Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Uber driver reviewer]

Are the live chats being archived in this thread? Only seeing the odd clip here and there…

PCTLM should have it all

 

[Marc]

Meanwhile he's a stroked-out faggot you can tell has massive brain damage just looking at his utterly retarded shit-eating expressions.

Shit is too lean to describe it.

 

[Crispy Jakes]

About this latest livestream; some of you are still expecting way too much from him. It's like you've forgotten his brain is cottage cheese from the repeated blood deaths to the point where he's choosing cocomelon nursery jingles for his theme music.

He's a boomer who has reached the cognitive decline of a toddler wanting ice cream for breakfast. He's too far gone, just enjoy the freak show.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

the carnivore diet cured the eczema on his eyebrow? amazing.

Yeah this is typical of people who treat their new diet like a religion. The moment something positive changes in their lives it's all due to the diet.

I know an older guy who, no word of a lie, claimed that when he stopped eating gluten he only had to get up once during the night to piss instead of two or more. The fact that gluten has nothing to do with your prostate means either your prostate is getting better or you're sleeping more soundly. But we're wired to see connections where none exist. Fatty is too much of a mushbrain to understand this.

He's still using seasonings and drinking coffee both of which are PLANTS. He needs to get liver king on and go on a raw organ meats diet supplemented by $15,000 a month worth of roids.

He's also eating cheese which contains lactose which is a sugar which means it's a sometimes thing when going carnivore. You're supposed to eat it in moderation or find a lactose free cheese. They tend to have minimal sugar in them.

I like the concept of these things but in reality... they kinda suck. There are times you need to bake things that need to be done at different temperatures so you either need to fiddle with the timing or find a happy medium between them.

But how many times does it happen that you need to do this and does it require you to buy another kitchen gadget to do it? My suggestion? Be more creative. Green beans can be roasted in the oven or done on the stove top. There you go. No need for another air fryer which Jagoff seems to always flip back and forth over whether they're good or not.

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

ut how many times does it happen that you need to do this and does it require you to buy another kitchen gadget to do it? My suggestion? Be more creative. Green beans can be roasted in the oven or done on the stove top

Bingo. The menu is up to you, you can look at it, go "yea I can't do these two things at the same time this way" and substitute. Gods not gonna come down and mandate you make roasted chicken and a casserole at the exact same time with only one oven.

 

[Tiresome]

Yeah this is typical of people who treat their new diet like a religion. The moment something positive changes in their lives it's all due to the diet.

I've seen this especially when the first thing people say is "My skin cleared right up!" It's almost like skin is constantly changing and this is the first time you noticed, fathead.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I've seen this especially when the first thing people say is "My skin cleared right up!" It's almost like skin is constantly changing and this is the first time you noticed, fathead.

I'm going to gently disagree with this. Skin does rapidly change; if you've spent the last week stressing out and eating crap and energy drinks, your skin is going to look noticeably worse. If you've turned over a new leaf for real this time and started drinking water and bathing, seven days into the new year your skin might have visibly improved enough for compliments.

No change visible in Jack: he has the milky, slightly yellowed skin you usually see on a fresh corpse, after circulation stops but before all the blood pools. It's really uncanny.

 

[Andoxico]

Somehow Jagoff's sugar levels went up 23% in a single day despite not eating any carbs

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

I believe many of you unfairly criticize Jack for disliking niggers. I'm in fine health, and not too fond of them either.

By all means, he's a fat retard, but not because of that; it's odd to me when I revisit this thread and continue to see it brought up out of nowhere.

 

[Kung Pow]

The thing about carnivore diet that make it ""work"" isn't the meat itself, it is the fact that you are eliminating food that are harmful to you somehow and you don't know it, like poorly washed vegetables with pesticide, industrial crap made by indolent faggots, or just some genetic fuckery that makes it bad for you to eat certain foods, but not in a way that makes you notice.

