Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

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Fareal said:
If you don't gamble, don't ever start.

Of all the addictions, it's the hardest to kick.
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It's a fucked addiction, most are, but what gets me is the duality not common in others, you'll either cling to it and never let go despite everything like BMJ, or you'll want to kill yourself because of the loss and never touch it again.

Still remember taking 10 bones to a casino years back, I legit wanted to just stab myself after losing them, impressed me because I never thought I could hate myself that hard.
 
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Evilronald said:
Lost it all again!
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1962s Godzilla said:
After seeing him in a live gaining then losing 200k in a single session, those are kiddie numbers for the degenerate he is
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Got a link to that session? Just got into Lossman and am completely blown away at how addicted this piece of shit is.

I say piece of shit from how I've seen him yell at his parents, I think he's not long from stealing from them and his brother before he gets thrown in a gutter to rot.
 
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I_R_Octopus said:
I say piece of shit from how I've seen him yell at his parents, I think he's not long from stealing from them and his brother before he gets thrown in a gutter to rot.
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He's already been convicted of grand larceny. Stealing from his family is pretty easy in comparison.
 
happy new year bossmanjack! No matter how many times i see it, the "oh my god i lost x dollars, what the fuck, i'm such an idiot" always has me cackling out of my god damn chair. truly the most degenerate gift that keeps on giving
 
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In all my years upon this Earth, I will never understand people like Austin. Most people would be grateful to get $ 6000, let alone $ 290,000, yet instead of being grateful and taking the money, he allowed his greed to control him, and walked away with nothing.

I pity those that are controlled by their vices.
 
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Cuckoman said:
Also, it would be really awesome with a collage of all his chimpouts, breaking shit and smashing the walls up.
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this isnt a collage, but it is a collection
these are 2 posts i did a while ago with most of his freak-outs, including the walls, door and possessions being destroyed
i combed the thread to find them all for instances like this
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page 201-300
 
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I_R_Octopus said:
Got a link to that session? Just got into Lossman and am completely blown away at how addicted this piece of shit is.

I say piece of shit from how I've seen him yell at his parents, I think he's not long from stealing from them and his brother before he gets thrown in a gutter to rot.
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There is no link to that session because it's impossible for him to lose 200k in one session with the deposit limits on Stake.us. I can't remember a session like that, there were a couple of sessions in which he played with money from ShiftyG/BossGirlShifty, who makes him gamble by proxy with huge amounts of money, but he never lost 200k in those sessions.
 
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Chongqing said:
Has anyone else observing this been tempted to try stake?

Dumber than the lolcow, I know. But I can't help but feel at least a little tempted.

I won't do it, but wow.
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Yeah, to be honest I have. I could see myself enjoying some slot spinning mind rot and if Bossman were better at presenting it, he might even be able to convince me to try. But when you've got Bossman perpetually at 0, scrounging the couch cushions of Stake for affiliate and rakeback so he can get one more hit of Mines, it's the world's best anti-gambling advertisement.
 
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Trying not to powerlevel too hard but I've been witnessed to degenerate gambling like this. I remember getting a call from {redacted} to pick him up from the Casino or else he wasn't going to leave. I arrive and he's up $4000, he then pulls out of his pockets a dozen W-2 G Forms (what you get when you hit a jackpot over $1199.99) by his account he was up to $20,000. And according to him all he had started with was nothing more than a fresh $50 bill. The guy like Bossman loves his high limit Keno, I can't fucking stand Keno it feels like watching the most mind-numbingly dull screensaver as your money is slowly sucked away. Protip: Read The Wizard of Odds guide on Keno it's one of the worst games you can play with its only merit being that if you're not a dope and only betting a $.25 at a time it takes forever to lose your money. But you will majority of the time lose because the odds are total shit.

Anyway I THANK GOD ALMIGHTY that my [redacted] has no knowledge of cryptocurrency and no interest in online gambling. If [redacted] did he and his family would be homeless. With all sincerity I hope Bossmanjack can get a grip on his vice. He seems like a completely and utter shitbag but even so I have empathy with degenerate gamblers. You're never gonna win buddy if you don't have the self control to cash out.
 
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When my wife buys the kid 'surprise collector balls' and he begs for more immediately as if he didn't just rip through a whole pack I show her Bossman clips. She is finally fucking getting it but the kid is going to need a taper at this point.

The way he pulls the trigger on $300+ bets is crazy. He's has such a tolerance built up that he must barely get a hit, it's like it doesn't even register. Bang, bang, bang, bang. I would wait a 20 seconds between Hearthstone packs. When I go to the Casino (once a decade) I milk $20 on quarter poker for all the whiskey comps I can get.

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Nah, it's fun. It would REALLY be depressing if he had kids and a baby momma and somehow had a house and property. That's when shit gets really get sad for gamblers. Right now, he's kinda of an isolated retard. He can lose as much as he won and there aren't really much real world devastating consequences (ignoring his wall, headset and keyboard.)
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Yeah the money is all streaming income, he's perpetually at net 0. Basically living the life of any other neet. You feel bad for his parents but at some point you have to stop because they know what they need to do.

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Kulee Baba said:
Trying not to powerlevel too hard but I've been witnessed to degenerate gambling like this. I remember getting a call from {redacted} to pick him up from the Casino or else he wasn't going to leave. I arrive and he's up $4000, he then pulls out of his pockets a dozen W-2 G Forms (what you get when you hit a jackpot over $1199.99) by his account he was up to $20,000. And according to him all he had started with was nothing more than a fresh $50 bill. The guy like Bossman loves his high limit Keno, I can't fucking stand Keno it feels like watching the most mind-numbingly dull screensaver as your money is slowly sucked away. Protip: Read The Wizard of Odds guide on Keno it's one of the worst games you can play with its only merit being that if you're not a dope and only betting a $.25 at a time it takes forever to lose your money. But you will majority of the time lose because the odds are total shit.

Anyway I THANK GOD ALMIGHTY that my [redacted] has no knowledge of cryptocurrency and no interest in online gambling. If [redacted] did he and his family would be homeless. With all sincerity I hope Bossmanjack can get a grip on his vice. He seems like a completely and utter shitbag but even so I have empathy with degenerate gamblers. You're never gonna win buddy if you don't have the self control to cash out.
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PL, but I knew a guy who wasted over 10,000 euros on heroin in some months, and I thought that was peak degeneracy. But it happened I moved, and I got to know my neighbors, and I was chilling with my next door neighbor, and somehow the discussion veered into vices. Who doesn't have them, right? And he told he had won 5k in internet poker, but there was an in-built waiting period before he could withdraw it, so he decided to keep playing. Lost it all. And I thought wow, now that's lack of self-control. Little did I know, I would find out about BMJ who has literally gambled a million dollars (or something like that, he's platinum user, right?). Why am I even telling this? I never dipped my toes into gambling, addictive personality, so its not good, so while BMJs world has never overlapped with mine, they were adjacent for a passing moment.
 
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I’d love to see Bossman go on Caleb Hammer, that would be some hilarious content. “You are gambling your life away and spending everything that does manage to leave your stake account on drugs.” “Well fuck you Caleb, you’re just mad I fucked your mom. Busted in her tight sweet pussy. You’re a fucking rat, I’m a great gambler.”
 
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