Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[Collections Agent]

As his parents are the biggest enablers I've ever witnessed (like buying him a 1500 USD phone, because his old one doesn't "charge properly anymore") I am sure his parents would take care of it as well. Really good for us for the content, but kinda fucked up if you think about it.

My headcanon is one of his parents wished to never have to work again on a monkey paw so they got oil on their property but had their son never leave lmao

 

[IDanceonTrannyGraves]

I don't know much about this guy, but he just seems like another worthless addict.

 

[Drama Fan]

How old is this fuckin guy? Nigga looks like he's 34 going on 54

He's only 28 which I remember because I was shocked that he's younger than me and looking like he has 10+ years on me.

Lossmancrack gets hate among the Rekieta and Fatrick people because he's Null's pet cow and because he came out of nowhere with a bang. I sort of get it, he's the zoomer's lolcow, you can drop in his stream, watch him gain 5k, lose it all and punch holes in his walls in 5 minutes, fast reward and dopamine hit type of lolcow, not deep sagas with multiple retards orbiting one lolcow like Cyraxx, Fatrick and Chris. But I voted him for the lolcow of the year because he's got that childlike glee in him, how can you not love him doing a short victory dance and then smash his keyboard three minutes later. BMJ is like a drug, watching him play is more addictive than gambling.

Bossman needs to diversify his streams in 2024. I'm really hoping for a fishing stream or some IRL content because I want to see him interact with normal people.
Bossman is great though because his only real A-logs are his loving parents that probably should cut him off but don't. His other A-logs are the rats that show up at his virtual gambling tables with funny names, the mysterious Stake employee that pulls the fucking switch, his own community for not juicing him when he's down to 0 again for the 10th time today, and the walls/furniture in his room.

There's just no way these win streaks aren't pre programmed to happen every now and then before going back to the original programming.

What information to you have about the mysterious switch?

 

[Barsik]

What information to you have about the mysterious switch?

It's probably just baked into the algorithm to be honest. Nobody actually thinks there's a switch that they can flip, but it's pretty believable that they have algorithms that bait you into betting higher.

 

[Chongqing]

Has anyone else observing this been tempted to try stake?

Dumber than the lolcow, I know. But I can't help but feel at least a little tempted.

I won't do it, but wow.

 

[GradeAGobbleDeeGook]

Has anyone else observing this been tempted to try stake?

being genuinely curious i asked this in chat when there were a lot of people present
i asked, generally, "has anybody joined up JUST to get the daily dollar, or anything? has bossman ACTUALLY turned any kiwis?"
and sure they could be lying, but nobody was even remotely interested in gambling in the thread, which is as i suspected
they also felt BMJ was a good billboard for how gambling can ruin your life, which is as i suspected
HIS audience though? BMJs?
163 people, as of yesterday, have signed up using Bossmans referral code for Stake alone

 

[Chongqing]

163 people, as of yesterday, have signed up using Bossmans referral code for Stake alone

That's so crazy.

Spoiler: Do you have the code?

Just kidding

 

[Smokingpoop]

Lossmancrack is such a fucking retard lmao. Im convinced juicers just give him money to see him rage at this point but who doesn't want to see that. I dont get why he doesnt switch to roobet or stake.com at least though, is he really that stupid??

 

[Drama Fan]

It's probably just baked into the algorithm to be honest. Nobody actually thinks there's a switch that they can flip, but it's pretty believable that they have algorithms that bait you into betting higher.

That was what you would call a joke, friend.

 

[Barsik]

That was what you would call a joke, friend.

I'm sorry I thought we were all autistic here

 

[AnOminous]

Any bets on what BMJ is going to do when it's time to file his tax return?

This crackhead has probably never filed a tax return.

Professional gamblers still can't deduct net gambling losses.

If they routinely have annual net losses they probably aren't really professional gamblers, just professional losers.

I honestly pity whatever IRS mutant gets the task of auditing BMJ.

i asked, generally, "has anybody joined up JUST to get the daily dollar, or anything? has bossman ACTUALLY turned any kiwis?"

I did to look at the UI. I'll occasionally dump the dollar on mines with 24.

 

[Mark Goldbridge]

Has anyone else observing this been tempted to try stake?

Dumber than the lolcow, I know. But I can't help but feel at least a little tempted.

I won't do it, but wow.

He's the perfect sponsor for stake, he wins big and freaks out so they share the amazing win but not all the horrible losses. He also baits people that think "oh man I could win so much money if I wasnt as stupid as that dumbass bossmanjack!!!"

He fulfils both sides of stake's audience.

 

[Evilronald]

Mines wins again. He never learns, holy shit.

 

[degengambalar]

Has anyone else observing this been tempted to try stake?

Dumber than the lolcow, I know. But I can't help but feel at least a little tempted.

I won't do it, but wow.

I don't think you understand just how retarded you truly are if you become tempted to gamble because of BMJ.
You spend hours working for your paycheck only to blow it all on stake while BMJ spends minutes crying and suiciding bating so he can lose someone else's money.

 

[Chongqing]

I don't think you understand just how retarded you truly are if you become tempted to gamble because of BMJ.
You spend hours working for your paycheck only to blow it all on stake while BMJ spends minutes crying and suiciding bating so he can lose someone else's money.

I mean, you're not kidding. There's nothing dumber than gambling.

I was feeling tempted to throw in $10 or $20 and then walk away from it, but I can see that's not how the human brain works.

 

[Evilronald]

Lost it all again!

 

[degengambalar]

I mean, you're not kidding. There's nothing dumber than gambling.

I was feeling tempted to throw in $10 or $20 and then walk away from it, but I can see that's not how the human brain works.

Don't do it trust me. Online gambling is fucking retarded anyway, if you're going to gamble go out with some friends to an irl casino with nothing but cash and have a good time.
All these guys who gamble on these crypto casinos are pretty pathetic. You sit there for hours days on end gambling by yourself like a loser.

 

[Evilronald]

Don't do it trust me. Online gambling is fucking retarded anyway, if you're going to gamble go out with some friends to an irl casino with nothing but cash and have a good time.
All these guys who gamble on these crypto casinos are pretty pathetic. You sit there for hours days on end gambling by yourself like a loser.

They’re completely unregulated casinos too, so their payout ratio could be anything they wanted and they can rig shit any way they want.

 

[keke]

If I were him I’d kill myself. Even just seeing his losses stress me the fuck out.

 

[Fareal]

If you don't gamble, don't ever start.

Of all the addictions, it's the hardest to kick.