Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

Call me super optimistic but I'm hoping this year is the year of Live Action Pat. The prior post of a chain of natural patposting and the guy asking if he's like CWC makes me hope that more and more people recognize him and start documenting appearances, even if they would arguably justify Fatrick's stalker claims, unlike Chris who is a blissful retard and sees it as fan recordings or something.

Then I can see it being (rather, I would hope over the alternative) a thing of pests poking the pig by going to conventions and either organically or at a QnA ask him somewhat innocuous questions to trigger a reaction. Like I'm having a hard time thinking of something other than "So for the panel: XX sci-fi YY. Oh another thing, what's your favorite deli meat, you guys like pepperoni?" Pat would be liable to flip his lid and immediately say "THIS MAN IS REFERENCING A HOAX THAT I GRIND ABDUCTED NIGGERBABIES INTO PEPPERONI IN MY BASEMENT!" to the utter confusion of everyone in attendance. Or... More likely he would mumble "mmm yeah hm pepperoni is good..." and then find a fart couch. Then go on Twitter and talk about how he dunked on an alt right chud.

Is it improper to hope for cowtipping when if anything it's conceivable that it'll happen considering the pests ostensibly have dried up the well of SMS? Even they're getting bored of pat. I guess we'll have to see what happens with the second better debt.

ETA: the "alternative" here is pests specifically going and being confrontational/trying to fight him, that's never funny like the Cyrax shit. The talk of Pat blam'ing a random fucker got me thinking about it.
 
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I'mThePatMan! said:
A liberal starts demonizing half the population because they dare think differently, and a kind man falls for the trap, unaware he was about to enter the Kool-aid Man's Lair:
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"a death cult." bruh.
reminder that pat is waaaaay more politically radicalized than anyone itt. he has talked openly about his desire to kill randos he disagrees about policy with and wants a uniparty dictatorship. he is angry 24/7 and blames strangers and has a messiah complex and owns guns.
 
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Sneedfully and Peacefully said:
Is it improper to hope for cowtipping when if anything it's conceivable that it'll happen considering the pests ostensibly have dried up the well of SMS? Even they're getting bored of pat. I guess we'll have to see what happens with the second better debt.
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Even if we put "no cowtipping" aside for a moment, a major draw of Pat in my opinion is that he's entirely doing it to himself by responding to every single low effort troll, no matter what. He MUST respond to the chewbacca message with threats of prison. He MUST go through every stalker child's profile and reply to every single post to correct the record, even if the post is over a year old. It's a bit hard to ignore people who actually stalk you irl, and it would probably cause the online content to dry up. A similar thing happened with Drachenlord.
 
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Some random old pics I stumbled across.
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good lord that whole panel is so cursed. everyone in the pic looks like they're badly generated by early-iteration a.i.
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Opposite of a Winner said:
So I'm going to bring up gun autism since this video was recommended to me but it's related to Fat's home defense gun. So long story short, Fat uses a PS90 and these guys basically do some ballistic tests with the round (5.7x28 ) and say it's basically an over priced 22 magnum. I know fat's extensive gun expertise is mocked a lot but it's funny to see gun youtubers join in on shitting on the 5.7 being an over hyped ammo since you can't use the full auto capability of the P90 (Unless you modify a PS90) and you can't really obtain the armor penetrating ammunition easily. I love the P90's design and clever engineering in fitting 50 rounds in but dear god I wouldn't flaunt a PS90 around like a piggish faggot and unironically use it as a home defense gun compared to other semi auto rifles that are cheaper and actually more powerful.
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For the civvie, 5.7 is a fun gun if you have money. You don't get the cool AP ammo or any of the full auto shit, just the high cost and I guess ammo capacity is higher than say a 9mm for the weight.

Personally I'd rather just have a boring handgun or revolver, or some carbine in 9mm where ammo is common and cheap, not to mention the gun itself. It'll kill just as well as a 5.7, and your wallet won't cry every time you fire a shot. Pat is financially illiterate
 
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Between Biden tweets, Pat likes to riff. Bad pun, he didn't need the second part, nobody knows that the lead actor is named Alan Ritchson, random violence.

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He REALLY wants to get paid by Biden.

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His engagement is terrible, those days are long over, and he's a loose cannon - he had to throw "Nazi" in there despite Biden not saying it.
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Trump is one of those classic Nazis who’s completely surrounded by Jews in his private and personal lives, and who’s a huge supporter of Israel. Also a big supporter of historically black colleges and federal funding for American Indian reservations.
Textbook.
 
