DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Lord_Point]

Did any other straight guys on here download pictures of nude black males with erections to your hard drive and rehost them on your own blog? No? Just Phil?

I really wasn't on the "Phil is gay" camp so much as I was on the "Phil is severely immature and sexuality is another facet of that", but it's getting increasingly harder to argue against him just being gay.

Phil is definitly immature when it comes to sexuality for sure, but its hard to ignore that all his sexual jokes lean towards gay shit.

Its like if phil owned a sandwhich shop and kept making inncorrect change.
If he always gave back incorrect change in his favor then hes probally a crook.
If the change is in your favor half the time then he is just retarded.
If he keeps drops the change on the floor because hes trying to suck your dick then he might just be gay.

 

[CaptainDeTractor]

i dont know how people still try to deny that he's literally gay

I would honestly respect him more (I wouldn’t) if he’d just own up to it. But it’s Phil, so being closeted and clownlaughing is second nature.

No issue with gay people, but Phil is a faggot, and that’s a different thing entirely.

 

[Corpun]

I can just picture Phil angrily pointing at a half built tank (of course with some pieces glued to the finger) ranting: “TAMIYA YOU FUCKED THIS UP! I was doing so well until THE KIT CHEATED ME! These instructions are USELESS! “Bend metal etch…” HUUUHN?! What does that even mean?!? BEND IT WHERE?!?”

*SNORT*

“I dunno guise… I did this kit because YOU GUYS said it was a great kit, but I gotta be hahnest, it’s a dogshit piece of flaming shit.”

*COMBOS INTO T POSE*

“On top of that, support hasn’t been that great these last couple of streams, In thinking we may just put this tank on the back burner and try the new F18 from Revell coming out next week, alright? What’s that derich? Yes glue does smell nice, I agree. Jaide says “Tank makes me sad”, I agree Jayde Tuh-heh-heh!”

Some random plastic piece breaks in half because he tries yanking it out of the mold, "THIS SHIT IS SO FRAGILE DOOD WHAT THE FUCK DO THEY WANT ME TO DO!!!!"

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Nothing on the documentary is even out and we are already seeing LegalSydePhil. Remember this @mikeclum if you actually do interview Phil. He is a fucking snake and the minute he thinks something is wrong in your documentary he will be harping constantly on you being a defamatory scumbag that should be sued.

He might even try and pander to Boogie to spark a friendship like he did RTU only to get burned off again.

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That pause man. Phil really loves his sweaty muscle men. Lucky for him his virgin eyes were not forced to witness a half-naked female-style person because he is married dood and above that.

I gotta wonder if there was some trend of comically gay studs in the 90s or something that caused Phil to be like this.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

Let me guess, the account that gifted the 200 organic members has never appeared in chat before?

 

[RougeRed]

Did any other straight guys on here download pictures of nude black males with erections to your hard drive and rehost them on your own blog? No? Just Phil?

Wasn't it Rambo and some guys at a fighting game tournament that found gay porn on his computer?

 

[Balr0g]

Wasn't it Rambo and some guys at a fighting game tournament that found gay porn on his computer?

That one trans guy (James I mean Jamie) allegedly walked into Phil's room while Phil was jerking off to some porn. I don't know what it was, in the SRK forums they called it gay porn so maybe that was it. I would have to double check the WPIG epsiode titled "Another incident". Phil definetly had a jerking off addiciton back then

 

[BScCollateral]

I had a dream where Phil was branching out to cover space news, and a dent asked him why methalox engines were the new hotness when hydrolox has a better ISP. I have no hopes it will come true, but it is a dream I have.

 

[arrivefriday]

I guess Dave decided to feed the drama flame once more by shitting on LTG for doing some weird shit with a plastic glove from Avengers: Endgame. Never mind the bubbles he's obviously embarrassed about blowing when he gets a certain amount of likes.
Never mind the vest, hat and glasses shit he's clearly just inconvenienced by at this point.
Never mind the weird obsession he had with the statues, some of them just being coomer-style statues.
Never mind the actually child-like humor he invokes every time he shows even a modicum of joy.

