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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
Jimmy throwing shade at production or what?

TTS asks, "Jimmy, you ever get the feeling you're the smartest man in the room when you walked into that house?"
It depends on where I'm walkin'. Sometimes absolutely cuz I refuse to do xanax and shit. I'm not some dumbass who goes around fucking with psych meds for fun, I'm crazy enough as is. I'm naturally crazy. The right level of crazy. Crazy where I can predict anything an- well not anything and everything but most things.
 
Tay's reaction to Shinji's AIDS

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Jesus Christ man, either he hasn't absorbed the weight of this fully or he's taking the news like a champ. Poor guy. I'm unironically praying for him tonight.
 
so all these people are fans of sam but somehow don't think he'd prank pull off an aids test? literally the sort of thing every person did to prank a friend for a youtube video back in 2013?
 
it's just a swab test and shinji has never had actual gay sex and is tested all the time, he probably has confidence in the fact that the results aren't correct, the line isn't even fully formed either
 
Shinji is not caring because it's either a bit and he knows it, or he already knew he had AIDS and isn't surprised at the results.

Thinking it's a bit because remember, they've been saying for days "At least one person in the house has AIDS!", obviously they were trying to imply the gay black guy but maybe they were trolling us and were already made aware that Shinji has it and he agreed to do this joke.
 
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The warning on the test was explicit that a positive result isn't definitive and means that an actual HIV blood test should be taken. Jimmy read this warning out loud. Shinji isn't panicking yet because there's a chance that it's a false positive.

Edit: From @no-exit in the Kiwi chat. The test is likely invalid.
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TTS saying shinji has aids

AIDSHOUSE

And Shinji trying to scare
What a crazy day this has been, Bossman loses 6k and Shinji “might have aids”
 
They almost certainly STD tested every contestant. There's no way they would let Shinji in if he had AIDS. They definitely told him to go along with it after he left The Cell and the site went down for 15 minutes.
 
For the people saying the test is real and that Sam is “freaking out”. What would have been the point of the segment in the first place if not to fuck with a contestant? $80 aids tests for funsies?
 
For the people saying the test is real and that Sam is “freaking out”. What would have been the point of the segment in the first place if not to fuck with a contestant? $80 aids tests for funsies?
remember that most of the fishtank audience are retarded zoomers
 
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