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Is it over?

  • Yes, I am sad and need a Ben backrub :(

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What are the fish supposed to be doing? Trish and TJ are taped together, Danye's legs are taped, Tay is wearing one boxing glove, Jimmy's feet have tape on them.
Are we just gonna ignore the fact that Jimmy ate the AIDS rice?
Are we surprised at this point? This is the same guy that ate fish food twice and who took 5 minutes to wipe his ass yet didn't wash his hands. Jimmy is gross.
 
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Watching Sam get upset as the fish fail to follow rules and screw up with $800 of AIDS tests is great, and the fact that it's clearly not the intent of the Production shows how badly they understand the show they got.

You have a bunch of retarded zoomers who are being hit by the competency crisis, not in high end manufacturing, but just basic life skills. Make them responsible for stuff and blow out their asses when they fail. Duayne fucking up the last AIDS test to clear Shinji so they don't have to wait till tomorrow for a medic is funnier than every pepper ate, every racial slur shouted, and all the forced comedic bits written by the fish. My favorite memory from Season 1 is that there wasn't a microwave in the house and they had no idea how to work a stove.

I'm not saying it should be the entire show, and there are definitely going to be fish it won't work with because they aren't as incompetent as the average twenty something, but they always should be getting responsibilities and production should always capitalize on when they can't handle basic stuff.
 
Watching Sam get upset as the fish fail to follow rules and screw up with $800 of AIDS tests is great, and the fact that it's clearly not the intent of the Production shows how badly they understand the show they got.

You have a bunch of retarded zoomers who are being hit by the competency crisis, not in high end manufacturing, but just basic life skills. Make them responsible for stuff and blow out their asses when they fail. Duayne fucking up the last AIDS test to clear Shinji so they don't have to wait till tomorrow for a medic is funnier than every pepper ate, every racial slur shouted, and all the forced comedic bits written by the fish. My favorite memory from Season 1 is that there wasn't a microwave in the house and they had no idea how to work a stove.

I'm not saying it should be the entire show, and there are definitely going to be fish it won't work with because they aren't as incompetent as the average twenty something, but they always should be getting responsibilities and production should always capitalize on when they can't handle basic stuff.

It's crazy that they don't have a hundred challenges planned out to pick from at any moment. Crazy they don't have a pool of people ready to go. They shouldn't be hitting up twitter for challenge ideas and bodies 20 days into the show. Jet is the one who is responsible for this show and needs to be held accountable.
 
What are the fish supposed to be doing? Trish and TJ are taped together, Danye's legs are taped, Tay is wearing one boxing glove, Jimmy's feet have tape on them.
Hidden somewhere in the house is a gold brooch shaped like a beetle, smaller than a walnut, without a pin, with a setting for a gemstone but without the stone. If they find it they win $15,000, iirc.

edit prize has been doubled if they find it in the next 20 minutes.
 
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Theory time: IF there is actually a golden beetle somewhere in the house, shinji was tasked with getting rid of all the food out of the fridge to keep the fish away from the fridge as well as Tay getting rid of all the plates and shit. After everything is searched it is revealed to be hidden the door of the fridge the entire time like the scene from El Camino.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUfhFGRKn_Q
 


I didn't see anyone post the money cube antic Tay pulled last night that ended the search. She is stuck wearing a boxing glove and has to clutch her blue plushie doll to her chest with the other arm so she can't really grab or move things easily. She slowly moved the money cube into the bathroom, turned on the sinks to muffle the sound and started dissembling it while in the blind spot because she thinks that its either in the money cube or nowhere in the house at all. Her reasoning is that they made a big fuss about the Cell for 10k and then just suddenly "oh here is 15k to go find a gold scarab" nonchalantly.
 
This is old, but I'm putting it here for posterity because it came up in fishchat. After Summer's Swamp Magic, she was put in the doghouse. She rubbed at least one of the Japanese flashcards Shinji made for her on her snatch.