So much for not wanting drama on his streams I guess

 

[spacko]

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>oh...*notices your bulge OwO*
If it was a woman, he'd be going "this is so unnecessary, how does this contribute to the plot"
I really wasn't on the "Phil is gay" camp so much as I was on the "Phil is severely immature and sexuality is another facet of that", but it's getting increasingly harder to argue against him just being gay.
The sexual tension if you locked him up in a room with Dale would be unreal. Two closeted brothers just looking at each other real funny.

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

I guess Dave decided to feed the drama flame once more by shitting on LTG for doing some weird shit with a plastic glove from Avengers: Endgame. Never mind the bubbles he's obviously embarrassed about blowing when he gets a certain amount of likes.
Never mind the vest, hat and glasses shit he's clearly just inconvenienced by at this point.
Never mind the weird obsession he had with the statues, some of them just being coomer-style statues.
Never mind the actually child-like humor he invokes every time he shows even a modicum of joy.

So much for not wanting drama on his streams I guess

I don't watch LTG much myself but this was generally funny for him and Phil just had to act like the guy was serious so he could be a patronizing asshole about it.

Phil puts on a nazi hat and screams BAN BAN BAN BAN with no hint of irony but the black man isn't allowed to goof off with some stupid toy of his.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

I don't watch LTG much myself but this was generally funny for him and Phil just had to act like the guy was serious so he could be a patronizing asshole about it.

Phil puts on a nazi hat and screams BAN BAN BAN BAN with no hint of irony but the black man isn't allowed to goof off with some stupid toy of his.
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Also, nice bald spot reveal again, Phil. You think you'd learn, but I guess you'd rather grandstand and ignore the fact that you're an even bigger clown than LTG. You probably should take this advice:

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

Phil puts on a nazi hat and screams BAN BAN BAN BAN with no hint of irony but the black man isn't allowed to goof off with some stupid toy of his.

So how long before Phil will have gloves as a tip tier goal? But unlike what LTG does this will be "silly fun" like only matoor adult streamers and their matoor adult audience can understand.

 

[arrivefriday]

I don't watch LTG much myself but this was generally funny for him and Phil just had to act like the guy was serious so he could be a patronizing asshole about it.

Phil puts on a nazi hat and screams BAN BAN BAN BAN with no hint of irony but the black man isn't allowed to goof off with some stupid toy of his.
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Yeah, those were my thought exactly. There's also the part where The Guy™ is confused because LTG revels in the act of banning them, like Dave doesn't do that himself with all the "yeah you're a shit-head so now enjoy your ban and not being able to watch the stream ever again". I will never understand how someone can grow up to have such a staggering lack of self-awareness

 

[LostMy1stAccount]

I feel like you guys put way too much stock into DPS saying "look at that stud" during that clip.
This isn't something particular that only gay men would say but rather an off hand comment a mature adult would use (or in Dave's case someone who larps as one).

Imo he isn't gay but rather mentally stuck in his late teens and never developed past this pont.
I believe all those "look at those big titties" jokes in the past were the real deal from him but in his underdeveloped mind, he thinks a married man isn't allowed to make any kind of sexual jokes towards women and thus we are only getting the "hilarious" gay men (like during Yakuza) or "stud" references now.

 

[Crow Money]

Phil doesn’t need to fuck men or even be attracted to them to be a tremendous faggot.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

I feel like you guys put way too much stock into DPS saying "look at that stud" during that clip.
This isn't something particular that only gay men would say but rather an off hand comment a mature adult would use (or in Dave's case someone who larps as one).

I dunno man. I've never known a straight dude using the word stud to describe another man that is good looking.

Nothing wrong in acknowledging when another man is good looking, but really....calling them a stud is pretty fucking soos

 

[PenskeMaterial]

DSP has a history of complimenting men on their appearance that to me screams 'I'm gay I'm gay, I'm totally gay!'

