🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[luigismanslave]

That would make it gay and too normie.

there's a reason every show uses the format- it works

 

[Pringles Can]

TJ has rang the bell. He says he has beef with...Sam?!

Sam tells them to fetch the boxing gloves. TJ is mad about his hats being taken away, apparently. Ben gives TJ boxing gloves and also head gear for safety reasons. Somehow he is wearing both the boxing headgear and that silly spinning hat lol.

Jesus christ, I thought Sam would go easy on TJ since he's way bigger, stronger, and more experienced, but he is legit bodying him, knocked his mouth guard out and knocked him over several times. His mouth is bleeding. Sam eventually calls a stop because he's whooping his ass. To TJ's credit he didn't give up, Sam even acknowledged that he's got big balls. Says no more stupid hats and his name is back to TJ for proving himself

Side note, has anyone notice how much Sam plays around and almost flirts with Trish?

Sam asks TJ if he should bring Taylor up, it's his call. TJ says no, everyone praises him for rejecting the Taylor.

huge W for TJ. I was fully expecting him to quit the moment sam asked him if he wanted to quit, but him saying he wanted more earned some huge respect for me since sam was punching the absolute fuck out of him and only holding back a little.

 

[C. Cactus]

I'm glad Sam went hard on TJ during the sparring. Calling a beef on the fucking Judge himself should be as big a deal as it implies. And good on TJ for not giving up or being a pussy, and on Sam for recognizing his character development and letting him take off the silly hat. Somebody please clip this entire thing for the thread.

Also, whoever said they like how involved Sam is this season is right. Some of Sam's planned MDE sketches are entertaining, but I think where his comedy really shines is when he's fucking with people free-form, without a script. His "Judge" character is one of the the funniest things about the show. He's a natural improviser, and he's able to motivate the fish way better than the rest of the crew.

 

[feral cat #6385]

there's a reason every show uses the format- it works

Works for normie, oversocialized retards maybe. If I wanted to see mean girl bullshit I'd go to work.

 

[Pringles Can]

I'm glad Sam went hard on TJ during the sparring. Calling a beef on the fucking Judge himself should be as big a deal as it implies. And good on TJ for not giving up or being a pussy, and on Sam for recognizing his character development and letting him take off the silly hat. Somebody please clip this entire thing for the thread.

I got the fight between sam and TJ from twitter.

https://twitter.com/fishtankhouse/status/1744176281053266403

 

[Karen Horney]

Fishing 50 shrimp out of a bucket of cottage cheese.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Fishing 50 shrimp out of a bucket of cottage cheese.
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This is the kind of ritual that one should be seeing on a new season of fishtank. Between this and finding out one of the cast mates has AIDS, I say they should have more of these one upping situations.

 

[hotdog farmer]

I'm glad Sam went hard on TJ during the sparring. Calling a beef on the fucking Judge himself should be as big a deal as it implies. And good on TJ for not giving up or being a pussy, and on Sam for recognizing his character development and letting him take off the silly hat. Somebody please clip this entire thing for the thread.

Also, whoever said they like how involved Sam is this season is right. Some of Sam's planned MDE sketches are entertaining, but I think where his comedy really shines is when he's fucking with people free-form, without a script. His "Judge" character is one of the the funniest things about the show. He's a natural improviser, and he's able to motivate the fish way better than the rest of the crew.

I agree but I doubt he'll spend MORE time in the tank than he already is just to mitigate Jet's shortcomings

 

[Hector Hamsteak]

For anyone that missed it, When Sam was doing a little comedy stand up bit to the Fish earlier, a Marky TTS made it through that seemed to piss him off enough he asks who is Running TTS and can they fucking turn it off before he stormed down to the Basement. Guess Marky shit really does effect him still.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

When Sam was doing a little comedy stand up bit to the Fish earlier, a Marky TTS made it through that seemed to piss him off enough he asks who is Running TTS and can they fucking turn it off before he stormed down to the Basement.

This reeks of /tv/ bullshit. I was watching it live and people kept spamming the laughing TTS and he got pissed I didn't hear anything about Marky

DISREGARD THIS POST I WAS WRONG

 

[King George III]

I caught this at the perfect moment; Tay staring at the ground and TJ smiling like a psycho

 

[Karen Horney]

For anyone that missed it, When Sam was doing a little comedy stand up bit to the Fish earlier, a Marky TTS made it through that seemed to piss him off enough he asks who is Running TTS and can they fucking turn it off before he stormed down to the Basement. Guess Marky shit really does effect him still.

Does anyone have a clip of this? There was a "marquis" one earlier too.

 

[<3 norafawn]

Hey ladies turbochad here, please don't remove your shoes and rub your feet while we're on a date at the restaurant.

Thank you.

 

[luigismanslave]

Hey ladies turbochad here, please don't remove your shoes and rub your feet while we're on a date at the restaurant.

Thank you.

this explains a lot about my love life, never knew

 

[Hector Hamsteak]

This reeks of /tv/ bullshit. I was watching it live and people kept spamming the laughing TTS and he got pissed I didn't hear anything about Marky

You can see the Marky posts gets him agitated when he's sitting on the couch, the laughing spam that is what pushes him over the edge and he goes off

 

[Sicko Hunter]

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LOL no wonder he got so mad

 

[Karen Horney]

Jet you sloppy bastard buy pants that fit. These are a solid FOOT too long.

 

[t(h)rash]

I caught this at the perfect moment; Tay staring at the ground and TJ smiling like a psycho
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I'm actually curious to see how a forced date between Jimmy and Tayleigh would play out. They seem to have become closer recently.

 

[Marche]

Jet you sloppy bastard buy pants that fit. These are a solid FOOT too long.
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But they make him feel heckin valid and manly dood.

 

[New Briefcase]

Works for normie, oversocialized retards maybe. If I wanted to see mean girl bullshit I'd go to work.

Agree. Fishtank wouldn't be fun if it was budget survivor/big brother (US/can/aus) where people get voted off. Getting a bunch of autists to play a social manipulation game would be boring because the least autistic person will run the house and steamroll everyone else.

The Genius is the show that I think has the format that would work best with fishtank: it was a korean show where the big brain games they played encouraged "ugly victories and beautiful defeats": ie. the games encouraged alliances and betrayal. The main idea being that coming in first or joint first in a challenge gave you immunity, and the loser of the day's challenge had to duel someone else in a deathmatch. Replace the high iq challenges with some weird fishtank stuff and you've got yourself a basic format.

[edit because my keyboard fucked up and message hit send too early]