Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

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Duration of Rehab Saga Mk. IV

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Bossman jack wouldn't end up paying shit even if audited. They'd declare by default he owes taxes on his superchat donos, maybe his winnings, and then he will just file his return and show all of his gambling losses wiping out all his gains.
It doesn't work that way. The daily Stake money isn't "winnings," it's normal income. His losses exceed his wins and you can only deduct losses up to the amount of winnings. The only reason they wouldn't fuck him up the ass is if they decide he'll never pay, and there's no reason to expect them to figure that out or to care if they do.

Also you seriously think this faggot keeps receipts? He couldn't prove shit.
 
It doesn't work that way. The daily Stake money isn't "winnings," it's normal income. His losses exceed his wins and you can only deduct losses up to the amount of winnings. The only reason they wouldn't fuck him up the ass is if they decide he'll never pay, and there's no reason to expect them to figure that out or to care if they do.

Also you seriously think this faggot keeps receipts? He couldn't prove shit.
For most gamblers losses are limited to winnings, but if he's "professional" it's all piled together into business income. I think he'd have a case to argue that he's a professional gambler considering he does fuck all else and that's also what he's famous for.
He would probably want to start keeping some of his winnings though.
 
For most gamblers losses are limited to winnings, but if he's "professional" it's all piled together into business income. I think he'd have a case to argue that he's a professional gambler considering he does fuck all else and that's also what he's famous for.
He would probably want to start keeping some of his winnings though.
The vast majority of his income is stream donations. I imagine they IRS would classify him as a streamer and not a gambler.
 
For most gamblers losses are limited to winnings, but if he's "professional" it's all piled together into business income. I think he'd have a case to argue that he's a professional gambler considering he does fuck all else and that's also what he's famous for.
He isn't if he loses it all. A business is an activity engaged in with the expectation of profit. Since the only thing he spends the tiny amounts of money he gets is on crack, I'll also note crack is not deductible.

And again, it's up to him to prove it's a business. He can't do that. Bitch can't even buy a keyboard.
 
I wish people would shut the fuck up about taxes. Can't we just cross that bridge when we get there?
You see in front of of you one of the most simple and entertaining cows of all time, a guy mostly known for punching his walls and saying he fucked people's moms, and you decide to fixate on hypothetical taxes?
Why are you so miserable and why do you insist on spreading your joyless faggotry to people on this thread?

Besides, this thread is nearly 500 pages long, no genius observation about BMJ's income or whatever boring bullshit you have hasn't been said 20 times already by some other autistic, joyless motherfucker so just stop.
 
if you work for the IRS please kill yourself immediately.
I hate the IRS as much as the next guy, but many young men could learn a lot from Harold Crick, you know, minus having to hunt down a narrator.

Thread tax: His dad won't give him the tough love he needs because he's a junkie too. Imagine being gutless with a gut like that.
 
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Austin calls stake retarded and almost breaks his chair
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Someone in chat (probably a rat) seems to be encouraging his paranoia
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Austin calls stake retarded and almost breaks his chair
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I just love the way he throws open his sheet door when he's mad/happy. Although I am thinking it might be even funnier if BossmanDad purchased a high quality solid wood door and installed hinges with powerful hydraulic buffers. Just imagining him trying to slam the door and it just slowly closes or him trying to punch a hole through solid wood makes me laugh.

Side note, I wish one of his juices would pay him to totally clean his room, and patch the hole in his wall just so we can start from 0 again.
 
I just love the way he throws open his sheet door when he's mad/happy. Although I am thinking it might be even funnier if BossmanDad purchased a high quality solid wood door and installed hinges with powerful hydraulic buffers. Just imagining him trying to slam the door and it just slowly closes or him trying to punch a hole through solid wood makes me laugh.

Side note, I wish one of his juices would pay him to totally clean his room, and patch the hole in his wall just so we can start from 0 again.
Would be funny to watch his little noodle arms snap while punching solid wood lmfao.
 
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Clipped a longer version from the moment that Eddie flipped the switch and caused Bossman to lose.
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This video is also half the file size, higher res (720p) and the audio is untouched from the original.
Someone in chat (probably a rat) seems to be encouraging his paranoia
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Much like Chris Chan, BMJ is completely incapable of understanding who is an actual genuine supporter and who is a troll/rat pretending to be one to get content out of him.
 
Much like Chris Chan, BMJ is completely incapable of understanding who is an actual genuine supporter and who is a troll/rat pretending to be one to get content out of him.
It doesn't even matter, even if he sees what he thinks is a rat he'll ban them and/or demand a sub pack or money as ransom. Friend or foe, doesn't matter to Austin, he just sees fingers that could be lifted.
 
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Much like Chris Chan, BMJ is completely incapable of understanding who is an actual genuine supporter and who is a troll/rat pretending to be one to get content out of him.
How many legitimate supporters does he even have? I imagine at this point most people are watching him and giving him money just to see him chimp out and break shit when he loses everything.
 
I wish people would shut the fuck up about taxes. Can't we just cross that bridge when we get there?
You see in front of of you one of the most simple and entertaining cows of all time, a guy mostly known for punching his walls and saying he fucked people's moms, and you decide to fixate on hypothetical taxes?
Why are you so miserable and why do you insist on spreading your joyless faggotry to people on this thread?

Besides, this thread is nearly 500 pages long, no genius observation about BMJ's income or whatever boring bullshit you have hasn't been said 20 times already by some other autistic, joyless motherfucker so just stop.
Honestly this. While the IRS is ALWAYS after your money... Bossman has none. He loses it all every day for our amusement. It's doubtful they'll touch a guy that has nothing.

So just kick back, relax, and watch as he commits genocide on all the peripherals of his computer. I'm waiting for Total Monitor Death and the memes that'll come when he scavenges a old DVI one from Goodwill
 
I think it's been said already gambling is already a fools game unless you are betting a rigged sports match you rigged yourself. I had a hot streak one night in Vegas made $400-500 at casino war, I'm not certain why or how but, I could see the next card coming a percentage of the time. They saw me doing well and switched dealers and then hot streak ended immediately and I walked off with what I had gained. Cards are cards the roulette table is made of wood and metal and probably plastic these days but, a fucking computer based gambling system? Oh no no no no, anyone with a basic understanding of computers knows you can dial that code to whatever the fuck you want and to cross that with an unregulated computer based gambling system at that? Why not just buy some coke and fentanyl and enjoy pissing that money away for the 30+ minute buzz? I feel so bad for his parents, they seem like good people who maybe didn't steer him right immediately after HS.
 
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Jesus fucking christ i don't know why this guy's parents don't just walk into his room and blow his brains out all over his computer screen. I simply cannot comprehend the mind of a gambler but I can only imagine it as pure rot.
If I were his dad, I would pay passive attention to his streams until he hits big then walk into his room, restrain him, and cash his shit out for him.
 
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