But here comes Jack, making fucking chicken dough pizza with cheese, butter, cream and processed meat.
If he survives this year it will be a Christmas miracle.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Somehow Jagoff's sugar levels went up 23% in a single day despite not eating any carbs

Fasting CBG on a daily basis shows nothing; post A1c, you coward.

(These are not great fasting CBGs, though)

 

[AnOminous]

The thing about carnivore diet that make it ""work"" isn't the meat itself, it is the fact that you are eliminating food that are harmful to you somehow and you don't know it, like poorly washed vegetables with pesticide, industrial crap made by indolent faggots, or just some genetic fuckery that makes it bad for you to eat certain foods, but not in a way that makes you notice.

The real mechanic is just like keto, you go into ketosis which catalyzes rapid fat-burning (over the usual where the body prefers to burn muscle first).

It probably helps if your non-meat diet is full of absolute crap, but you could stop eating absolute crap without going keto/carnivore.

 

[Gulls on Film]

Seeing as Jack said the chicken breast pizza crust was Jr's idea I think, hope and pray we will have Cooking With Jack Jr. Given his history of terrible career choices it seems reasonable for him to follow in his dad's footsteps in having a shitty cooking show that only gets hate views.

"Jack Jr suggested the chicken breast crust" is fucking bullshit. I googled "carnivore pizza" when he first announced it just to preview the horrors he was going to unleash, and basically every single recipe did a chicken base. That's just another way for him to weasel out of crediting the original recipe. Can you imagine Jack Jr popping out of his gamer cave after a long day of calling children nigger faggots to suggest recipe pro-tips for his dad? "Father, I know you have been struggling to craft the perfect no-carb pizza recipe, and I believe I have a solution. Chicken crust." And then they spend 30 minutes loading Jack into their Mobility Van to go to Sam's Club.

By the way, one of google's auto-complete for carnivore pizza is "carnivore pizza tiktok" so you can probably guess that's where he stole the recipe.

 

[Piggle Rick]

He's also eating cheese which contains lactose which is a sugar which means it's a sometimes thing when going carnivore. You're supposed to eat it in moderation or find a lactose free cheese. They tend to have minimal sugar in them.

You have got to be careful with even lactose-free dairy though. Some of it has just as much sugar as normal dairy, it’s just been split into different types of sugars that are easier to digest. I doubt any doctor has recommended what this retard is doing. If he said “carnivore” they might have assumed lean grilled chicken breast or similar, not globs of cream and fistfuls of processed cheese. I would feel sorry for him b/c he’s clearly not the full quid, but he’s an abrasive asshole and it’s all self inflicted.

 

[Mundane Ralph]

I don't know why I didn't think to include this with the meats but here's the cheeses he used.

 

[Fortnite Bear]

I found the exact meats he used in case anybody is curious about the ingredients.

Member's Mark Uncured Black Forest Ham
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Member's Mark Hard Salami
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Hormel Pepperoni
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Great Value Italian Sausage
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I don't know why I didn't think to include this with the meats but here's the cheeses he used.
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Jack would flip his shit if he read our thread on meat and cheese in america

 

[Charlie Delicious]

Jack opening by mocking people with a stupid voice made me grateful for everything I have.
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Food. Family. Fun.

Food: nitrate ridden meat atrocities
Family: unemployed n-word screaming douchebag freeloader son
Fun: grouchy obese boomer complaining for an hour straight on livestream

 

[EatBeforeYouEat]

This guy is so out of touch with reality it's fucking incredible. Him saying that Doctors are afraid of promoting a carnivore diet because they are scared of losing their jobs is hysterical. If anything people like Jack who love to do "personal research" about complex topics without any foundational knowledge are instrumental in strengthening physician the job market.

 

[lindsayfan]

just wanted to "appreciate" this back-to-back jakatak tongue action avi situation

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

Beeepies 161/92
SHURGUR: 142
Weight 279
Sleep:gud
Ankles: naturally moisturized