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I just wanted you guys to know that I partially voted for Rekieta because he never covered Patrick Tomlinson. It’s such an easy way to milk content and be never fucking did it. Not even Pat’s insane brief. He went coomer alcoholic and never dug into the insanity of Fatrick.

I hope that 2024 is Pat’s year with Pay Quasi 2 and him hopefully putting out another awful book.
 
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Sneedfully and Peacefully said:
Then I can see it being (rather, I would hope over the alternative) a thing of pests poking the pig by going to conventions and either organically or at a QnA ask him somewhat innocuous questions to trigger a reaction.
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Seems like a lot of effort when just saying they're going there and not actually doing it could result in the same amount of piggy freakout.
 
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Sneedfully and Peacefully said:
Call me super optimistic but I'm hoping this year is the year of Live Action Pat. The prior post of a chain of natural patposting and the guy asking if he's like CWC makes me hope that more and more people recognize him and start documenting appearances, even if they would arguably justify Fatrick's stalker claims, unlike Chris who is a blissful retard and sees it as fan recordings or something.

Then I can see it being (rather, I would hope over the alternative) a thing of pests poking the pig by going to conventions and either organically or at a QnA ask him somewhat innocuous questions to trigger a reaction. Like I'm having a hard time thinking of something other than "So for the panel: XX sci-fi YY. Oh another thing, what's your favorite deli meat, you guys like pepperoni?" Pat would be liable to flip his lid and immediately say "THIS MAN IS REFERENCING A HOAX THAT I GRIND ABDUCTED NIGGERBABIES INTO PEPPERONI IN MY BASEMENT!" to the utter confusion of everyone in attendance. Or... More likely he would mumble "mmm yeah hm pepperoni is good..." and then find a fart couch. Then go on Twitter and talk about how he dunked on an alt right chud.

Is it improper to hope for cowtipping when if anything it's conceivable that it'll happen considering the pests ostensibly have dried up the well of SMS? Even they're getting bored of pat. I guess we'll have to see what happens with the second better debt.

ETA: the "alternative" here is pests specifically going and being confrontational/trying to fight him, that's never funny like the Cyrax shit. The talk of Pat blam'ing a random fucker got me thinking about it.
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What I think is possible, maybe not likely, but possible is him getting into an unhinged confrontation with some random, resulting in a Fatrick arrest.

Following this, Fatrick pushes the thing to trial, claiming the random is a stalker etc, leading to years of patposting being scrutinized by judge, prosecutor and defense team.
 
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Also Pat doesn't seem to get invited to conventions post 2022 - he had the one last year that was incredibly cheap/run-down and then posted photos of him "handselling" books at some local event. Nobody wants to confront him or even speak to him but he probably looks everyone over twice and thinks they're a stalker.

Any legal issues with Pat are great because his insane motion is in the system. The judge that will eventually deal with Pay Quasi 2 will have access to it.
 
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I know Pat going to "prison" (jail) would mean no content for a while at least, but I'm kind of hoping for a "Pat gets arrested, stays a week or two, and is bailed out" arc. You know he'd put that shit to trial if at all possible.

Will it be for assaulting a cop during "swatting," a DUI, speeding, hurting Nikki, assaulting a percieved pest, or his underground pepperoni empire?
HodgePodgeRogerDodger said:
I just wanted you guys to know that I partially voted for Rekieta because he never covered Patrick Tomlinson. It’s such an easy way to milk content and be never fucking did it. Not even Pat’s insane brief. He went coomer alcoholic and never dug into the insanity of Fatrick.

I hope that 2024 is Pat’s year with Pay Quasi 2 and him hopefully putting out another awful book.
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We don't need to kid ourselves. Pat will get cucked again by another cow who experiences a major fuckup shortly before voting ends again.
 
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Mourning_Cloak said:
We don't need to kid ourselves. Pat will get cucked again by another cow who experiences a major fuckup shortly before voting ends again.
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I think Rekieta was just a constant trash fire where he consistently let people down over and over and over again and seethed about people pointing out how he misrepresented himself and his prior character.

Bossman Jack is a gambling addict. His biggest thing is that there’s nothing political about him, he’s just a loser punching holes in his walls. I don’t find anything about him really engaging, he’s like a cutaway in a variety show, the guy who’s screaming about the dealer screwing with him as the Casino is robbed. He’s not really Lolcow of the year, he does the same thing everyday.

Pat should have been number 2, but he ended the year quietly and Jackie effectively launched herself out of his orbit by being a more idiotic wannabe fat retard. She’s less of a supporting cast member and more like a spin-off cow.
 
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