

Yahoo article archive claims project was shut down for safety reasons (not foundation magically)

 

[Art School Admissions]

I have a theory as to the origin of our autistic troonception.

There was an Indian Student Association at his college.

https://engageu.gannon.edu/organization/isa

My theory is he got a crush an a shit in the street, was going through hard times in college, and decided to change race as well as gender.

Nevermind pajeet women get treated like dirty rugs with the amount of beatings their husbands give them,

 

[Cyberpunk Panatela]

@Asian tech support wrote:

If I'm reading this correct, they fine him $200, then another $500 every ten days, and once it reaches a $5000 fine, it becomes a criminal misdemeanor. $5000 isn't that much but good luck backfilling that stinkrockditch one barrow load at a time lowered through that little window well to the tune of (presumably) hundreds of tons of soft stone and ensuring it's properly compacted.

As I read it, it's a bit worse for him in that he can be fined $5K twice, once for the tunnel and once for building the excrescence he calls a "castle". He can also get criminally charged before hitting the $5K maximum should someone get injured in an accident stemming from an ordinance violation.

He also can't pay the fine and keep the nonsense up because he'll just be fined again.

These are also only the pertinent municipal ordinances. There may be state or federal laws relating to mining with bearing on the matter too, as well as stuff like occupational health laws.

 

[young chestnut]

My theory is he got a crush an a shit in the street, was going through hard times in college, and decided to change race as well as gender.

Nevermind pajeet women get treated like dirty rugs with the amount of beatings their husbands give them,

I feel like the tranny coomer imprint usually happens during middle school years if they're not single white zhemaling an actual spouse. It could be an person he knew or he could have just fallen into Indian woman porn at 13.

 

[DarkHummer]

Found this thread through TikTok so word is getting around. Finding info on this thing has been a headache since even the snark subreddit is running defense for it. I knew from the very first video that it wasn't female autism compelling it to do this project. Plus the entire room warping around his face trying to slim his man jaw.
Am I the only one who got a sick feeling in their stomach that this tunnel was meant for something nefarious? Like serious serial killer vibes?

Also the video where he's standing in a swamp next to a highway. They've posted at least two videos talking about this swamp in PA.

 

[young chestnut]

Found this thread through TikTok so word is getting around. Finding info on this thing has been a headache since even the snark subreddit is running defense for it. I knew from the very first video that it wasn't female autism compelling it to do this project. Plus the entire room warping around his face trying to slim his man jaw.
Am I the only one who got a sick feeling in their stomach that this tunnel was meant for something nefarious? Like serious serial killer vibes?

Welcome, friend. Yes, lots of people are getting serial killer vibes off Kala. Like, the "haunted house" stuff, to me, seems quite possibly some story he's concocted in his head to explain what happened when he shoved an Indian woman into a closet and then locked the door.

I mean dude is building additions and fabricating elevators or whatever but he's just like "¯\_(ツ)_/¯ idk. This closet has a lock on the outside. That's weird." like he just has to accept the house as-is instead of replacing the door knob with one appropriate for a closet. The interior of his house that he's owned for nearly 14 years should have been a clue to everyone that he's not a woman. The beds have no bedframes. The curtains look like shit. He replaced old carpet with carpet that somehow looks more outdated than the carpet he removed. There's twee "antique" pieces around but no actual, competent, intentional decorating anywhere.

Do I think he's an actual serial killer? Idk not really. Those are rare. But he definitely strikes me as significantly more likely than the average person to murder someone.

 

[DarkHummer]

Curious if any of these Indian housemates have ever gone missing. BTW, it's a good thing you have screenshots of the yearbook because it's gone now. It's been completely removed from the Gannon archive by I assume the archivist for the college? So someone (maybe Jacob) contacted them to have it taken down. I've noticed Jacob has been working overtime to scrub everything he can from the internet.

 

[Asian tech support]

Oh nice, we're out of PG. Congrats, @young chestnut. I'm gonna post this in the MATI thread. Hopefully Jersh will talk about him.

 

[young chestnut]

Curious if any of these Indian housemates have ever gone missing. BTW, it's a good thing you have screenshots of the yearbook because it's gone now. It's been completely removed from the Gannon archive by I assume the archivist for the college? So someone (maybe Jacob) contacted them to have it taken down. I've noticed Jacob has been working overtime to scrub everything he can from the internet.

It's kind of insane that he was able to do that. It wasn't some tweet that got scraped, it seemed to be Gannon University's de facto official archive. It's linked off of their website. That yearbook includes lots of people that aren't him and now it's not accessible to them.

I hate when trannies remove things from the Internet. I wasn't going to bring this up because it's of arguably limited relevance and because of that I didn't do a particularly great job of getting the screenshots from the archive before it was removed, but fuck it.

Jacob had one sibling. Her name was Kyleen. She died in late 2007 of unknown causes while she was just a few months into her freshman year at Gannon at the same time Jacob was there as a senior. Not sure if Gannon had dorms but I assume both Jacob and Kyleen lived with their parents during this time since they were living in the same town as the university.

Although she died in the middle of the school year, her photograph was included in the yearbook but there's no mention of her death. I could not find any obituary for her nor any article about her death in the local papers' archives. So we can speculate at length about the possible cause of her death and why the family would shell out for a grave but not an obit but we don't know anything.

Here is her photo. Yeah, you'll have to take my word for it that it's her because I didn't think to get a screenshot with the name in it as she was only of secondary interest. Other than the fact that she lived and then died 18 years later, we don't know anything about Kyleen. Seems like a sweet kid from the photo. Maybe a touch of girl autism. Respect.



Here is a photo of her grave:

link | archive

Find A Grave screenshot since the archive link is wonky.




Here is an obit for their grandpa that mentions both of them (Jacob, Zachary, and Noah are cousins):

link | archive


And for funsies let's fully put to rest the "my mother is Indian" claim. Here are mom and dad's high school yearbook photos:


I won't link to it but I've seen Susan's family tree. Mix of Swedish and English mostly. Ultra white.

Edit:

Dummy didn't have the 2007 yearbook removed, probably because the OCR read his name as 'Jacob Lord'. No worries. I downloaded the entire thing which I've attached here along with a pdf of just the single page. I wish I had done that with the 2006 and 2008 yearbooks. Lesson learned.