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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
Has anyone else wondered how easy it would be to bust into the tank and steal the $500,000 money cube?
 
Has anyone else wondered how easy it would be to bust into the tank and steal the $500,000 money cube?
Its at most 10-25k in 1 dollar bills. Perfect for laundering through just basic purchasing. Just rolling up loud and bursting down the front door with a kick and rushing it while its in the lounge and running it to a car could be done before the staff could even react. At some times the only person active is Josie or Jet who have no fucking chance at stopping a break in.
 
@Armadildo broke /tv/
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Has anyone else wondered how easy it would be to bust into the tank and steal the $500,000 money cube?
It's not $500k, the bands are blue so that makes them $100 of $1s each.
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edit: as shown below they are in fact purple and are $20s. I swear they were blue in the lounge.
 
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Sam and the fish do swamp magic on Shinji to cure him of AIDS. The fish chant "OOH-GAAH" while Sam pours a bucket of rice onto Shinji.

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What is the point of any of this? Just let the fish intermingle and the new freeloader come out of her shell. This is so fucking stupid.
 
What is the point of any of this? Just let the fish intermingle and the new freeloader come out of her shell. This is so fucking stupid.
If they don't force them to do shit they will just lay around sleeping. The new girl already was going to bed but Ben had to come have her knock it out.
 
">no cow tipping rule"
"The moment you create a causal link between the cows and the farm tipping has occured"
/tv/ people are the dumbest niggers alive. They don't know what cowtipping even means. There's a big difference between posting an IRL photo of some lolcows house and saying "Hi" then paying for two people to have a dinner date on a website that allows it to anyone.
 
What is the point of any of this? Just let the fish intermingle and the new freeloader come out of her shell. This is so fucking stupid.
A botched attempt at salvaging Summer's departure by introducing a Summer clone that absolutely zero fish have any interest in dealing with and getting burned by because they already had dealt with ~epic twist~ from Taylor being an actress designed to seduce TJ for a scripted elimination challenge. Tay is already pointing out holes in her backstory to TJ and telling him to stay away. They need an active harasser like Frank Hassle at this point to keep people out of their comfort zones, not an anxious and timid girl.
 
It's not $500k, the bands are blue so that makes them $100 of $1s each.
im guessing its the 50k prize, they will prob tell them the show has been doing great and they can afford to up the prize and are now giving away the money cube, and not saying how much it is, implying its 500k when its 50,001 or something.
 
Disability Challenge 2:
Less Funny Disabilities Edition

i dont think i care about this show anymore. someone please @ me if shinji actually has aids.
 
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