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Listen to the way he talks about the black kid at his school. And also I'd like to point out that every time Phil mentioned a porn performer by name it was always a black guy. He name dropped Lexington Steel and Mandingo over the years.

Sorry but to me the evidence is strong enough to suggest Phil is gay and fetishises basketball americans.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

I feel like you guys put way too much stock into DPS saying "look at that stud" during that clip.
This isn't something particular that only gay men would say but rather an off hand comment a mature adult would use (or in Dave's case someone who larps as one).

Imo he isn't gay but rather mentally stuck in his late teens and never developed past this pont.
I believe all those "look at those big titties" jokes in the past were the real deal from him but in his underdeveloped mind, he thinks a married man isn't allowed to make any kind of sexual jokes towards women and thus we are only getting the "hilarious" gay men (like during Yakuza) or "stud" references now.

He’s gay. That gasp when he turned and looked was a total unconscious natural reaction. He was enamored. His brain took a couple seconds to catch up. No straight guy would have a reaction like that to a naked dude

 

[Lord_Point]

I don't watch LTG much myself but this was generally funny for him and Phil just had to act like the guy was serious so he could be a patronizing asshole about it.

Phil puts on a nazi hat and screams BAN BAN BAN BAN with no hint of irony but the black man isn't allowed to goof off with some stupid toy of his.
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Spoiler: Mature Style Business Tool vs Childrens Toy

I feel like you guys put way too much stock into DPS saying "look at that stud" during that clip.
This isn't something particular that only gay men would say but rather an off hand comment a mature adult would use (or in Dave's case someone who larps as one).

Imo he isn't gay but rather mentally stuck in his late teens and never developed past this pont.
I believe all those "look at those big titties" jokes in the past were the real deal from him but in his underdeveloped mind, he thinks a married man isn't allowed to make any kind of sexual jokes towards women and thus we are only getting the "hilarious" gay men (like during Yakuza) or "stud" references now.

Its like if you had a friend who made a jew joke every 23rd joke. You probably wouldnt think anything about it, but if EVERY joke he told was a jew joke, and he got excited every time he saw nazis in a video game, and every time he saw a 1940s german he described them in an overly flattering manner, and every time he saw a jew he recolied in disgust and turned his eyes away from the screen, AND he spent TENS OF THOUSANDS of dollars on a mobile game about concentration camps, etc, etc... At some point your going to have to recognize that the jew jokes are not so much a joke to him.

 

[LostMy1stAccount]

I dunno man. I've never known a straight dude using the word stud to describe another man that is good looking.

Nothing wrong in acknowledging when another man is good looking, but really....calling them a stud is pretty fucking soos

You can't forget that he folowed up with "I looked like that once in my life".
To me, this was clearly an attempt at making a joke about there being a half naked dude on screen.

I think alootapeepul tend to interpret things Dave says as sign of being gay while "socially inept" would explain all those comments even better.

He’s gay. That gasp when he turned and looked was a total unconscious natural reaction. He was enamored. His brain took a couple seconds to catch up. No straight guy would have a reaction like that to a naked dude

The thing is, no gay dude would have a reaction like that as well.
Just like no gay dude would ever be so "offended" (or rather fake-offended) whenever there is a half naked woman on the screen.
But you know who would do that?
Someone who larps as a "married adult".

Listen to the way he talks about the black kid at his school. And also I'd like to point out that every time Phil mentioned a porn performer by name it was always a black guy. He name dropped Lexington Steel and Mandingo over the years.

I chalk that up to the environment he grew up in rather than being gay.
He grew up around many Blacks.
People in the FGC, people in his school etc.
It wouldn't surprise me one bit if his first experiences with porn had some black dudes in it.
Black guys also often talk about banging white chicks.

In my theotheory this led to him developing an affinity for interracial porn and perhaps his love for Latinas.

I have no question about him watching interracial porn (I believe this was also the porn he got caught watching by James/Jamie).

The namedrops aren't conlusive evidence either imo. Even I heard about Mandingo while never watching anything with him in it.