🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Um...]

He has the pic of him and his sex worker pinned on his Xitter like she’s some kind of trophy, the poor shmuck.

“Lookit me and mah hot gf you guys!” Lol
It’s the one where he’s wearing the fake RL shirt too

That fake logo still cracks me up. This whole trainwreck is hilarious.

 

[AnOminous]

That fake logo still cracks me up. This whole trainwreck is hilarious.

Holy shit, you'd have to be a blind retard to think that was legit.

 

[porkWellington]

Link: https://nitter.net/TheRalphRetort/status/1744178426045460718#m

Archive: https://archive.md/4g1Y7

Ralph has failed the Green Line Test:

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Holy shit, you'd have to be a blind retard to think that was legit.

Same could be said for thinking that woman was his real honest girlfriend.

 

[AltisticRight]

 

[Douglas Mortimer]

Even if you are a fat fuck never ever enter a pool with your shirt on

it's one of the most disgraceful acts you can commit

 

[AltisticRight]

Even if you are a fat fuck never ever enter a pool with your shirt on

it's one of the most disgraceful acts you can commit

Even for a deflated lard blob like Ethan, he should just take his shirt off and embrace his gunt. He'll just look like one of the countless billions of obese people on the planet. Only the Kiwi Farms would mock his deformed lard curtain.

With a skin on, he just looks like a beached orca, minus the hunting and parental instincts. One's an apex predator of the oceans, the other is an apex nigger of pick-mes.

 

[AnOminous]

Same could be said for thinking that woman was his real honest girlfriend.

He doesn't think that, but he thinks the mongos who follow him do.

 

[UCantCCPMe]

This whole hired gf ploy feels like another attempt to get Pantsu back. It's more "How to get your wife back" psychobabble. My theory is that by showing himself with a hotter woman he's hoping to trigger Amanda's insecurity and suddenly she'll want him back. Like a toddler that's not interested in their toy until some other kid is playing with it.

Ralph, that kind of thing isn't going to work for a number of reasons:

1. You two were married for less than a year. There's no long bond between you two. In reality, you barely know this horsewoman.

2. You treated her and Rozy like complete shit the entire time they were with you. Blowing smoke in the kids face, verbally and physically assaulting your wife, the constant disrespect to both Pantsu and her family.

3. That psuedo psychobabble is retarded armchair grifting. The secret is to work on yourself, deal with your issues, cry if you must but do some introspection and become a better person. Right about now would be a good time to turn your Christian LARP into an actual religious devotion and humble yourself Ethan.

4. Dude, she moved not out of town or out of state...... she moved to a different country, with no notice and got restraining orders against you. This relationship is deader than the horse it's very existence was beating.

 

[AltisticRight]

That fake logo still cracks me up. This whole trainwreck is hilarious.

It's not even a good fake, this is so embarrassing.
What the fuck is that emblem? Cathulu?

 

[Braphamut]

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It's not even a good fake, this is so embarrassing.
What the fuck is that emblem? Cathulu?

Some Rorschach shit.

I see a hunchback holding a pair of crutches sitting on an unconscious prone figure.

Maybe it is a custom to represent him defeating Jim or his own brother.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

What the fuck is that emblem?

A work entitled Conception of Re-roll.

Ethan should be bullied mercilessly for wearing a shirt at the beach and in the pool. Even PPP is secure enough in his body to go shirtless online. The only realm in which Ethan ever feels shame is in his body, but his actions and self-pity are even more revolting than his physical form.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

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Link: https://nitter.net/TheRalphRetort/status/1744178426045460718#m

Archive: https://archive.md/4g1Y7

Ralph has failed the Green Line Test:

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TAKE YOUR KNOCKOFF RALPH LAUREN SHIRT OFF YOU SAGGY TITTY BITCH FAGGOT

 

[AltisticRight]

I wonder how much he paid for that knockoff?
It's fine if he deliberately bought the fake, even if it's obvious a mile away. I have a feeling he got it for "real price".
Polos aren't even that expensive, they're about Shenzhen prices when on discount, which happens at least once a month.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

I miss the old Ralph, Straight from the dome Ralph
Chop up the coke Ralph, smack up the hoes Ralph
I hate the new Ralph, the bad mood Ralph
The always Jewed Ralph, sleeping to news Ralph
I used to love Ralph, I used to love Ralph
I even had the fake polo I thought I was Ralph
What if Ralph did a stream called Ralph? MAN THAT'S BE SO RALPH!

 

[bile demon]

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It's not even a good fake, this is so embarrassing.
What the fuck is that emblem? Cathulu?

I like how whatever poor soul was in charge of stealing the original design didn't even bother to make a proper tail, just flipped the front right leg, stuck it on the horse's ass and called it a day.

 

[Sneeds]

I wonder if that is that Wal-Mart “US Polo Assn” or some other China to Mexico knock-off brand we don’t see stateside?

I mean I can understand if you can’t afford YSL, Prada, Burberry, etc… but Ralph Lauren polo is explicitly a lower cost brand made for mall retail trade. It was created to coattail ride the brand association with the higher end Ralph Lauren Collection or RL Purple Label. So it’s already a middle price point fashion brand. Ralph really needs to save that $50 and go with the knock-off of a mall retail brand?

A Us Polo Assn shirt from JC Penney looks similar to gunt’s shirt

But since he’s in Mexico, there’s a lot of fake shops out there that sell fake LV, Gucci, Fendi, Chanel, Polo, Nike, Jordans, etc. He probably got it off a street vendor

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

It's so fucking funny he tried to monetise her facedox like anybody would give that much of a shit.

He's gotten so fucking boring lately just trying to bait big fish into driving engagement for him. Even Boogie is wise enough to it that he doesn't bite.

Since his board has been absorbed by other Sektur lolcows I've had to find my amusement in the Gunt (F) sphere instead.

Fucking embarrassing.

 

[AnOminous]

A Us Polo Assn shirt from JC Penney looks similar to gunt’s shirt

I wonder if whoever sold the Gullible Gunt that shirt as a Ralph Lauren just had a bunch of Penney shirts and decided to sell them to morons. You can bet Ralph is an obvious mark.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I wonder if whoever sold the Gullible Gunt that shirt as a Ralph Lauren just had a bunch of Penney shirts and decided to sell them to morons. You can bet Ralph is an obvious mark.

Ralph is such a retard that he’d brag about paying brand name prices for cheap knock-offs.

Typical fatherless nigger behavior.