This seems relevant since she wants to be Shinji's pen pal after he's out of the tank, presumably so she gets more paper he wrote on to shove into her vagina.
 
Hidden somewhere in the house is a gold brooch shaped like a beetle, smaller than a walnut, without a pin, with a setting for a gemstone but without the stone. If they find it they win $15,000, iirc.

edit prize has been doubled if they find it in the next 20 minutes.
That explains what they're doing but why are they taped up?
 
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What do you think guys, is the beetle real?
Maybe. Maybe it's 100% real and the crew were hoping the fish would look for it in a frenzy and fight each other to find it, destroying the house as they look. The problem is that the fish are exhausted from the previous challenges and they also don't trust the crew. I've heard the fish say they don't think the beetle is real. So they really don't have their heart in this challenge, and I don't blame them.

It could also be real but something stupid, like an object mentioned in a book, or maybe it's a drawing/pattern in the wallpaper or ceiling etc.

edit: Jimmy has declared he quit the challenge, Trish did too. Everyone else is just half ass looking and discussing how it's probably not real. Lol another production L.

Tay is talking to Jimmy. She thinks that Sam ate it and puked it up because he was weirdly making it a point to show that he swallowed something then puked. She also thinks maybe Abby has it and isn't saying.

Meanwhile, Danye thinks you have to ring the bell and start a beef so one of the crew will come up. He thinks they will bring the beetle. No one likes this idea because no one wants to ring the bell and get sent to the dog house. Jimmy ranted about how the dog house is the gayest and most retarded idea the crew has come up with.

The only one who seems to be somewhat looking is Tay, everyone else isn't bothering.

Edit: Jimmy thinks Abby knows where it is because she said "we hid it" and he's convinced it was a Freudian slip. He is now interrogating her and she's denying it. He and Tay don't believe her.

Danye finally rings the bell. He tells Josie he has a beef with the beetle and wants to fight it. Josie said it isn't even real. Then clarifies that she just meant that it's not sentient. Josie then says it's time to switch disabilities. Jimmy is going to be taped to Abby.

Danye makes Josie assure him that the beetle is real and really in the house. She says it is.

Even after Josie says it's real and in the house, the fish aren't busting their butt to find it. Trish said she has a headache and feels very weak due to lack of sleep and no real food. Trish said she needs food.

I know this is supposed to be a "hell house" type thing but really if Sam and Jet want high energy and engaging fish they are going to have to allow them some time to rest and eat decent food every once in a while.

Tay and Danye are discussing that it could be in the trash bags. You know, the ones filled with shit and puke. Right after discussing this, the site fucks up and now streaming isn't working. Which is good, because I was not about to watch people dig through shit and puke bags.

Welp, I'll check back later, streaming is fucked and who knows when it will get fixed.
 
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I didn't see anyone post the money cube antic Tay pulled last night that ended the search. She is stuck wearing a boxing glove and has to clutch her blue plushie doll to her chest with the other arm so she can't really grab or move things easily. She slowly moved the money cube into the bathroom, turned on the sinks to muffle the sound and started dissembling it while in the blind spot because she thinks that its either in the money cube or nowhere in the house at all. Her reasoning is that they made a big fuss about the Cell for 10k and then just suddenly "oh here is 15k to go find a gold scarab" nonchalantly.
Is Ben gaslighting, lying or telling the truth, it's impossible to tell.
 
looks like they got swatted
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The last few posts are really evident about another shit show in the way Fishtank is run. They openingly lie and gaslight the Fish, but they also need really need to have actual boundaries to run a safe show.

Now that can run things really tight so that anything the Fish can do that isn't risking the other Fish or the show is cool, but in that case you don't have a clear box of money that can be easily thrown to be broken, or opened by hand with out any specialized tools.

Realistically, they either need to have a system where the Fish can understand they are being communicated to outside the bounds of the contest, or you don't have Fish able to lose by following the instructions of staff.
 
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