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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    763
The Tay incident confirms that she not a tranny.

The bathroom cam, the cell bathroom and the closet are kinda risky.

Suummer also had an incident with the closet.
 
">no cow tipping rule"
"The moment you create a causal link between the cows and the farm tipping has occured"
/tv/ people are the dumbest niggers alive. They don't know what cowtipping even means. There's a big difference between posting an IRL photo of some lolcows house and saying "Hi" then paying for two people to have a dinner date on a website that allows it to anyone.
Seriously. The "no cow-tipping" rule came about because weens in 2009 kept calling the Chandlers' personal lines and spamming JULAYYYY. It came about well before cows could turn on a camera and fire up a livestream for the the public, it came about well before cows spent hours sitting on Twitter. Plenty of Kiwis give Bossmanjack some juice, plenty of Kiwis hang out on KingCobraJFS' streams, one of Rekeita's funniest moments came about from some random donator that was likely a Kiwi telling him to "PULL UP". The rule is intended to prevent people from doing some 4chan-style "WE ARE ANONYMOUS WE ARE LEGION" attention-grabbing bullshit, not to force Kiwis to not interact with people on the same level a normal person reasonably could. They offered the option to pay $800 to make the fish go on a date, and someone paid that sum. Yeah that's some real cow-tipping right there.

Are the Kiwis in the room with us now?
 
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Forgot to watch I was making the worst shit on earth
 
Sam says TJ can get the full 5 points if he cuts his hair as short as Sam's. His hair is now short and fucked up like Sam's. Him having short hair really does ruin the "wholesome" good boy look but tbh he doesn't look bad.
I don't think he was told he'd get 5 points to cut his hair. Sam took away 1 point from him because he ruined the bit by going first and he said he'd give it back if he fucked up his hair so he either got 0 points or 1 point, depending on how production understood.

The problem is the contestants are smarter than S1 crew, Tay instantly realized she would never manage to win if TJ took it seriously and Trish didnt want to cut PERIOD. It was a dumb challenge and TJ stood no chance at executing Sam's shitty joke, even before his mental retardation is taken into account. Once again Sam is rage tarding out at his own fuckups.
Sam was expecting that they would take his several warnings to heart, that they aren't here to be friends and this is a competition. My guess is Sam wanted TJ to lie about cutting his hair and say he wouldn't do it if the girls did it, and then cut it in the end anyways to win the challenge and fuck over the other fish. Unfortunately the fish are all retarded and won't compete with each other without being told to.

Anyone know why the bedframe is in the hallway?
Jimmy was told to move everything out of B1 by Jet before the cell challenge, I guess he just ran out of room in B3 or figured he was taking too long and just left it there.

Also since most people missed it, Dunye and Trish's fight started over a comment about drinking from the hamster water containers. Vance came in to film and told everybody to drink some water, Dunye and someone else had already been over there drinking so Trish made some comment about not wanting to drink right after everybody else. Dunye has repeatedly been shown to get very upset by TTS calling his cleanliness into question and this was no different, he immediately started talking shit to her and calling her out on sleeping with Brian. Then he just kept going from there, it wasn't set up by production unless he was told way before hand to do it and he just now decided it would be a good time.

The person who was told by Sam directly to start shit was Trish. In the attic on the night Brian was eliminated (so the night before the cell), Sam told her she needed to start talking shit to somebody, and the therapy circle would be a good time. She ended up saying nothing in the therapy circle and still hasn't talked shit, even when Dunye was talking shit to her and nobody would be upset if she talked shit back. She basically just shut down and said nothing. I've held out hope that she'd eventually have a character, but she's so insecure she attaches herself to an attractive man and uses that as a personality. She has 0 chance of winning at this point.
 
Ironic they call us troons when most of them are tranny chasers
4chan: /lgbt/ board, /gif/ full of blacked and tranny porn with mods' blessing, and constant tranny ops on all boards

Its probably one discord tranny itself saying that stuff. On another thought I wouldn't be surprised if 99% of the simp spam was from some tranny discord, too. Youve got to be severely porn addicted and mentally ill to do so even "ironically".
 
Private tags are for two explicit reasons:
1) Nude images or videos of on-topic people.
2) Dox in page 1.

Please stop using private tags for the most random shit. This site is open to guests by design.
 
Since getting his hair fucked up beyond belief, the shitty clothes they make him wear just makes TJ look like Jet. I've been getting them confused with each other quite a lot since then especially when TJ isn't facing the camera.
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TJ is currently shaving what remains of his hair in the master bathroom
Did he get permission? I thought he wasn't allowed to do that. Then again his whole arc is defined by defying rules so I guess they can't be mad either way.
 
He was only gone for a few hours and they try to speedrun the Stanford Prison Experiment.
They  wish they had content as good as the Stanford Prison Experiment.

I've said it before and I'll say it again... Top fishtank ideas.

1. Stanford Prison Experiment.
2. Milgram's electroshock experiment. Sam is in a lab coat telling a fish 'the experiment must continue' as screams ring out from the adjacent room.
3. Hypnosis experiment: Recruit hypnotically susceptible individuals and bring in a professional hypnotist. Have some people be legit hypnotized and some just pretending. Have some people know others hypnotic 'triggers' to fuck with them (or pretend to). Gaslighting + hypnosis = entertainment gold
 
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