Gay/feminine things you do?

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What are some traits or behaviors you have that you consider unmanly? Remember that everyone on the internet is little bit gay deep down.

  • I collect coffee mugs like a lot of women do
  • I like sewing
  • I sometimes go shopping to relieve stress
  • My girlfriend insists that I have very pretty hands
  • I put decorative pillows all over the couch
  • If my hair sits in a way I don't like, I'll flat iron it
 
  • I suck penises
  • I drink other men's cum
  • I take dicks up my ass
  • I kiss boys
  • I masturbate to femboy porn
  • I wear dresses
  • I have a girlish, high laugh
  • I rape men daily
  • I hold hands with my boyfriends
  • I shove my fingers up my ass and wiggle them around
  • I fantasize about having a loving husband
 
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I love browsing at the store, and doing mundane housework like folding laundry. While folding said laundry, I like to listen to scary story narrations, which I’ve discovered is a mostly female activity.

Also, I think everyone here is guilty of enjoying gossip.
 
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  • I have decent handwriting, far better than any living man's I've seen except professional calligraphers'. Me having the best handwriting in a group and getting picked for a small task two decades ago has had massive ripple effects on my life, wealth, and relationships.
  • I love flowers and fluffy things (not animals or plush toys, but like ushanka hats, pompoms, fur cuffs on clothes, decor), and grow flowers.
  • I collect Chinese teaware (dunno how feminine it is, most collectors and every local ceramics artist and tea "influencer" I've seen are men; the influencers are of course faggots but all influencers are, there's no correlation with specifically tea). Too bad I can't show off, I have quite a few truly unique and doxable items the loss of which other collectors are still publicly mourning. (I mourn a couple of theirs, too.)
  • This is a "don't", don'ts would normally be too narrow and pointless to list ("I don't sail on polar expeditions") but this is characteristic enough: I don't read/watch porn or masturbate.
  • I participate in a noncompetitive athletic event. It's unisex with a single threshold for men and women, and over 90% of participants are men; there's actually a greater share of women in the competitive events. But I did pick it for non-competitiveness, which is stereotypically feminine.
  • I have a Barbie-type doll! (it's Emeraldas). I only have one and I don't play with it, but it's specifically a doll marketed to girls, not an action figure or sex toy.
This might be an exhaustive list. I'm female.

Also, I think everyone here is guilty of enjoying gossip.
I don't think it's feminine. The Internet allowed for a new type of gossip to flourish. Just like e-sports don't have anything in common with sports, lolcow gossip is distinct from mainstream-celebrity or community gossip. People actively seek out new cows to lol at. It has more in common with the historical kingly activity of collecting freaks and laughing at their antics.
 
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I don't understand why men hate shopping. Bro I fucking love shopping. Total stress reliever for me.

That's about it though. I'm mostly masculine all around.
Well, for me at least it is the complete opposite: its annoying, a waste of time and very stressful. Id rather go climb a mountain only wearing my boxers than go shopping. Thank fuck there aren't many occasions in a year that I have to subject myself to it.

As for anything feminine.. not sure. The only thing coming to mind is that I mostly don't care for competition/winning in games (tabletop or video game alike). I have more fun elongating a game as much as possible or throwing other players a curveball just to see what happens. I played settlers of catan with a group of 3 once. Thanks to me our first round lasted something like 2-3 hours on an easy board. I had fun, not sure if the others did. We changed games afterwards.
 
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Well, for me at least it is the complete opposite: its annoying, a waste of time and very stressful. Id rather go climb a mountain only wearing my boxers than go shopping. Thank fuck there aren't many occasions in a year that I have to subject myself to it.
It's not a waste of time. It can be essential for many reasons. Tangible and Non-Tangible. Helps clear your mind and it's good to get out there.
 
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I use expensive women's shampoo and conditioner.

My hair is fucking silk and floofy, when I let it grow out that is.
Same. I also have a skincare routine.

I have no idea what any of it does. I just let one of my exes tell me what to use when we were together and never stopped. It works though, people consistently think I'm in my mid twenties and I'm in my early thirties.
 
Same. I also have a skincare routine.

I have no idea what any of it does. I just let one of my exes tell me what to use when we were together and never stopped. It works though, people consistently think I'm in my mid twenties and I'm in my early thirties.
I’m 40ish and look 30. All I use for skincare is cigarette smoke. It’s just genes, dude.

Anyways, as far as gay shit, I lived in California for like half a decade. That was pretty gay
 
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